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  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    There's a small chance your teeth were taken away by the tooth fairy when you were a kid. But oddly enough the tooth fairy isn't in the Bible unlike giants and behemoths. There are so many things for which there is a small chance. But only the ones in the Bible are real.
    i can't wait till you go to hell

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    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

      Originally posted by nancyboygamer View Post
      god didnt right the bible idiot
      There are so many things wrong with this phrase that I don't know where to start.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        Originally posted by nancyboygamer View Post
        i can't wait till you go to hell
        It has to be a demon possession. Only a possessed fool would condemn someone to a place he doesn't even actually believe in.

        When did you bend over and take a demon into you?
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          Originally posted by nancyboygamer View Post
          i can't wait till you go to hell
          Dear Godmocking Whore;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            Originally posted by nancyboygamer View Post
            i can't wait till you go to hell
            Wow. Such Christian lovingkindness(tm), and his eloquence is only matched by his Scriptural knowledge and discernment.

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            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              You should all be ashamed of yourselves. How much time do you have to bash an independent game that helps people build an imagination and allows the user to turn a bunch of square blocks into a masterpiece. Ruining the economy, wal-mart is ruining it by closing down small specialty shops. As for the penises running around you must have a very sick mind for your head to go straight there and there green. We can all benefit from it because it teaches kids basic computer programming being that it is an open source game. As for creating sex slaves your on an opposite agenda what a bout the cults that use a Christian infrastructure to support the marriage of underage children. You my friend need to not use the internet for your crazy pantering.

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              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                Originally posted by SkunkFour View Post
                You should all be ashamed of yourselves. How much time do you have to bash an independent game that helps people build an imagination and allows the user to turn a bunch of square blocks into a masterpiece. Ruining the economy, wal-mart is ruining it by closing down small specialty shops. As for the penises running around you must have a very sick mind for your head to go straight there and there green. We can all benefit from it because it teaches kids basic computer programming being that it is an open source game. As for creating sex slaves your on an opposite agenda what a bout the cults that use a Christian infrastructure to support the marriage of underage children. You my friend need to not use the internet for your crazy pantering.
                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                  I bet you also hate the fact that the nerds who play minecraft refer to notch (person who created minecraft) as a god (mostly as a joke) and they say stuff like oh my notch or for the love of notch and all that is minecraft also there is like cranky said a hell in minecraft which notch called the nether and people say what the nether and go burn in nether.
                  my original user name was atheist=christian but some admin changed it...

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                  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                    Originally posted by atheist=cooter View Post
                    I bet you also hate the fact that the nerds who play minecraft refer to notch (person who created minecraft) as a god (mostly as a joke) and they say stuff like oh my notch or for the love of notch and all that is minecraft also there is like cranky said a hell in minecraft which notch called the nether and people say what the nether and go burn in nether.
                    Do they?

                    How quaint. They can all tell that to Satan. I'm sure he'll find it so hilarious it'll be extra pointy spiky rape up the butt in a lake of fire for all of them.
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                      hmmmm why were you watching gay fat amputee gang-bangs. that don't seem to Christian
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                        http://www.landoverbaptist.net/attac...1&d=1286141784 notice your 1st tab open
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                          Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
                          hmmmm why were you watching gay fat amputee gang-bangs. that don't seem to Christian
                          He was no doubt doing research to protect innocent children from having to see that filth.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                            yea u dont need to watch it too tell children not too, i think you might have a sneaky gay person here haha.
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                              Originally posted by a goth scum View Post
                              yea u dont need to watch it too tell children not too, i think you might have a sneaky gay person here haha.
                              I notice that stupid people feel compelled to type stupid as some sort of signal for sympathy. Why did God afflict you with the inability to communicate properly? Were you an especially sinful child or was it your mother?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

                                it was me, my mother tried to raise me Christian. i think my point is valid though, why spend your time watching something you know is wrong.
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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