[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

You take something as innocent as minecraft and turn it into, well... whatever the fuc you turned it into.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but we did not make this game. It really was created as twisted and perverse as it is. We just see things as they are and warn people about them.

[Im_so_idiotic]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Firstly, theres NOTHING perverse about minecraft. You don't see any facts, you just see things how you're baffled mind wants them to be: evil and against god, so you have a reason to spread your hate on the world.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but we did not make this game. It really was created as twisted and perverse as it is. We just see things as they are and warn people about them.

Secondly,
English isn't may first language and I still understood they guy you answered. As I guess you are in fact american, i seriously want to know: How old are you?

Just to explain this really simple:
He did NEVER say YOU CREATED the game. That what he basically meant was, that you religious fanatics pick up ANY object/state/game/whatever and collect obvious lies and twisted facts about it to bash on it on this stupid (and really HILLARIOUS) forum for religious people(/retards).
I know what you'll say: "I hope you know that you'll burn in hell, haha." What I learned in my christian school and in church, is that god loves all people and there is no hell!? Not that I ever really listened when we had Religion at school, it was boring as hell(see what Im doing there??), but whatever. In my opinion "hell" is just the a liiiittle bit more modern name for the "Hades". I hope your education was good enough so you know what that was.
Just that you really know what I'm trying to imply with this -> Your believe is ANCIENT. I wouldn't even wonder if you guys thougth the earth is a disk and you can fall off of it.
DUDES grow up or just GET OUT of you home/church/"small village full of such mentally retards" and look at your fu*king calendar! its 2012 AD NOT 500 AD!!

ON TOPIC:
@ the topicstarter "weird old man"
MINECRAFT IS BAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?? You know what, I know at which point you can't help somebody anymore... but you, old greedy man or whatever your name is topicstarter, are the most disturbing, messed up, completely bewildered and most FU*KIN HILLARIOUS guy I've EVER heard of. Keep up your good work, if you're really a comedian. If not, then may god help you. Or better, some psychotherapist. I
think youve heard enough of "god" and all the other lies.


ps: wow, smilies like this one or that just show how messed up this whole forum is. fuc*ing bastards.

[Gary Williams]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

So we're made in the creators image, but not expected to be creative.
We're told to turn the other cheek, yet you actively insight hatred and oppression against those that do not follow you.
We're taught not to lie, yet you spread them so easily.
We're told to be no part of the world, yet you're so eager to involve yourselves in it.
God sent his son to be an example to us, one which you clearly choose to ignore.

Well done for being yet another branch of organised religion which so actively and wholeheartedly contradicts the teachings of it's god.

Hats off to you ladies and gents

Why do you hate Jesus?

[Bible Thumping Billy]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I'd like to point out to you religious nuts that this is the reason I avoid you people on the streets! You take something as innocent as minecraft and turn it into, well... whatever the <vile profanity removed> you turned it into.

This game was created to promote creativity and design skills, also it's alot of fun!

I'm also trying to understand how "God" can stop me viewing a post, when did he get wi-fi???

Also why do you guys bag on other religions all the time, wtf man?? Doesn't the Bible contain a passage saying love thy neighbor????

So to all you crazy <vile profanity removed> demented yahoos...

If their is a hell, your gona burn sucker! BURN!!!!

NO!!! I actually hope you'll be the ones being blown up...

"Love thy neighbor" Haha, of course it does but God was referring to us Christians who are neighbors in a spiritual sense, like all of us at Landover Baptist (and those like me who are here in spirit because I live in Canuckistan for the time being). God wasn't talking about His True Christian™ being neighbors with unsaved trash like yourself. We don't hate anyone, we are here trying to help you help yourself, I don't personally want to see you burn for eternity.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

I'd like to point out to you religious nuts that this is the reason I avoid you people on the streets!

How often are you in Freehold? That's where most True Christians(tm) live.

And don't worry, we'd likely avoid a crying wanker like you as well.

I'm also trying to understand how "God" can stop me viewing a post, when did he get wi-fi???

He created the entire universe, you don't think He knows how to work a computer?

