[Holy Tyler]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

This is one of the reason why I will never let my child play any video games! They are all full of non-Christian morals. The only game I would even consider letting my child play is one where they kill muslims for threatening America. But even then, the video game will find someway to promote anal sex or homosexuality. Therefore, my child will NEVER even see a video or else he'll get a good beating.

[mbartelsm]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Airplanes, Cars, Glass, the internet and computer you just used to write this are not in the bible, though, somehow they exist, would you care to explain to me how that works exactly?

Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

The companion cube is part of the plot, the woman on the game was probably raised in a laboratory cell and the companion cube is designed to keep her moving forward in the game, I'm not saying it should be something you should teach kids, but it does teach kids to appreciate what they have.

Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

What about the article? plus portal, does not teach it in any way, that piicture is product of someone's damaged mind, not the game itself because like any other thing in the world, it can be corrupted by people.

Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

No complains there, you are right, teaching kids to lie is bad. I personally haven't played PORTAL 2 so I don't know if the player gets the cake at the end, tough in portal 1 after hard work, you finally get the cake which in my opinion teaches kids that if they want to succeed the have to work for it.

Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.

I really doubt a child could hack anywhere. And indie is shorthand for Independent developer (which I've never known to steal credit card info) which are people who establish their own companies to produce videogames, the word you were looking for is Indian (he or she who was born in India)

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Im almost positive its rated E.

If E stands for "Everybodydiscoversthemalegspot".

[PontiusPilate]

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Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.

The references to cake are from the first game good sir. The second game lies by taunting the player with promises of meeting their real parents as it is generally thought that the main character is adopted due to constantly being told so by the games narrator.

[Nobar King]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You obviously have never played the game.

I plan on never playing this game. Do you think I want them hacking my credit card, too?

[Hype]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You obviously have never played the game.

[Nobar King]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

They're still letting hackers steal your credit cards. This sure invalidates all of the above testimonials about how secure the Steam server is with your personal information.

Valve confirms Steam hack: credit cards, personal info may be stolen

By Casey Johnston | Published about 19 hours ago

Happy, now?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Report me. I'm still thinking of it and if you don't report me then that means you're a liar and therefore not a Christian

You have been reported, pervert.

[alexthelowe]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Dude, please, stop thinking about children sexually or you will be reported to the appropriate authorities. We're not Catholics or Mucklims here.

Report me. I'm still thinking of it and if you don't report me then that means you're a liar and therefore not a Christian

[Brother Enoch]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You are a pervert who can find sexual content in a child's game,

Dude, please, stop thinking about children sexually or you will be reported to the appropriate authorities. We're not Catholics or Mucklims here.

[alexthelowe]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Valve Portal 2 is a video game unlike any other game. Most games have the decency to give you a machine gun so you can start shooting Muslims, democrats or whatever terrorists are called nowadays. With Portal 2 you get to kill no one. After getting stuck at 32% for ages all you do is fiddle with lasers and getting thrown around by jump platforms. It's amazing someone even bothered to make it.

Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.
With Portal 2 you have a special "gun" which you can use to create two types of portals. A gay blue one and an even more gay orange one. The portals are connected with each other, whatever enters a portal, leaves the other one. In other words Valve reinvented something also known as a door. My house has several of those. Yet somehow people pay money for this nonsense.

Whatever enters one portal, leaves the other one.


Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!

Jesus clearly would not like this as He hates magic! (Deuteronomy 18:9-12)


Dooming your innocent child to HELL!
Like most video games, Portal 2 will do everything in its power to doom your innocent child to the eternal fires of Hell! There is nothing more important in a child's life than loving Jesus and Jesus loving them back. One of the very evil elements of Portal 2 is the "companion cube". Apparently they realize girls who play video games will never get boyfriends. Portal 2 teaches children to forget about Jesus and to worship the companion cube instead! Jesus clearly does not approve! Jesus wants us to love only Him and no one else! John 14:6 "Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."

Children and young women learn to love the companion cube:


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes people to have sex with themselves:


Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game. God hates liars: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

The cake is a lie. No decent Christian woman would ever create such a monstrosity.


Stealing your credit card information.
Portal 2 can only be bought online with something called "Steam". Steam is the most hacked online system in existence. Even a child can hack into Steam and steal credit card information of everyone who ever bought something with it! Most of these thieves are called indies. Somehow these people from India all use Steam to steal money from hard working Americans.

You do know that promoting killing democrats is against the ten commandments (thou shalt not kill) and is the opposite of loving your neighbor and loving your enemy. Also, only somebody like you would find sexual content in something that clearly contains no sexual content. You are a pervert who can find sexual content in a child's game, shame on you for lying to people, you perverted nazi.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Brother Jeb, I can't WAIT for the bukakke-apologists to try and explain that one away.



YiC,

Zech
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[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

The luridly pornographic nature of this game cannot be overstated. Take a look at the screenshot, no, MONEYSHOT, of Peter North proportions:


All that semen, and yet something else has to be censored - it must be even worse. I don't want to know. Maybe it has something to do with the British robot that has an orgasm every time you complete a puzzle.

[HeWhoMustNotBeNamed]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Right, it's this game that contains sick, depraved ideas. You must have a really dirty mind to draw such perverted notions from something that isn't sick or perverted to begin with. You know what I see? An overzealous mormon looking for conspiracy in an otherwise harmless video game that has won over millions of dollars, that of which no doubt benefits your beloved country's economy.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Now yes, I'm about to get abused... a 17 year old, non-conformist Atheist...

I am a 16 year old who loves the devil and enjoys gay anal AND oral sex from time to time. The sperm from my gay lovers penis tastes and feels very good...

...I myself enjoy pain as I often take part in hardcore bondage with my partner...

Anal is were its at. I mean Jesus gave us a bum hole for a reason....

I need to confess myself: I initially thought “oh c’mon, aren’t we judging too harsh? After all, it’s just some kiddy game; who cares”.

But I was wrong, and how! After reading only few recent replies of lost souls, obviously addicted to this toxic sewage, it should be clear to anyone with a bit of common sense and thinnest shred of moral fiber what’s the real purpose of this devious “game”. It’s a pure, unadulterated abomination. It’s not a Christian game; it’s dark sided! I rebuke it in the name of the Lord! In Jesus' name, I pray!

YiC, DUH