[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

What?

Somewhere in that big book called the Bible, it says: "Love thine neighbour like you love thyself." It doesn't make a difference whether they are black or white? And please stop changing the topic.

I do not understand your reasoning in the slightest.

You are NOT our neighbor, and this is NOT a debate forum!

Luke 10:29, 36-37 But he, willing to justify himself, said unto Jesus, And who is my neighbour?
Which now of these three, thinkest thou, was neighbour unto him that fell among the thieves? And he said, He that shewed mercy on him. Then said Jesus unto him, Go, and do thou likewise.

[Gadarenes]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I laughed a little when i read this.. I mean.. the logic of this thread seems.. a bit irrational.. Sure you could rape children with a Nintendo 3Ds.. but could you also do that with.. hmm.. Motorolla Gadgets.. ? or.. a cucumber? Carrot?, a chair leg and so on? You'd have to ban a whole lot of items to get rid of it all.. why not avoid it personally but if people wish to use it, let them do so?

[HTannor]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

I am doing NO SUCH THING. And how, HOW OF ALL THINGS, did I bring MJ into this? .

You'd have to ban a whole lot of items to get rid of it all.. why not avoid it personally but if people wish to use it, let them do so?

Granted, I've had a tough day in court, adjudicating many issues that would be meaningless to both of you.

But as I sit here in the splendor of my single wide, unwinding with a really spectacular single-malt, only one thing comes to my mind: Are you two insane?

[NanoFunk]

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Why are you defending them? Are you a child rapist?

Because you can not judge the entire nation based on what you think you know in everyone's hearts. They are after all still humans and deserve our loving kindness. I like Japan but not for the reason's some of you may think and i like anime as well but porn and the like, no way. I can say a lot of crap about America as well and i was born here.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Because you can not judge the entire nation based on what you think you know in everyone's hearts.

But God can.

1 Samuel 16:7 But the LORD said unto Samuel, Look not on his countenance, or on the height of his stature; because I have refused him: for the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart.

All we can do is warn them of what God has said He wants to find there when He has His very last long look before deciding if you go up or down. And following false doctrines most defnitely isn't one of those things.

1 Timothy 1:3 As I besought thee to abide still at Ephesus, when I went into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine,

We can but try to point people in the right way.

[God Is With Us]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

A few corrections:
- Nintendo does NOT manufacture anything in Japan. They produce their consoles and videogames in China (Sharp and Macronix) and South Korea (Samsung). Thus they don't have any class of radiation

- All Nintendo DSi and newer (incluiding the Wii and of course the 3DS) has a strict Parental Control. You can block Internet access, videogames with a higher rating than a preset one, access to user-created contents, etc...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

A few corrections:
- Nintendo does NOT manufacture anything in Japan. They produce their consoles and videogames in China (Sharp and Macronix) and South Korea (Samsung).

All slopes are in league with each other. That's a fact. I know because I spend lots of time over there.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[PontiusPilate]

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3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

There actually no games with that capability commercially available in the United States.

All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

The backlights are actually the same as those found in any electronic device with a backlit screen such as phones and flat panel televisions.

It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

The accessories included with the Nintendo 3DS Include a pen for writing on the touch screen, a charger, and a charging dock. None of which have the capacity to rape children.

[Catholiic and Proud]

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You people are the most ignorant Sons of Bitches ever and I hope you repent before you burn in hell because you wouldn't know the world has changed since you last crawled out from your rock.

[T.V.00769]

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Hello Friends pure Atheist here (don't even try to convert me I've already made my decision) I would just like to say that this thread has given me quite a laugh, mainly because of the ludicrous argument made by Cranky Old Man and the rest of his companions. I have sent this message from a 3DS and am enjoying every second of it. Oh and one last thing, I have set a curse upon all that have said wrong about Nintendo. I recommend avoiding water for some time for your own safety. best of wishes to the opposite party.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Hello Friends pure Atheist here (don't even try to convert me I've already made my decision) I would just like to say that this thread has given me quite a laugh, mainly because of the ludicrous argument made by Cranky Old Man and the rest of his companions. I have sent this message from a 3DS and am enjoying every second of it. Oh and one last thing, I have set a curse upon all that have said wrong about Nintendo. I recommend avoiding water for some time for your own safety. best of wishes to the opposite party.

Only 1 post made and you have ALREADY overstayed your welcome. Read the top of the page UNSAVED UNWELCOME! This means we care as much about your unholy opinions as we do about the grains of sand stuck between the butt cheeks of some A-rab in a sandstorm.

Pastor Ed

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Hello Friends pure Atheist here (don't even try to convert me I've already made my decision) I would just like to say that this thread has given me quite a laugh, mainly because of the ludicrous argument made by Cranky Old Man and the rest of his companions. I have sent this message from a 3DS and am enjoying every second of it. Oh and one last thing, I have set a curse upon all that have said wrong about Nintendo. I recommend avoiding water for some time for your own safety. best of wishes to the opposite party.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[BumbleGear]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Apparently Japan learned nothing from their recent punishment by God. Instead of becoming decent and serving Jesus they released the Nintendo 3DS to destroy our children!

"The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God."

3D Gaming, the ultimate Satanic invention!
Three-Dimensional gaming is pure evil. While we have been working on getting dangerous video games banned for years, the Nintendo 3DS changes all games into pornographic sex games! It is no longer possible to protect our children from Japanese filth. Take this innocent Japanese girl for example. The 3D capabilities of the Nintendo 3DS will allow your innocent children to look from the bottom up and look at the girls underwear. Changing innocent children into masturbating maniacs!

"But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."



All Nintendo 3DS devices are highly radioactive!
The Nintendo factory is very close to the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant. They even share the same canteen! What Nintendo claims to be "Top Screen Backlight" is actually radiation! They are polluting both the souls and the bodies of our innocent children!

"Therefore thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will feed them, even this people, with wormwood, and give them water of gall to drink."



It rapes your children!
When your innocent child unwraps his new Nintendo 3DS he will be in for a nasty surprise! The accessories included with the Nintento 3DS have but one purpose! Raping your child over and over until he voluntarily wants to move to Japan to manually clean up the Fukushima Daiichi reactors!

"If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."

This has to be one of the most all time low comments I have ever seen. Are you serious? Are you that desperate for attention? Are you even a TRUE Christian?

I own a 3DS and there's nothing wrong with it! That's not even a game people! That's just a random picture he pulled off of google images!

And man that was pathetic. That last picture there's so many things wrong there.... first off this is a real Wii remote. http://images.amazon.com/images/G/01...MYKQ0-1-lg.jpg

Second it doesn't come with it. It's a standalone controller for the Nintendo Wii. I was astounding at how low you guys would go for things like this. Unbelievable.

[Pim Pendergast]

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edited for clarity . . .

Welcome to God’s favorite forum! Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.

[Christianboy69]

Re: The Nintendo 3DS is RADIOACTIVE and Rapes Your Child!!!

Asian in particular dont care of radioactivity because they have developed an immunity somehow. As you can see in the picture an asian is holding a Nintendo 3DevilSatan in his hands without getting harmed.