Also why do you guys bag on other religions all the time, wtf man?? Doesn't the Bible contain a passage saying love thy neighbor????

Is it 'loving' to tell people who are choosing Hell by their false 'faith' that they are choosing Hell, or to tell them that worshiping Allah or the earth or Thor or whatever is just fine and dandy?

[Morgan Mims]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Sir,Minecraft isnt a satanic game.it teaches you to be yourself and be creative with what you have.That isnt a walking penis,its what is called a creeper. It blows up if i gets too close.It adds suspense to the game.The "idiotic blocks"are meant to show people who play games today what games looked like along time ago.O.K so one stupid child made a stupid pornographic picture,but dont blame the game,blame the child.The character isnt "jerking off" to his creation.He is just admiring his hard work.It takes awhile to make something like that.The mad face smiley is made to be funny,and the pumpkins are celebrating halloween(dont even start with halloween,it may have started as a satanic holiday but it isnt anymore).also,you can make really beutiful stuff in minecraft.i have placed crosses on multiple servers to help bring others to christ,and i got plenty of compliments for it.Im pretty sure satanists dont compliment christians.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

blah blah blah.

Why do you hate Jesus?

This is a Christian church's discussion forum. One thing we do is share parenting tips.

We don't care about your Mineshaft fantasies.

[SoyEspanolDeEuropa]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Look this video. Its made by a sexual slave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUHXlIyGLdU&feature=BFa&list=FLuAGaRqbQVKChZcXJvStuNg&lf=plcp

And look this kid, they are playing that stupid game, they are like slaves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8pCetAJ81M

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Look this video. Its made by a sexual slave.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUHXlIyGLdU&feature=BFa&list=FLuAGaRqbQVKChZcXJvStuNg&lf=plcp

And look this kid, they are playing that stupid game, they are like slaves

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8pCetAJ81M

While this is all very terrible we don't know a thing about you. Trot along to the introduction forum and tell us what verses of the Bible told you these things were so dreadful and why feeling the love of Jesus swell and burst forth deep inside you was so wonderful for you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Look this video. Its made by a sexual slave.

Dear Soyboy;

We are not interested in your pornographic videos. This is a Christian forum.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[PopeDope]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

OMG!!!

I seriously had thought you were serious, even though the level of craziness that your discussions showed was truly scary.

It took me over ONE WHOLE MONTH to finally search for "Landover Baptist?", and guess what, it only got me to discussions were they explained that landoverbaptist.org was real, but that caught my attention as well.

All I can say is GOOD JOB

You seriously got me going... I can't stop laughing at my stupidity



You are truly the masters of trolls! *respect*


What do I have to do in order to join your little "troll community"? Just make a new more credible and "Jesus loving" account? Because I can do that...



P.S. I still do have second thoughts, even now when typing this post. It all looks so real!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

*** look at me look at me, i'm an attention whore, wheeeeeeeeee!!! ***

Dear Jackass,

Look up in the URL window of whatever browser you are using. Do you see .org or .net?



This forum and the True Christians(tm) who post here are as real as the flames of hell and as sincere as the redemptive powers of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

It's true there are a couple of humorous threads here, but our main goal is to convince people to read and follow the Word of God as laid out perfectly in the 1611 KJV Bible.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

P.S. I still do have second thoughts, even now when typing this post. It all looks so real!

Do you think we somehow made up the entire Bible, as well?

Oh, and a few hundred thousand posts over a decade, just to play a little gag. Yes, that seems logical.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

What do I have to do in order to join your little "troll community"? Just make a new more credible and "Jesus loving" account? Because I can do that...

No you can't kid. Because aren't trolls.

I got to love epic level retards like you who equate a frank discussion of the Bible to posting gotez or Rapture Jesus pictures and other kiddy stunts.

[durtbike]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy

You're PRAISING them? You need to learn more about India, my friend.

P.S. we are no longer accepting tithes in World Of Warcraft gold.

The word "indie" has nothing to do with India the word Indie is another way of saying independent minecraft is an independent game made by someone who does not work for a big company