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Jesus Christ✡ was a deeply deluded apocalyptic Jew who committed suicide by cop to bring about the End of the World. Probably the son of Joseph, the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "The Perfect Man", Jesus was even more successful than Harry Potter (and just as fake) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.
According to the Bible, Jesus was God's magic flying pinko commie Jew son, who could rise from the dead as Socialists do. He was featured as a Mary Sue character in a shitty Jewish slashfic called the Bible, even though all he did was troll on ppl IRL, and eventually got killed for pissing everybody off (See Trolling). He has also inspired a freaky fetish around him, and was the inspiration for the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Holocaust.
The most amuzing part of it all, is that the very same people that nowadays worship him fanatically, having they lived in his times, would have mocked, persecuted and even killed him for challenging the establishment of society.
Coincidentally born on Christmas day in the year 0 D.C.(During Christ) to Mary and, if the rumors are true, God, (a paternity test is pending) with the Holy Spirit acting as jizz. According to local legend, Jesus (pronounced "Hay-soos") was born in Bethlehem (meaning "house of bread" in both Arab and Hebrew, one more reason for Catholics to now eat their god) in a barn (more reasons) and then placed in a manger (even moar reasons) because his cheated step-dad, Joseph, was too Jew to get a room for his 9 month pregnant wife. Rumor says Mary and Joseph were about to eat their new-born dinner when they were interrupted by three guys that had followed a bright alien space ship to Bethlehem and proceed to gave Jesus gold, incest, and embalming fluids.
Little is known of Jesus' childhood, but he was probably pretty stuck up and liked to mess with people's heads given that he was the Son of God. But according to the Infancy Gospel of St Thomas, the young Jesus once killed a boy for beating him in a race and caused an entire village to go blind for not recognizing his divinity for the I am retarded.
Facts
Jesus was a sandnigger.
Jesus makes a cameo in the Koran but he's not Allah's son and Allah only makes it look like he was crucified, so what was the piffleing point?! apparently he comes back on judgment day to kill the infidels and restore justice.
Makes celebrity appearances on bread.
The Beatles were bigger than him. And got more pussy.
Knows his cunnilingus.
Jesus was meant to return last year in an immaculate conception but was aborted.
Is not allowed within 50 feet of any public school in both New York State and Oregon.
Jesus does not like to be piffleed in the wristholes or footholes.
Jesus says that he was too drunk at the time to remember turning water into wine, but also says he thinks it was actually Jack Daniel's because wine is for pussies.
Jesus occasionally guest-stars on TV's South Park. Nobody is sure if he's making good on a bet or if he's just hard up for cash.
Any person living in that area during Jesus' time would have had the skintone of an Arab. Be sure to tell Christians this as the thought of a black Jesus will drive them batshit insane.
The purpose of Israeli special forces Mossad is to prepare for Jesus' return so that he can be killed again.
Was a JEW and by de facto did WTC.
Was not only a jew but the jews' instrument to control all Monotheists except the Zoroasthrians.
If Jesus is the Messiah, David Koresh is the Lord of the Universe.
Was responsible for your childhood pet dying and is torturing it as we speak.
Had no sense of humor.
Hated Jay-Jay the Jet plane.
Was bigger than Jesus.
Jesus Christ✡ was a deeply deluded apocalyptic Jew who committed suicide by cop to bring about the End of the World. Probably the son of Joseph, the main character of the sequel to the Jew Bible, and also known as "The Perfect Man", Jesus was even more successful than Harry Potter (and just as fake) and one could even say that he performed the role of Luke Skywalker for 1900+ years. He will be forever remembered in the Mediterranean Literature Hall of Fame and number 1 in Romantic Pocket Novels.
According to the Bible, Jesus was God's magic flying pinko commie Jew son, who could rise from the dead as Socialists do. He was featured as a Mary Sue character in a shitty Jewish slashfic called the Bible, even though all he did was troll on ppl IRL, and eventually got killed for pissing everybody off (See Trolling). He has also inspired a freaky fetish around him, and was the inspiration for the Crusades, the Spanish Inquisition, and the Holocaust.
The most amuzing part of it all, is that the very same people that nowadays worship him fanatically, having they lived in his times, would have mocked, persecuted and even killed him for challenging the establishment of society.
Coincidentally born on Christmas day in the year 0 D.C.(During Christ) to Mary and, if the rumors are true, God, (a paternity test is pending) with the Holy Spirit acting as jizz. According to local legend, Jesus (pronounced "Hay-soos") was born in Bethlehem (meaning "house of bread" in both Arab and Hebrew, one more reason for Catholics to now eat their god) in a barn (more reasons) and then placed in a manger (even moar reasons) because his cheated step-dad, Joseph, was too Jew to get a room for his 9 month pregnant wife. Rumor says Mary and Joseph were about to eat their new-born dinner when they were interrupted by three guys that had followed a bright alien space ship to Bethlehem and proceed to gave Jesus gold, incest, and embalming fluids.
Little is known of Jesus' childhood, but he was probably pretty stuck up and liked to mess with people's heads given that he was the Son of God. But according to the Infancy Gospel of St Thomas, the young Jesus once killed a boy for beating him in a race and caused an entire village to go blind for not recognizing his divinity for the I am retarded.
Facts
Jesus was a sandnigger.
Jesus makes a cameo in the Koran but he's not Allah's son and Allah only makes it look like he was crucified, so what was the piffleing point?! apparently he comes back on judgment day to kill the infidels and restore justice.
Makes celebrity appearances on bread.
The Beatles were bigger than him. And got more pussy.
Knows his cunnilingus.
Jesus was meant to return last year in an immaculate conception but was aborted.
Is not allowed within 50 feet of any public school in both New York State and Oregon.
Jesus does not like to be piffleed in the wristholes or footholes.
Jesus says that he was too drunk at the time to remember turning water into wine, but also says he thinks it was actually Jack Daniel's because wine is for pussies.
Jesus occasionally guest-stars on TV's South Park. Nobody is sure if he's making good on a bet or if he's just hard up for cash.
Any person living in that area during Jesus' time would have had the skintone of an Arab. Be sure to tell Christians this as the thought of a black Jesus will drive them batshit insane.
The purpose of Israeli special forces Mossad is to prepare for Jesus' return so that he can be killed again.
Was a JEW and by de facto did WTC.
Was not only a jew but the jews' instrument to control all Monotheists except the Zoroasthrians.
If Jesus is the Messiah, David Koresh is the Lord of the Universe.
Was responsible for your childhood pet dying and is torturing it as we speak.
Had no sense of humor.
Hated Jay-Jay the Jet plane.
Was bigger than Jesus.
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