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  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    This is not a gay pickup joint. This is a Christian forum. If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
    Pastor Ezekiel, thank you for diverting this sodomite's advances away from me.

    While it's true that I have given up my queerness by literally spitting Satan's seed out of my body and accepting the sweet, sweet love of Our Lord Jesus Christ in its place, that's no excuse for allowing temptation to gain a foothold on this rock of faith!



    YiC,

    Zech
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    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      This is not a gay pickup joint. This is a Christian forum. If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

      Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

      And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
      Bahahahaha nothing about "come at me bro" is a gay pickup. Maybe you should catch up with the rest of the world there, buddy.

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      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        Originally posted by Napalm96 View Post
        Bahahahaha nothing about "come at me bro" is a gay pickup. Maybe you should catch up with the rest of the world there, buddy.
        If "catching up" with the rest of the world means spending my time on my knees at truckstops like you unsaved queers do, no thanks.

        I'll stick with worshiping Jesus.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          If "catching up" with the rest of the world means spending my time on my knees at truckstops like you unsaved queers do, no thanks.

          I'll stick with worshiping Jesus.
          Cool story bro. Maybe if you pulled your head out of 'Gods' ass, maybe you can experience the real world, instead of imagining someone from a book. SOOOO yeah

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          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            What's with all this "bro" nonsense?
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
              What's with all this "bro" nonsense?
              Bro = my god. My "bro" is god. Or Buddha. Either way, thats cool.

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              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                bro, these god-fags are so fucking mad. their "god" doesn't even exist
                religious wars are fights of who has the best imaginary friend.

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                • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                  Originally posted by jackpawt883 View Post
                  bro, these god-fags are so piffleing mad. their "god" doesn't even exist
                  religious wars are fights of who has the best imaginary friend.
                  Bro, I know. These guys called Buddha a "fat china-man". I thought it was against Christianity to label people, as their "god" doesn't judge. loltheymad. Also, i find it ridiculous that italians are christian, when they killed jebuzors.

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                  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                    these godfags think "come at me bro" is a gay pickup line
                    lololtotes.
                    COME FUCK ME HARD.
                    oh, and in the bible it says god sent his only son to earth, but at the same time we're all his children, making us all girls in gods eyes. which being a lesbian is banned, but if we're all girls in god's eyes, THEN explain that, christianfags.

                    that book was written 2000 years ago, shit is outdated

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                    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                      these idiots are all HURP DERP YOURE THE DEVIL AND SO ARE BLACK PEOPLE.
                      if i saw jesus and he was real i'd throw up blood onto him and i'd play morte et dabo by asking alexandria.

                      heres the lyrics for you godfags

                      So he came forth and said unto me:
                      [irrelevancies deleted]
                      What a way to end the world.

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                      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                        you faggots
                        [possible porno link removed]

                        THERE
                        LISTEN TO THAT OU DUMB[toilet-mouth deleted]

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                        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                          Hey, jackpawt883 and Napalm96 . This isn't a fag sex site. You obviously fancy each other, just swap addresses and sod off.

                          YIC

                          Jack
                          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                            Originally posted by jackpawt883 View Post
                            bro, these god-fags are so piffleing mad. their "god" doesn't even exist.
                            Originally posted by Napalm96 View Post
                            Bro, I know.
                            Originally posted by jackpawt883 View Post
                            these godfags think "come at me bro" is a gay pickup line
                            Originally posted by jackpawt883 View Post
                            these idiots are....
                            Originally posted by jackpawt883 View Post
                            you faggots....


                            What an interesting discussion you two are having.

                            I'm detecting one with distinct homeristic tendencies, and the other using the negroidal term "Bro."

                            Are both of you spades of the queer persuasion?


                            If so, we have excellent Ex-Gay™ and Ex-Negro™ programs that have proven quite successful at getting those tendencies cured.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                              Originally posted by Chreyz View Post
                              I honestly dont understand your point with that last quote, it is not Notch who wrote it so why does it matter?
                              That's Notch's blog. Are you suggesting someone hacked it to write about Notch's masturbation addiction?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                                WOW. I doubt pedos have the time to play this game. 2nd, Blocks aren't mocking god.. It's not like in minecraft they tell you in the beginning of the game that this game is meant to mock god. NO they don't do that, this is why I don't go to church anymore. Video Games such as Minecraft are normally played out of boredom. So apparantly, I will be going to hell because I played minecraft, angry birds, and portal 2? That makes no sense at all. If you're a true christian, you wouldn't criticize other people. It doesn't matter if they play minecraft or not. I'm sure God wouldn't approve of all this hatred you guys typed.
                                Fuck off editing my signature you cocksucking admins/mods.

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