[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

By pretending to be wiser than me by lecturing me, the same quote is applicable to yourself. By the way, I know I'm smart. I have an IQ of 164, and did very well for myself on tests, even without studying.

Who said anything about pretending? It's just in the Bible.

Many questions about scripture in that IQ test? I didn't think so.

[Evangelion01]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

No, it contains questions that measure logic, artistic reasoning, directional sense, and other thigns that require use of a person's brain, not Google and memorization.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

No, it contains questions that measure logic, artistic reasoning, directional sense, and other thigns that require use of a person's brain, not Google and memorization.

Exactly! What use is all that once you are dead?

[Evangelion01]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

You know what... You're right. Thanks buddy. I'll throw away my DS as soon as I get home!

[BumbleGear]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Once again something idiotic and stupid to something innocent.

1. Your child will not turn into a monkey.

2. That's a custom cover art. That's not what standard ds's look like.

and 3. ...................... Cut..........Your child's...........HAND OFF!!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED BEING WOULD CUT THERE CHILD'S HAND OFF?!?!?! AND POKE THERE EYES OUT!!!!! THAT'S BEYOND INHUMANE. I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. IF YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES ABOUT INNOCENT STUFF LIKE THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE TO TORTURING CHILDREN???!!! IF ANYTHING GOD WOULD SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!!! I SHOULD BE REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE!!!

what makes it all worse is that in that guide there were people agreeing with you! My jaw was on the floor! You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!

A child requiring such intense discipline is not "innocent."

Just saying.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

and 3. ...................... Cut..........Your child's...........HAND OFF!!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED BEING WOULD CUT THERE CHILD'S HAND OFF?!?!?! AND POKE THERE EYES OUT!!!!! THAT'S BEYOND INHUMANE. I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. IF YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES ABOUT INNOCENT STUFF LIKE THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE TO TORTURING CHILDREN???!!! IF ANYTHING GOD WOULD SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!!! I SHOULD BE REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE!!!

what makes it all worse is that in that guide there were people agreeing with you! My jaw was on the floor! You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!

What on earth are you talking about? Cutting hands off is a standard Christian procedure. For example Jesus hate perverted women who touch male genitals. Cure for this offence is same as for the sinning children.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him,
and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

[A Follower]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Once again something idiotic and stupid to something innocent.

1. Your child will not turn into a monkey.

2. That's a custom cover art. That's not what standard ds's look like.

and 3. ...................... Cut..........Your child's...........HAND OFF!!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED BEING WOULD CUT THERE CHILD'S HAND OFF?!?!?! AND POKE THERE EYES OUT!!!!! THAT'S BEYOND INHUMANE. I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. IF YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES ABOUT INNOCENT STUFF LIKE THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE TO TORTURING CHILDREN???!!! IF ANYTHING GOD WOULD SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!!! I SHOULD BE REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE!!!

what makes it all worse is that in that guide there were people agreeing with you! My jaw was on the floor! You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!

1. All atheists believe that they can turn people into monkeys, they call it evilution. Nintendo aren't Christians, so they will want to turn our children into monkeys.

2. You're saying they look even worse normally? Gross!

3. It's not us you have to report, it's God. God tells us to poke out the eyes and cut off the arms that made us sin. And when God says something you can't say it's inhumane, it's as good as things can be. Remember, God is good, that's why He has made these rules, just so the children affected by Nintendo still have a chance at heaven. Isn't that nice of Him? Giving people as many chances as they have limbs? I doubt your god has ever done anything like that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Once again something idiotic and stupid to something innocent.

1. Your child will not turn into a monkey.

2. That's a custom cover art. That's not what standard ds's look like.

and 3. ...................... Cut..........Your child's...........HAND OFF!!!!! WHAT!!!! WHAT KIND OF SICK, TWISTED BEING WOULD CUT THERE CHILD'S HAND OFF?!?!?! AND POKE THERE EYES OUT!!!!! THAT'S BEYOND INHUMANE. I HOPE YOU'RE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. IF YOU WERE A TRUE CHRISTIAN YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THE INTERNET SPREADING LIES ABOUT INNOCENT STUFF LIKE THIS. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!!!! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A GUIDE TO TORTURING CHILDREN???!!! IF ANYTHING GOD WOULD SEND YOU TO HELL FOR THAT!!!! I SHOULD BE REPORTING YOU TO THE POLICE FOR CHILD ABUSE!!!

what makes it all worse is that in that guide there were people agreeing with you! My jaw was on the floor! You think Jesus is happy with you torturing an innocent child? I can't believe this!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Science=Satan]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

DS=DESTROYS SOULS
3DS=3 X DESTROYED SOULS
Please don't delete my post I just want people thinking the best handheld in the world stands for 'destroys souls'.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Please don't delete my post I just want people thinking the best handheld in the world stands for 'destroys souls'.

Friend, no one here is deleting your posts. We also want people to know that DS stands for destroys souls.

[Science=Satan]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Im not very in this "nintendo" and "disney" subject. But there is this kid getting possessed with a demon. You can see that the child gets possessed in the moment he unpackthe "Nintendo 64". I hope his parents did the right thing and beat the demon out of him.

Oh God not that demon known as joy anything but joy (he said sarcasticly)

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Oh God not that demon known as joy anything but joy (he said sarcasticly)

It might be small and quick glimpse of joy before they are turned into gaymers by these diabolical machine. It's not only the machine. All Nintendo games, like Pokemons and such, are satanic.

[mainquestforgod]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Sorry my friend but you are actually wrong I may think the DS is horrible for most of the time but DS actually stands for Dual Screen. However if you can use careful regulation and patience DS could boast a couple of opportunities for spreading Gods word. If you manage to get a bible cartridge you may stand a chance of using the DS as a electronic pocket bible.

[Bob]

Re: Nintendo DS / 3DS: Turns your child into a stupid monkey!

Sorry my friend but you are actually wrong I may think the DS is horrible for most of the time but DS actually stands for Dual Screen.

My mother always says I am not that smart. My father says I have that from my mother. I do know that elders are always right though, so you must be wrong. I know that because when I was unclogging the Pastor's toilet, the Pastor told me it was in Leviticus 19:32. So it must be true.