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  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

    Originally posted by Valhallen View Post
    This has to be one of the most dumbest things I have yet to encounter in all of my years of being alive, you my Christian people are one of the dumbest people I have yet seen and because of you over believers are exactly like the Muslim extremist over in the middle-east right now being a terrorist and you are being a terrorist to gays and other religions and races of the world, I have nothing against any religion but seeing how you react to such simple stupid everyday things is the reason why I have converted to another religion and I am truly sorry for the good Christians who have tried to teach me and believe me my pastor was my best friend and I am sorry for him to be in such a sorry religion where people like you are acting like such immature people and morbid excuse of a man who saved you, maybe you should reread your scripture a couple hundred times to even get a thought of what it is to be a Christian in you sorry excuse for a skull and sure you'll delete me or ban me or whatever it is you'll do but remember, you are only doing it because you are to scared to admit that you are not exactly like Jesus or God and that I am telling the truth, but you need to know that we are all created equal in whose ever eyes we believe in, no one more greater or lesser than the other and for those to believe that anyone that is different from one of another should be put to an eternity of pain and agony? Well they are nothing but cockroaches, which I hope you know what those are and your god I hope will step on you like how we as a people do everyday with out thinking. Now I leave you with this you over powered believers, God Will Cut You Down and for my other religion friends thank you for putting up with these Neo-Nazi like bastards you are the true heroes of your religion.God bless the U.S Armed Forces
    Blahblahblah...tl;dr

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

      Originally posted by Valhallen View Post
      ...I have nothing against any religion...
      And you show it by posting the longest, point-free, run-on sentence I've seen in months?

      Stick around, these people will cure you.

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      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

        I say bring it on you little boy fondling cretins. Wish me to Hell and I shall send you to Hel in my religion. If you even know where that is.

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        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

          Originally posted by Valhallen View Post
          I say bring it on you little boy fondling cretins. Wish me to Hell and I shall send you to Hel in my religion. If you even know where that is.
          Whatever for? Your religion is false, your Hell doesn't exist. Wish me away, tiger.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

            Originally posted by Valhallen View Post
            I say bring it on you little boy fondling cretins...
            I think you've confused True Christians(tm) for these guys.

            ... Wish me to Hell and I shall send you to Hel in my religion...
            Nobody here has wished you to Hell. They're trying to get you to see that if you continue on your present path, they believe GOD will send you there, and they want to to change (and read the Bible, so you believe in God just as much as they do).

            ... If you even know where that is.
            It's in your own imagination.

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            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

              Originally posted by Valhallen View Post
              I say bring it on you little boy fondling cretins. Wish me to Hell and I shall send you to Hel in my religion. If you even know where that is.
              Friend, please do mistake my extended hand as a willingness to engage in sexual relations with you.
              Please stop emailing me nude photographs of yourself. I am not willing to 'go on the down low' as you put it. Frankly you are far from attractive, what with the crooked, stained teeth, severely pock marked skin and terribly greasy hair.
              I will however, pray for you that God take mercy on your soul.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                Originally posted by Valhallen View Post
                I say bring it on you little boy fondling cretins. Wish me to Hell and I shall send you to Hel in my religion. If you even know where that is.
                Dear Godmocking Whore;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                  Originally posted by BlackMuslim View Post
                  I 100% Agree With You
                  I agree too,
                  This woman is trying to ban a video game, because it is homosexual
                  sure, God says being homosexual is a bad thing, but do you know how many sins we have committed? We have committed so many sins that we shouldn't judge people,
                  I believe that we learned in church, and by our parents that we SHOULD NOT judge people by their beliefs, looks, or how they act... She also is trying to ban it because of gore, everybody sees gore at one time of their life, especially our soldiers who see it on a daily basis

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                  • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Dear Godmocking Whore;

                    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                    YIC,

                    --Pastor Ezekiel
                    I am pretty sure Jesus wants ALL OF US to be saved, he wants all of his "Children" to be able to come to heaven, Jesus LOVES all of US the same, anyone who doesn't say that is not telling the truth, I may not be a pastor, but I am very good friends with one, and he has helped me love our lord even more

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                    • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                      Originally posted by GLaDOS111 View Post
                      I agree too,
                      This woman is trying to ban a video game, because it is homosexual
                      sure, God says being homosexual is a bad thing, but do you know how many sins we have committed? We have committed so many sins that we shouldn't judge people,
                      I believe that we learned in church, and by our parents that we SHOULD NOT judge people by their beliefs, looks, or how they act... She also is trying to ban it because of gore, everybody sees gore at one time of their life, especially our soldiers who see it on a daily basis
                      So what you are saying is that man's morals should be placed higher than God's?

