[Nobar King]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Caffeine is a legal drug. If your fag buddies told you all to jump off of London Bridge, would you do it?

[SweGabber]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

A Pact with the Devil

1. Lucifer, you are bound to deliver to me immediately 100,000 pounds of money in gold!
2. You will deliver me the first Tuesday of every month 1,000 pounds.
3. You will bring me this gold in current money, of such kind that no only I, but also all those to whom I may wish to give some, may use it.
4. The foresaid gold must be not false, must not disappear in one´s hand, or turn to stone or coals. It should be metal stamped by the hands of men, legal and valid in all lands.
5. If I need a considerable sum of money, no matter when or for what purpose, you are duty bound to deliver to me secret or buried treasure. Nor need I fetch it myself from wherever it may be hidden or burried, but you must deliver it into my hands, without any trouble to me, to wherever I happen to be at one time, to dispose of according to my own wishes and pleasure.
6. You are bound to cause no injury to my body and limbs, and do nothing to weaken my health, but preseve me from human illnesses and injury for 50 years.
7. If, contrary to our expectations, I should happen to become ill, you are bound to procure for me profed remedies to help me regain my previous good health as soon as possible.
8. Our agreement is to begin on this date.. in the year 1676, and to end on the same day in 1727. You are not to tamper with this period or encroach on my rights, or make a false reckoning (as you have often formerly accustomed to do).
9. When my time has finally run out, you are to let me die like all other men, without any shame or disgrace, and be honorably buried.
10. You are bound to make me loves and accepted by the King and all the aristocrats, by high and low, men and women, so that I may always be assured of good will and affection, and that everybody will grant without question what I may desire of them.
11. You are bound to transport me (and any other) without injury to the ends of the world, wherever I desire, no matter how far distant. You are to make me immediately so expert in the language of that place that I shall be able to speak it fluently. When I have satisfied my curiosity sufficiently, you will bring me back again, uninjured, to my home.
12. You are bound to protect me from all harm from bombs, firearms, and other weapons, so that nothing may strike me and injure my body or limbs.
13. Your are bound to assist me in my dealings with the King and help me prevail over my special enemies.
14. You are bound to provide me with a magic ring so that whenever I put it on my finger I shall become invisible and invulnerable.
15. You are bound to give me true and thorough information, without distortion or ambiguity, about any question I ask of you.
16. You are bound to give me advance warning of any secret plot against me, and to give me ways and means to thwart those plots and to bring them to naught.
17. You are bound to teach me whatever languages I may desire to learn so that I can read, converse, and express opinions as perfectly as if I had known them thoroughly from childhood.
18. You are bound to endow me with good sense, understanding, and intelligence, so that I can discuss all problems logically and can give an informed opinion about them.
19. You are bound to protect and look after me in all courts of justice and council chambers of King, Bishop or Pope, before whom I might be summoned.
20. You are bound to protect me and my household from injury, whether domestic or foreign, from theft, and from harm.
21. I am to be permitted to lead my life in outward appearance like a good Christian, and to attend divine service without your interfering.
22. You are bound to teach me how to prepare medical prescriptions and the correct use and administering of them in dosage and weight.
23. If one any occasion, skirmish or fight, I should be attacked or set upon, you are to take up the challenge for me and produce help and assistance against all enemies.
24. You are bound to prevent anyone, no matter whom, for konwing about your accord and compact.
25. As often as I desire your presence, you are to appear to me in a loving and ageeable form, never in a frightening or horrible shape.
26. You are to see that each and every person shall do my bidding.
27. You are to promise me and bind yourself to kepp unbroken these clauses, individually and collectively, and to comply assiduously wiht all of them. If you fal me in the slightest degee or display any negligence, then this pact and accord is null and void and of no force whatever.
28. In return for the foregoing promises, I swear and vow to deliver into your power several men and women. Furthermore, I renounce God, the most Holy Trinity; I wholly renounce the vows made for me at baptism. I step forward with you in a new alliance and submit myself to you both in body and soul, forever into eternity.








SATANUS AXINUES POLARUS XINAORI

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

*** relatively standard (albeit overly optimistic) satanic pact deleted ***

You think you can trust the devil to uphold his end of a bargain? You're as dumb as that woman Eve!



Look here:

(2 Corinthians 11:3) "But I fear, lest by any means, as the serpent beguiled Eve through his subtilty, so your minds should be corrupted from the simplicity that is in Christ."

Give up those sodomy-inducing games and start praising Jesus before it's too late. He could strike you down any moment!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

*** potty mouth ***

You swiss atheists always resort to potty language. I blame the lutefisk.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

A Pact with the Devil

...
10. You are bound to make me loved and accepted ... by high and low, men and women, so that I may always be assured of good will and affection, and that everybody will grant without question what I may desire of them.
...
18. You are bound to endow me with good sense, understanding, and intelligence, so that I can discuss all problems logically and can give an informed opinion about them.
...

I’d suggest you to file a law suit against the devil; apparently, he does not perform his contract obligations.

YiC

Dan

[It's me.]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Just a point of clarification: There are more pastors convicted of Child Molestation than there are of any factual reports of people trying to run Minecraft servers trying to get kids to be their sex slave.

Horrific to even contemplate, but technically a molester would better odds joining your group than of playing Minecraft.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Horrific to even contemplate, but technically a molester would better odds joining your group than of playing Minecraft.

That sounds exatly like I would expect a molester playing Minecraft to say.

[It's me.]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

That sounds exatly like I would expect a molester playing Minecraft to say.

Which is about what I figured a yet-to-be-convicted Christian molester would say.

Ironic isn't it?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Which is about what I figured a yet-to-be-convicted Christian molester would say.

Ironic isn't it?

The word ironic does not apply in this situation. You should use the word coincidental instead.
i·ron·icAdjective/īˈränik/

1. Using or characterized by irony.
2. Happening in the opposite way to what is expected, thus typically causing wry amusement.

co·in·ci·den·talAdjective/kōˌinsəˈdentl/

1. Resulting from a coincidence; done or happening by chance.
2. Happening or existing at the same time.

[It's me.]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Ironically, I believe you just defined my use of ironic.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Ironically, I believe you just defined my use of ironic.

No. It would be ironic if he thought you were a child molester and you weren't, but you never denied the allegation. You said it was ironic that you also thought he was a child molester.

It was a coincidence that you thought one another were child molesters. Not irony.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Ironically, I believe you just defined my use of ironic.

Seriously, your lovely opinion matters not one jot. Yap yap yap.

Proverbs 13:16 Every prudent man dealeth with knowledge: but a fool layeth open his folly.

That's why every opinion you'll see us post can be backed up with what God has told us to think.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

Which is about what I figured a yet-to-be-convicted Christian molester would say.

Ironic isn't it?

The irony here friend is you have wasted so much of your life playing trivial little games like Mimecraft that you have neglected your social skills to the point you can communicate with other people so your attempts at wit fall flat on its face. If you can't even handle the simple issues like writing who will you ever deal with the fate of your soul after your death?

I suggest you set aside humor friend now friend, it requires skills like empathy and communications you still need to develop.

[julesdeman]

Re: Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy!

A wise man once told:
If the people don't want to see the truth,
if they only want to see the lies.
Then there's no way of convincing them,
because they are misguided and cannot be cured.

This applies to both mincrafthaters like the maker of this thread as the minecraftlovers that comment on it.

[julesdeman]

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btw: I'm from Belgium, not France. I live in the Flammish region of Belgium. So I speak Dutch, know a bit of French, but prefer English.