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Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2!!!
Hello, my name is Smile.
You may have heard of me, but do not be alarmed. The humans panic too much over my image, and I will not bother you if you keep your space.
Do not judge me by my face. I am one of god`s creation, but I guess I was made at the wrong time, in the wrong place.
TF2 is a quite good game. Sure, there`s blood, but what game doesn't have blood these days? There`s nothing wrong with it. Not one of god`s rules that you can`t play a game with a little bit of gore.
And the game is not anti American. The Demoman is American. The spy is French. The rest are German. That`s like going into a Japanese airport and calling them all racist for being Japanese. Doesn't make much sense, huh?
As far as swearing goes, yeah, there`s swearing. You got me there.
Homosexuality though? REALLY? That`s the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The player wants the doctor behind them to keep them healed, not to.. well... yeah...
Only the silly fanfic fandoms say that....
Now, after posting this, I`ll probably be thrown out for spreading my opinion. Not the first time, humans. But, you looked at the image, and as the story goes, your`e in quite a pickle now. But, I`m not going to bother you. You know why? I want to prove my point. I`m safe. I`m cool.
Just don`t say anything about me...
As far as the topic goes, your`e mostly wrong BaseballMom67
Have a look at your evidence ❤
Hello, my name is Smile.
You may have heard of me, but do not be alarmed. The humans panic too much over my image, and I will not bother you if you keep your space.
Do not judge me by my face. I am one of god`s creation, but I guess I was made at the wrong time, in the wrong place.
TF2 is a quite good game. Sure, there`s blood, but what game doesn't have blood these days? There`s nothing wrong with it. Not one of god`s rules that you can`t play a game with a little bit of gore.
And the game is not anti American. The Demoman is American. The spy is French. The rest are German. That`s like going into a Japanese airport and calling them all racist for being Japanese. Doesn't make much sense, huh?
As far as swearing goes, yeah, there`s swearing. You got me there.
Homosexuality though? REALLY? That`s the stupidest thing I've ever heard. The player wants the doctor behind them to keep them healed, not to.. well... yeah...
Only the silly fanfic fandoms say that....
Now, after posting this, I`ll probably be thrown out for spreading my opinion. Not the first time, humans. But, you looked at the image, and as the story goes, your`e in quite a pickle now. But, I`m not going to bother you. You know why? I want to prove my point. I`m safe. I`m cool.
Just don`t say anything about me...
As far as the topic goes, your`e mostly wrong BaseballMom67
Have a look at your evidence ❤
The Pyro("Latex Slave", as you guys/girls here like to call it.): This, obviously known by it's name, is a Pyro(The gender of this character is unknown, as it is never revealed in-game, thus we will refer to this character as, "it".). The Pyro is basically a lunatic. This monster of a person suffers delusions, living in its own fantasy land, dubbed as "Pyroland". There is an animation of this, at this video link. (
Soldier ("Blasphemy crazy", or whatever you people here call him): This character is someone who, again, suffers from, well, just blatant insanity. In World War II, this 'soldier' had tried multiple times to get into the service, but ultimately failed several times. Besides this, the soldier has stood an amazing patriot for his country(America), still trying to serve it, even if it's on his own terms. In-game, the Soldier is a great beginner class, as it is easy to use, and easy to master. The default loadout for the Soldier class, is a Rocket launcher, Shotgun, and a small handheld Shovel. Later, you can unlock other weapons, and perks which decrease damage taken by explosives, and increase health.
Scout("Emo clubber". Don't know where you got that, but ok.): The origins of scout root back to a beat-up neighborhood, where he had to fend for himself. Due to his past, the scout can be a powerful class, if used correctly. The scout is the fastest class, being able to run twice as fast as normally, and being able to double jump, and if used correctly, being able to triple jump with a certain weapon, named the "Force-a-nature", due to it's power, being able to push you, and enemies if shot at. The scout has the lowest amount of health though. This class is usually used to capture objectives faster, and if mastered, can be used to distract enemies so team members can easily attack the distracted enemy, and progress further into whatever objective is present at the time. 
Demoman(Scottish drunkard): Not much is told about this characters past. Only that he had lost his eye during his childhood, and now it haunts the mercenaries. Literally, I mean, it's a giant eyeball that shoots rockets at them. It's crazy. Anyways, the Demoman is mainly a defensive class, able to shoot down sticky bombs, which can be remotely detonated. He can also use a grenade launcher, which can cause massive damage to enemies. The Demoman can easily become an offensive character, if the player has a "Splendid screen", "Chargin' Targe", etc.(Basically a shield which gives the player the ability to charge at people, knocking them back, or killing them.
Heavy(Russian 'bear'): The Heavy is a fat, buff stereotypical Russian, which has a passion for his mini-gun(Nicknamed "Sasha"). Not much can be told about the Heavy, besides that. The heavy can be both offensive and defensive, having the highest amount of health out of all the classes. The Heavy is also the slowest class of all of them. Basically, this class is just "Shooty shooty", having a Mini-Gun, Shotgun, and Fists. Yes, Fists. 
Engineer("Village worker", construction worker): The engineer is a man of machines(or should I say, Mann. Heh, only people who play the game will get the joke 
), constantly building new ones, and upgrading. The Engineer has made turrets which can automatically be built, and semi-automatically be upgraded. As someone earlier said, the Engineer basically makes something out of almost nothing, using mechanical engineering to make automatic Turrets, Dispensers which heal players, and supply ammo, and metal for the Engineer which helps upgrade turrets(Sentry), and teleporters, which can help players teleport closer to enemy lines, or closer to an objective. The Engineer is a defensive class, using the Sentry to help protect key objectives, such as the briefcase.
Sniper("Cowboy"): The Sniper is a professional Hit-Man, being incredibly precise with the rifle. The Sniper also is of Australian decent, and that is the reason why he dresses the way he does, because it fits his culture. The Sniper is, well, a sniper. A professional marksmen, hunter, Hit-Man, etc.. This class is mainly used for long distance attacks, and neither offensive, or defensive, but a support type of class.
Medic("Prostate examiner/gay lover/etc."): Now I now the lot of you will instantly hate this hame, JUST based on this fact. The Medic is an THOUGHT TO BE, BUT UN-CONFIRMED a Nazi Doctor, due to his accent, and the way he acts, being a combat Medic. The Medic had invented a heart transplant, which turns teammates who the Medic is healing via the Medi-Gun(Which shoots a beam that magically heals wounds like magic)invincible, but it has a meter, which needs to be filled up. Once the "Ubercharge" meter is filled, the Medic can activate this "Ubercharge", which makes both the Medic, and whomever the Medic is healing, "Uber'd", or invincible, temporarily.
Spy("Gimp fetish person, guy" Seriously how do you make these things up? Not even I thought of that): The Spy is a french assassin, and a passionate lover towards women. There is evidence of this on his video. Refer to the end for more information on "Videos". The Spy is a class which can cloak, and disguise as the enemy, being able to(possibly)fool the enemies thinking he is a friendly. The Spy is mainly for sabotaging Engineers, and killing key targets, such as Medics, Heavies, Engineers, and Pyros. The Spy is a relatively hard class to master, as you need to know how your enemy acts, and master backstabbing people and quickly concealing yourself, so the enemy does not find out you are an enemy to them, and kill you.
Some support? We could be like Jacob and benefit from a good physical condition and reflexes. On the other hand...
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