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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #646
    Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

    Originally posted by Robert66 View Post
    but don't say it's the only way - acutally i would describe it as the way of losers.
    We don't say it's the only way, God does. Follow the bible, or burn in hell for all eternity. Very simple.

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    • JamesSullivan
      Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
      • Jun 2012
      • 9

      #647
      Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

      Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
      If we do not tell to these gaysexuals that God hates them and they will end up in hell unless they leave their disgusting ways, they may end up tangled in evil lieberal lies.
      Now I am curious. Have you ever succeded? Was there a homosexual who switched to heterosexuality after confronting you?

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      • Alphonse Alban
        Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
         
        • Feb 2011
        • 5724

        #648
        Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

        Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
        Now I am curious. Have you ever succeded? Was there a homosexual who switched to heterosexuality after confronting you?
        Again that is your hateful atheist way of thinking. I care about people so I do not confront anyone, I just tell them how things are. Those who accept love of Jesus in their hearts can leave their evil gaysexual ways behind. We have many ex-gays in our community. After all, gaysexuality is just a deathstyle choice.

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        • JamesSullivan
          Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
          • Jun 2012
          • 9

          #649
          Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

          You are, again, getting me all wrong.

          It was an honest question from someone who is not familiar with your methods and way of thinking. All I am trying to do is understand you. Because understanding you is the final step towards accepting your beliefs and ideas.

          You don't have to be hostile towards me. It is not necessary.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29445

            #650
            Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

            Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
            Now I am curious. Have you ever succeded? Was there a homosexual who switched to heterosexuality after confronting you?
            Friend, there are many Ex-Gays in the world, many due to the tireless efforts of specialized programs like Landover Baptist Ex-Gays. Through one on one and occasional group sessions, the reason for a person choosing to be gay is brought to the surface and the Love of God is used to get the person to renounce their anal sex loving ways. A follow up is done, undercover of course, to see if the person is still susceptible to sweaty all man bath house sex.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29445

              #651
              Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

              Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
              You are, again, getting me all wrong.

              It was an honest question from someone who is not familiar with your methods and way of thinking. All I am trying to do is understand you. Because understanding you is the final step towards accepting your beliefs and ideas.

              You don't have to be hostile towards me. It is not necessary.
              Friend, no is being hostile toward you. Al anyone is doing is extending their hand in a manner appropriate with the Love God has for each and every one of us. Yet we tirelessly tolerate your constant barrage of insults and beratement, making nary a comment back.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • JamesSullivan
                Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
                • Jun 2012
                • 9

                #652
                Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                I would like to know in which way I insult you, so I can stop doing it.

                However, as far as I know, I am only asking questions to understand you. Understanding others doesn't seem hateful, or is it?

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                • Alphonse Alban
                  Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                   
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 5724

                  #653
                  Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                  Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
                  You don't have to be hostile towards me. It is not necessary.
                  Are you somehow socially challenged? There was nothing hostile in what I said. It was merely an answer.

                  Why are you being so defensive anyway? You sound bit, closeted to be honest.

                  Would you like to take part in one of our ex-gay programs?

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                  • Professor Bessemer
                    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 2952

                    #654
                    Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                    Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
                    Now I am curious. Have you ever succeded? Was there a homosexual who switched to heterosexuality after confronting you?
                    Friend, I am a living, breathing example that the True Christians™ of Landover can, with the help of Christ, cure even the gayest queer. Before I found God's Favorite Church©, I lived a life of almost unimaginable homosexual depravity. You see, I had chosen to be a disgusting fairy.

                    When I was in the grips of my Sodomania, it was nothing for me to receive ten or more gigantic erections into my colon every single day. I gobbled fag semen by the gallon, reveling in the gooey debauchery that each and every fruit engages in. My unquenchable desire for illicit drugs and sperm nearly killed me. Jesus first touched me as I lay semi conscious in a hospital bed after a particularly violent encounter where I was the power bottom pivot man at a ten man scat orgy in Guerneville, California.

                    As I lay there bruised, battered, and covered in a crusty glaze of manseed and feces, I felt the spirit of the Lord enter my pathetic soul. He directed me to the Ex-Gay© program at Landover and the rest is, as they say, history. Glory!
                    Last edited by Professor Bessemer; 06-18-2012, 10:47 PM. Reason: typographical error
                    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                    Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                    Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                    • JamesSullivan
                      Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 9

                      #655
                      Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                      Like I already mentioned, I am not fan of gays. I appreciate your help, but I am no need of it now.

                      Anyway, back to my curiosity. What else are you trying to fix on this world apart from... turning gays into normal people? What else do you not approve?

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                      • Professor Bessemer
                        Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                        Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                        Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2009
                        • 2952

                        #656
                        Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                        Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
                        Like I already mentioned, I am not fan of gays. I appreciate your help, but I am no need of it now.

                        Anyway, back to my curiosity. What else are you trying to fix on this world apart from... turning gays into normal people? What else do you not approve?
                        It is not our views you should be concerned with friend. You should worry about what God commands of you. All you need to know can be found in the King James Bible.
                        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                        • JamesSullivan
                          Unsaved trash, suspected gypsy
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 9

                          #657
                          Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                          Bible is written in very difficult, odd and old language, I am afraid I would have trouble reading it in english.

                          Do you know if there are any available copies of Bible in Avar language (I live in Kazakhstan)? In which languages did God write his book, I am also fluent in Chechen, maybe he wrote it in that language too?

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                          • Alphonse Alban
                            Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                             
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 5724

                            #658
                            Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                            Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
                            Bible is written in very difficult, odd and old language, I am afraid I would have trouble reading it in english.

                            Do you know if there are any available copies of Bible in Avar language (I live in Kazakhstan)?
                            Don't worry, you will understand American as well in Kazakhstan as you do on these forums.

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #659
                              Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                              Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
                              Like I already mentioned, I am not fan of gays. I appreciate your help, but I am no need of it now.

                              Anyway, back to my curiosity. What else are you trying to fix on this world apart from... turning gays into normal people? What else do you not approve?
                              What is your justification for hating gays if you reject the Bible?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #660
                                Re: BAN DIABLO 3: The most SATANIC, SEX-POSITIVE game EVER!

                                Originally posted by JamesSullivan View Post
                                Bible is written in very difficult, odd and old language, I am afraid I would have trouble reading it in english.

                                Do you know if there are any available copies of Bible in Avar language (I live in Kazakhstan)? In which languages did God write his book, I am also fluent in Chechen, maybe he wrote it in that language too?
                                God gave us the Holy Bible in ENGLISH, and that is His favorite version.

                                And if you're in Kazakhistan, then I'm the king of Budahpest.

                                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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