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  • #556
    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by EFheidi View Post
    I'm confused.
    Yes, you are.



    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #557
      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by EFheidi View Post
      Exodus 20:13
      Deuteronomy 5:17

      Here is a list of capital crimes in the Bible. It isn't murder if God orders it.

      • Sacrificing to gods other than Yahweh Exodus 22:20 Leviticus 27:29
      • Passing children through the fire Leviticus 20:1-5
      • Worshiping Baal Peor Numbers 25:1-9
      • False prophecy Deuteronomy 13:1-10 Deuteronomy 17:2-7, 18:20-22
      • Necromancy Leviticus 20:27 Leviticus 20:27 Exodus 22:18 Exodus 22:17; Exodus 22:18
      • Blasphemy Leviticus 24:10-16
      • Sabbath breaking Exodus 31:14 Exodus 35:2 Numbers 15:32-36
      • A foreigner (outsider) who gets close to the tabernacle Numbers 3:10, 38

      • Rape by a man of a betrothed woman in the countryside Deuteronomy 22:25-27
      • Sexual activity with a betrothed woman if she loses her virginity Deuteronomy 22:23-24
      • A woman not being a virgin on her wedding night while falsely representing herself as one. Deuteronomy 22:13-21
      • Adultery with a married woman. Leviticus 20:10
      • Marrying your wife's mother Leviticus 20:14
      • Certain forms of incest, namely if it involves the father's wife or a daughter-in-law. Leviticus 20:11-12 Other forms of incest receive lesser punishment; sexual activity with a sister/stepsister is given shunning for a punishment; Leviticus 20:17; if it involves a brother's wife or an uncle's wife it is just cursed Leviticus 20:20-21and sexual activity with an aunt that is a blood relation is flogged. Leviticus 20:19
      • Fornication by the daughter of a priest. The punishment is setting her on fire. Leviticus 21:9
      • Homosexuality Leviticus 20:13 Leviticus 18:22
      • Bestiality Exodus 22:19 Leviticus 20:15-16
      • Murder Genesis 9:6 Exodus 21:12-14 Leviticus 24:17-23 Numbers 35:9-34
      • Hitting a parent Exodus 21:15
      • Cursing (ie back sassing) a parent Exodus 21:17 Leviticus 20:9
      • A child who persists in disobeying his parents Deuteronomy 21:18-21
      • Kidnapping Exodus 21:16 Deuteronomy 24:7
      • Ox-goring Exodus 21:28-32
      • Contempt of court Deuteronomy 17:8-13
      • False witness to a capital crime Deuteronomy 19:15-21
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #558
        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Yes, you are.
        Er, I would accept that glare if you contested the point I raised. But at the moment, you are ignoring what I have said:

        "Just one: surely this would lead to a recursive loop of killing?"

        And I hardly see how a post containing two direct quotes from your preferred version of the Bible constitutes an infraction for the reason of, and I quote, unsaved opinions or tantrums.

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        • #559
          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by EFheidi View Post
          Er, I would accept that glare if you contested the point I raised. But at the moment, you are ignoring what I have said:

          "Just one: surely this would lead to a recursive loop of killing?"

          And I hardly see how a post containing two direct quotes from your preferred version of the Bible constitutes an infraction for the reason of, and I quote, unsaved opinions or tantrums.
          I believe I can be of assistance. Allow me to enumerate your rights here.

          Next, I would point to all the scriptures I have quoted for you. Not to mention, war is clearly justified in God's sight. He only directed Joshua's armies to exterminate all the inhabitants of the Promised Land.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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          • #560
            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
            So you LOOK at yourself in the bathroom?

            That is disgusting!
            This is hilarious! So you're telling me you don't?

            Running away from your own shadow, and that "GOD FORBID" word that we mustn't utter? It's called a penis, if you're avoiding the sight of your own penis then that is hilarious!

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            • #561
              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Oh the hilarity of this thread!
              "Get behind me doctor" containing a sexual reference? Hahaha!

              Well you Zealots love scripts right?

              Here's one for you-
              I am the door; if anyone enters through Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture.
              John 10:9

              I'll interpret it for you, the way you interpreted "Get behind me doctor".

