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  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

    Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post
    It's certainly newer than the year 0000, in which the ORIGINAL Bible takes place.
    And who wrote the New Testament (which is necessary to complete the Bible) on the year zero, considering that Jesus was only then being born?

    You really are the stupidest person on Earth, aren't you?
    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

      Originally posted by Des View Post
      And who wrote the New Testament (which is necessary to complete the Bible) on the year zero, considering that Jesus was only then being born?

      You really are the stupidest person on Earth, aren't you?
      My thoughts exactly, Mr. Des!
      This undisciplined brat should think twice before yelling aloud her thoughts of hypocrasy on God's Favorite Forum!
      Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

        Originally posted by Avery Johnson View Post
        It's certainly newer than the year 0000, in which the ORIGINAL Bible takes place.
        There is no zero in our calendar count. Look it up.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

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        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

          Why do we even talk about this sinful game? Why we are using this hellish technology to communicate the Word of our only God? A Christian has other better things to do than staying behind a screen. We all are depravated, as showing interest in depravated things is being depravated.

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          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

            Originally posted by True true View Post
            Why do we even talk about this sinful game? Why we are using this hellish technology to communicate the Word of our only God? A Christian has other better things to do than staying behind a screen. We all are depravated, as showing interest in depravated things is being depravated.
            My dear young lady,

            Are you seriously suggesting that the work we do here - saving SOULS by showing them the True Will and Nature™ of Jesus our Lord - is unimportant? In fact, there really cannot be any better things to do. Our days are ending and our years are failing. It is the time for God to harvest the ripe crop of mankind and to discard the sinners into the Furnace. Our work is to give God the maximum harvest by all available means.

            James 5:20
            Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

            This is the time of the screen, of the Interwebs. We work where the sinners swarm and multiply. It is our duty.


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
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            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

              Is depravated even a word?
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                Is depravated even a word?
                I know it has a lot of syllables, but yes it is a word. Like you, "True true" seems to be a simple woman so I doubt she is capable of understanding her own ramblings. She probably used it because it rhymes with methylated, desiccated and depredated in a failed attempt to impress us.

                Proverbs 9:13 - King James Version (KJV)

                A foolish woman is clamorous: she is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                  Only our Lord can judge. Oh, and coincidentally: I am a man

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                  • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                    And I could not be less wishful of impressing you, because you cannot impact my life in any means.

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                    • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                      Originally posted by True true View Post
                      Only our Lord can judge. Oh, and coincidentally: I am a man
                      Why is that a coincidence? Or did you mean to say "and incidentally: I am a man". I'll assume that's what you intended.

                      Now, had you followed the correct procedure and started a thread in the Introductions section of the forum, we would have known you were a man, and we wouldn't have had to make an assumption as to your gender. So, why don't you pop over there now, and do just that
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                      • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                        Originally posted by True true View Post
                        Only our Lord can judge.
                        Nonsense! Please read Leviticus 19:15, John 7:24, 2nd Timothy 4:1-2, Psalm 37:30, Proverbs 31:9 and 1 Corinthians 2:15 to see that we are allowed to judge!

                        Oh, and coincidentally: I am a man
                        Then why do you behave like a woman?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                        • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                          Originally posted by True true View Post
                          And I could not be less wishful of impressing you, because you cannot impact my life in any means.
                          Shows what you know. In the United States, churches have the largest influence on legislation in general, and that impacts everybody.

                          The number of organizations engaged in religious lobbying or religion-related advocacy in Washington, D.C., has increased roughly fivefold in the past four decades, from fewer than 40 in 1970 to more than 200 today. These groups collectively employ at least 1,000 people in the greater Washington area and spend at least $350 million a year on efforts to influence national public policy. As a whole, religious advocacy organizations work on about 300 policy issues. For most of the past century, religious advocacy groups in Washington focused mainly on domestic affairs. Today, however, roughly as many groups work only on international issues as work only on domestic issues, and nearly two-thirds of the groups work on both. These are among the key findings of a new study by the Pew Research Center’s Forum on Religion & Public Life that examines a total of 216 religion-related advocacy groups operating in the nation’s capital.
                          Lobbying for the Faithful

                          That's pretty awesome, don't you think! By spending some $350 million each year to create formal public policy and decide what sinful behaviors should be criminalized, we do impact your life, to the Glory of God!




                          Let's pray the trend continues exponentially!

                          Our own mayor is a big celebrity in DC, too. Such a likable man, he has no trouble making our wishes known and turning our prayers into laws!
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                            Originally posted by True true View Post
                            And I could not be less wishful of impressing you, because you cannot impact my life in any means.
                            Yes, you could not be. They are just trying to help you, trying to pull you out of a destiny of eternal damnation and burning. This is the way they can "impact your life"
                            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                            • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                              Originally posted by True true View Post
                              And I could not be less wishful of impressing you, because you cannot impact my life in any means.
                              First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                              Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                              Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                              If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                              I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

                                I have played minecraft only ONCE!
                                IT is not that type of thing. Apparently, the internet says that griefing means destroying other people's structures. That "penis" is a creeper, not the perverted meaning, but a thing that creeps up to you and explodes to make you lose all your things in the game.

                                Cranky old man profile is too over sensitive.
                                If you have washed out you sins, than clearly you have not washed out the vague sense of over overacting to every little "Bleepin" detail.
                                People get some sense and don't be those people.


                                Regards,
                                this person

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