                      I suppose you think being gay or incest is okay, too.

                      You madam, make me sick.

                      Yours in Christ.
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                        Originally posted by GLaDOS111 View Post
                        I am pretty sure Jesus wants ALL OF US to be saved, he wants all of his "Children" to be able to come to heaven, Jesus LOVES all of US the same, anyone who doesn't say that is not telling the truth, I may not be a pastor, but I am very good friends with one, and he has helped me love our lord even more
                        Care to back that up with Scripture?

                        Why don't you people actually read the Bible (KJV1611) before you start saying what Christians think

                        I hate it when non-Christians try to rewrite the Bible for their own piece of mind
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                          Originally posted by GLaDOS111 View Post
                          I am pretty sure Jesus wants ALL OF US to be saved, he wants all of his "Children" to be able to come to heaven, Jesus LOVES all of US the same, anyone who doesn't say that is not telling the truth, I may not be a pastor, but I am very good friends with one, and he has helped me love our lord even more
                          You are a liar and so is your "pastor". The truth is available to everyone, it's called the Holy Bible!

                          Matthew 12:30 "He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad."

                          Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

                          Matthew 13:41-42 "The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth."

                          Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things."


                          Luke 14:26 "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple."
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                            Originally posted by Silence View Post
                            Uh, hello. I'm here simply to ask some questions, not about your thoughts on the game. They are your thoughts, and I cannot do a thing about them. However, I must infer as to why you use offensive language such as "mongoloids" "pricks" "retards" and so on. I find it unholy and disrespectful. Could you not make your point in a more Christian way? If you truly want to best others who are making their opinions heard, do so in a way in which is respectful, such as Jesus is to all. Thank you.
                            Good question, friend. And the answer is, because sometimes "tough love" is the best love (Galatians 4:16). By calling out your maladies, we are setting you on the path to self-improvement in Jesus' Name instead of the path to self-damnation like you are already on. I'd rather offend you and save your soul than respect you and let you drift serenely into Hell.

                            Now please introduce yourself properly in the introductions forum.

                            YiC,

                            Pastor Ed

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                            • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                              Originally posted by GLaDOS111 View Post
                              I am pretty sure Jesus wants ALL OF US to be saved, he wants all of his "Children" to be able to come to heaven, Jesus LOVES all of US the same, anyone who doesn't say that is not telling the truth, I may not be a pastor, but I am very good friends with one, and he has helped me love our lord even more
                              Please share the exact circumstances of your private revelation from God. Were you in a cave? Were there any witnesses. You may be entitled to start an entirely new religion. It worked for Mohamed, after all.

                              You see, Jesus specifically states that only the righteous will go to heaven and that He will personally supervise the angels who gather up those who do iniquity and burn them forever. But you would rather tell those people lies on the basis that you and some other people you know are very much mistaken. Isn't that a bit reckless!
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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                              The truth about volcanos
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                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
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                              • Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!

                                Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                                there is also blantent homosexuality (when the doctor heals his patients they all say things like "i love this doctor" or "get behind me doctor!")

                                they made a character that looks like a soldier and he talks about god's world being his ("this is my world, you are not welcome in my world!") when i heard this i was MORBIDLY SHOCKED and appalled and ashamed of my son and he knew it
                                -baseballmom67
                                Okay, first of all, "I love this doctor!" is appreciation. It's like thank you. You never say I love you to someone for helping you? And "Get behind me, Doctor!" is for protection.

                                Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                                REAL AMERICAN SOLDIERS ARE NOT GAY THEY ARE STRAIGHT JESUS LOVING MEN WHO LOVE THEIR COUNTRY AND THEIR LORD
                                Thats not true. There are people in the military that are homosexual and those without religion. Get your facts straight.

                                Originally posted by BaseballMom67 View Post
                                dear god please send gabe newell to the pits of hell so he may never harm another individual with his evil games may we hope his business burns in flames from your anger and hated for all things satan!!! amen
                                Last time I checked, God loved everyone. And its not very religious to pray for someone to go to hell, scumbag.

                                Originally posted by Travis. View Post
                                YES HOMOSEXULTY IS RONG AND I HOPE THE MAKERS OF THIS GAM GO TO HEL I WILL CERTAINLY KEEP MY DAUGHTRER AWAY FROM THIS GAM
                                Spelling is important. And as a matter of fact, homosexuality is not wrong. We're all derived from God, and if we happen to be homosexual, you can accept it or blame God for making us like that.

                                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                                I actually think this woman is right. Look at the cast of characters and you can see it's the full spectrum of homosexual sub-culture.
                                Oh, yeah. I see so much homosexuality, dipwad.
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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