              "My name is Jesus and I am a glory hole. Anyone who penetrates me (signifying anal sex of course) will be 'enlightened' by this experience. He will go in and out, oooh, in and out baby"

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              • #562
                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by OhtheIrony View Post
                Oh the hilarity of this thread!
                "Get behind me doctor" containing a sexual reference? Hahaha!

                Well you Zealots love scripts right?

                Here's one for you-
                I am the door; if anyone enters through Me, he will be saved, and will go in and out and find pasture.
                John 10:9

                I'll interpret it for you, the way you interpreted "Get behind me doctor".

                "My name is Jesus and I am a glory hole. Anyone who penetrates me (signifying anal sex of course) will be 'enlightened' by this experience. He will go in and out, oooh, in and out baby"
                OK - now that you have tried to shock us with your rather infantile quote mining have you got anything of substance to say?
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • #563
                  Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                  OK - now that you have tried to shock us with your rather infantile quote mining have you got anything of substance to say?
                  What else? The fact that this community seems to be overly obsessed with homosexuals! Your religion decides against it, and yet you just LOVE to include the word in your sentences. You're so hurried to talk about queers as if it brings you pleasure. Oh, and your jumping-to-conclusions really outlines this.

                  Examples?

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  you implied being a homosexual when you said you were a "backslider," which really means backrider.
                  Wow where did these gay assumptions come from? Bob4God you must have had quite some 'experience.'

                  How can you focus on God when you're so preoccupied with homosexuals?

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                  • #564
                    Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    So you think that by turning a blind eye to queers we please God?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #565
                      Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                      So you think that by turning a blind eye to queers we please God?
                      Yes, you only give them the attention they want.

                      Think about it: If you insult them, the liberals would make rules that are pro-gay and you will be punished and be putten in prison.


                      BTW prison: 'Jesus loves you' is somthing nice to tell everyone, unless you are in a mexican jail.

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                      • #566
                        Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by Superdork33 View Post
                        BTW prison: 'Jesus loves you' is somthing nice to tell everyone, unless you are in a mexican jail.
                        That is really racist, insensite and untrue!

                        Mexican's are no more likely to rape you than any other type of convict.

                        ThinksDesign.
                        I whore for Satan

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                        • #567
                          Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by ThinksDesign View Post
                          That is really racist, insensite and untrue!

                          Mexican's are no more likely to rape you than any other type of convict.

                          ThinksDesign.
                          Its just a racist joke, dont take it too seriously.

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                          • #568
                            Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by Superdork33 View Post
                            Its just a racist joke, dont take it too seriously.
                            Please stop spreading your abhorrent racism. Even wetbacks deserve better than that.



                            Yours in Christ,

                            Z. Smyth
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                            • #569
                              Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              You're the stupidest dyke i have ever heard. You're legit fucking retarded. First off, god doesn't exist. Second, "Get behind me doctor" Is said by the heavy (Fat one with minigun) To protect the medic from on-coming fire from enemies. "I love this doctor" (Said by the heavy) Is him telling the medic how much he appreciates the medic's help. The soldier is not gay. He's a military general, who promotes America. He says how America is great, and how scottland can't even be compaired to America. How is this game gay? You guys on here, are fucking idiots. I have 1534 hours on this game, and i'm proud of it. I have played a total of 64 days total and not once. ONCE! in those 64 days, did i even get a HINT of gay in this game. Games are for fun, This game IS fun. Fuck all of you, hail Hitler, God's not real. fuck all of you.

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                              • #570
                                Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by Auchswitz View Post
                                You're the stupidest dyke i have ever heard. You're legit piffleing retarded. First off, god doesn't exist. Second, "Get behind me doctor" Is said by the heavy (Fat one with minigun) To protect the medic from on-coming fire from enemies. "I love this doctor" (Said by the heavy) Is him telling the medic how much he appreciates the medic's help. The soldier is not gay. He's a military general, who promotes America. He says how America is great, and how scottland can't even be compaired to America. How is this game gay? You guys on here, are piffleing idiots. I have 1534 hours on this game, and i'm proud of it. I have played a total of 64 days total and not once. ONCE! in those 64 days, did i even get a HINT of gay in this game. Games are for fun, This game IS fun. piffle all of you, hail Hitler, God's not real. piffle all of you.
                                Um, I really don't like you using 'Auchswitz' as your username. I'll have you know my grandfather died in Auschwitz.





                                He got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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