[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Amen brother I totally agree, Jesus would not be happy with them as they do no take into account what others say.

The Bible says that understanding is not important. Read the Bible before you go speaking for Jesus.
Proverbs 3:5

King James Version (KJV)


5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

[Littletiger]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Amen brother I totally agree, Jesus would not be happy with them as they do no take into account what others say.

[DaveTheGamer]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I like to point out in your post under the heading "Teaching your child that lying is OK!" you are referring to portal, not portal 2, please get your facts straight before posting, thank you

Amen Brother!
And welcome to the infraction group!

This guys clearly doesn't want proof. Just their own not-well-researched-information.
Just take a look at the stupidity in the Diablo thread. Or the Elder Scrolls thread.

All they care about is their own opinions. They cant handle simple information if it goes against what they consider true.

This is how I see them right now:

[Littletiger]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I like to point out in your post under the heading "Teaching your child that lying is OK!" you are referring to portal, not portal 2, please get your facts straight before posting, thank you

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Today i found my son do something really shocking.

He made a paper version of GLaDOS,the sex-addict robot from Portal,i thought "Meh"

The next day,i found him glueing his anus while masturbating over the paper GLaDOS,he was yelling "NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!!!" repeatedly.

Ever since then i banned him from using the computer,i will never let him use the computer or watch the TV until he's 19!

Keep your kids away from this anal-sex promoting game!

Why don't you stop being a damned foreigner. Maybe your kid wouldn't be such a queer if you did that.

[deividasJ]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Today i found my son do something really shocking.

He made a paper version of GLaDOS,the sex-addict robot from Portal,i thought "Meh"

The next day,i found him glueing his anus while masturbating over the paper GLaDOS,he was yelling "NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH PORTALS!!!" repeatedly.

Ever since then i banned him from using the computer,i will never let him use the computer or watch the TV until he's 19!

Keep your kids away from this anal-sex promoting game!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

ANAL SEX FTW

Do you think that is okay, when a man sticks his tallywacker into a woman's anus? A man's? An iguana's?

When you joke about anal sex, someone might take you seriously and go rape their dog or cat, or a small child.

Why do you rape children?

[DiehardChristain]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Liar!

Are you trying to win souls for Satan? Or are you just clueless as to what is contained in the Bible?

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

ANAL SEX FTW

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Cranky Old Man, According to being so stereotypical im going to assume to molest little boys. This game wasn't meant to promoting, You don't need to follow every single law just the ten commandments. This game wouldn't send you straight to hell.

Liar!

Are you trying to win souls for Satan? Or are you just clueless as to what is contained in the Bible?

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

[DiehardChristain]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Cranky Old Man, According to being so stereotypical im going to assume to molest little boys. This game wasn't meant to promoting, You don't need to follow every single law just the ten commandments. This game wouldn't send you straight to hell.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

A logical fallacy: atheists don’t believe in God hence they don’t believe that He created anything at all.

[pervert lezbean]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

I agree with the ateist, Games are created by God, like everything, Satan, or Lucifer is a fallen angel in his prison "hell".

Point Taken

[James Hutchins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

With all due respect sir, you can buy it in disc form at any store that sells video games.

You can also buy women on 10th Street, it still does not make it right.

[InAWorldForsaken]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence.

With all due respect sir, you can buy it in disc form at any store that sells video games.

[metalsukz]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)



Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:



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1. ur on a computer, computers arn't in the bible so therefore this forum doesn't exist, neither does ur computer, or portal 2 for that matter, according to ur logic, but either way ur a hell bound atheist for using a computer because its sumthing that's not in the bible.
2. its not magic, its technology.
3. get ur mind out of the gutter ive known about portal 2 for awhile and ive never thought of it and that way