[Alphonse Alban]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

You mean he did exist.

So you mean that everything that is not in the bible, did exist. Orcs, trolls, astronauts and other folk of the fairy tales.

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

No, Osama don't exist because God send marines to make Osama non existent.

You mean he did exist.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

So, let me get this straight. Osama don't exist either since they are not in the Bible?

No, Osama don't exist because God send marines to make Osama non existent.

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist

So, let me get this straight. Osama, Obama, Buddha, Webkinz, Okapis, and Windows 95 don't exist either since they are not in the Bible?

[JellyDoughnut]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

first of all, i registered just to post on this thread. don't consider yourself lucky.

i've seen this site before (gay sex with jar-jar binks, anyone?) and nothing has made me more angry than the blatant disregard for facts that this guy is expelling out of his fingers.

first of all, sex isn't mentioned in the first portal at all. surprising, i know. everyone is sex crazed, except you loving, caring christians. /sarcasm
the portals are in no way connected to anal sex. the companion cube is a cube in one of the last levels (i forget) and it is used to one, turn you against GLaDDOS (the main antagonizer) but it is also used for the completion of the level.

secondly, the portal itself is a valid scientific theory upon which the game series 'Portal' is based upon.

thirdly, stealing credit card information? are you serious? oh, wait. you're basing your information on one source again, aren't you? (bible)

i consider Valve to be the average, greed-riden Conglomerate just like any other company. however, i, personally, have purchased over $500 worth of games via Steam (direct-download client by Valve) and my info hasn't been stolen. i haven't been getting bills for useless garbage (jar-jar sex toy, bible. har har har)



making ridiculous claims that you have no information backing them could be taken slanderous. (VALVE MADE A GAME ABOUT ANAL BUTTSECKS)

look, i understand that being a christian automatically makes you unable to think for yourself, so i understand why you need to justify taking everything out of context, and backing them with even more outrageous claims is not only ignorant, but it;'s completely unjustifiable.

'Insulting GOD with techno-magical mumbo-jumbo.'
again, i can understand this coming from someone that hears Portal and automatically thinks 'ANAL SEX OH MY GOD THE CHILDREN'. let me take a step back. as toward that sentence, let's imagine that god exists, for a moment. would you not consider your computer to be 'techno-magical mumbo-jumbo'?

think about it.

"Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts. Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create! Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"

let's break that down, shall we?

Clearly this kind of nonsense does nothing but polluting the minds of innocent children with non-biblical concepts.

expecting there to be only one source of information can be considered to be considered brain washing (again, bible)

Portals are not in the Bible so not only do they not exist, they are impossible to create!

<cough> black holes <cough> dinosaurs <cough> internet <cough>

Just thinking about how they work will turn your child into a Hell bound atheist!"

riiiight. obvious troll is obvious? ignorance or trolling, you tell me.


Filling your child's mind with SEX, SEX and SEX!
Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone. This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

Portal 2 promotes new kinds of sex your innocent children didn't even knew existed. Where usually 2 people are needed to have unhealthy forms of sex like anal sex and oral sex, portal makes it possible to do all this alone.

pretty sure masturbation existed before portal. j/s


This will create fantasies in your children's minds that will haunt them forever and ever while they masturbate like wild kangaroos. Just read this fair and balanced article where actually sucking peoples asses and playing Portal 2 turn out to be the same thing.

>fair and balanced
fair and balanced? coming from you?

>masturbate like wild kangaroos
kangaroos do not experience pleasure while having sex (pretty sure) and if they did, their arms aren't long enough. never have i, nor anyone seen a kangaroo masturbate

Teaching your child that lying is OK!
Portal 2 does nothing but lie over and over again to the player. Teaching innocent children that there is nothing wrong with lying. The biggest lie being the constant promise of cake (a miserable excuse for a decent Christian American pie) which is never actually delivered, they probably hired Federal Express. Your child will cry a lot while playing this game.

i can understand the lying part, however, GLaDDOS is, after-all, considered to be the evil character in the portal series. would you not expect satan to lie? would you not expect satan to give you a 'christian pie' as you put it?

no, GLAaDDOS is not satan. but she is the vital counter-part of the story. without a story, there isn't point to anything media related. bible included.

/rant

also, in case you feel the need to delete my post, i'm screen-capping it and posting it to the wall of my parents' basement, where I live at age 36 with my gerbil/ love companion "Han Solo". enjoy your aids.

oh. my name means ZOMG IT'S AN ATHEIST.

I TOTALY AGREE. What are people saying here?! VIDEO GAMES ARE FINE. ENJOY LIFE.


What is wrong with this forum? this is the most messed up forum ever. damn christian retards. WHY DONT YOU SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE? God loves us no matter what we do. But playing violent games doesnt matter. PLAY THEM. I dont know what is wrong with all you people. ENJOY LIFE AS IT IS. Im christian. I play violent games. And in the end, i still go to heaven. Happy ending.

[One True Religion]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

My apologies, I mistook her for someone else and I posted later at night, I was tired. But Mary Magdalene was possessed by seven demons, as seen in the KJV in Luke 8:2.

You must never quote or refer to Holy writ in such a slipshod manner, shame on you. Have you not memorized the KJV, or were you intoxicated at the time on some opiate?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

the player get(s) emotionally attached to the companion cube.

Yes, and why does this happen? Because as Creation Scientists and researchers have suggested to us from the beginning, the cube presents us with a "virtual reality" (the satanic kind that takes away from Jesus' true reality) where bodyparts are inserted into this cube, allowing the character to move in and out in self-stimulation to lead our young men and women away from Christ.

sexual fetishes are created from almost anything

Yes, you have spoken correctly! Sometimes even a hell-bound reprobate gets it right!

Pastor Ed Lowman

[Beileiver]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

...

Ok...

How the F*** does Portal 2 promote anal sex? I looked in the first 3 pages and found NOWHERE near a suitble reason. Same goes for "stealing credit cards"...


You know...

There is a point to where you have to put the alchohol down and just say, "No.". Because you start hearing voices, you take it as "God's" voice, and you start thinking everything in today's generation is in one way or another related to Satan, then off to the happy-house for 'ya.



And again, while I don't like the whole concept of burning for an eternity , if you guys are right about "Satan" influencing all of todays great things, then I like where this he is taking us.

(Once again, read the bold before you go off about me being a "Satan" worshipper, because I don't even beleive in this whole Christianity thing myself.)

[Darshin]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

My apologies, I mistook her for someone else and I posted later at night, I was tired. But Mary Magdalene was possessed by seven demons, as seen in the KJV in Luke 8:2.

[Didymus Much]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

...Mary Magdalen for example was a prostitute! ...

Really? Do you have any support for this position, maybe some Scripture?

Or do you just believe everything the kiddie fiddling Roman misogynists tell you?

[One True Religion]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

My apologies, by reaction was stimulated by the pages title and content, I yearned to explain the subject which was not clearly understood.

I respect and admire following the word of God, however I do not respect distortion of said word, which I see in abundance on this site. You say we are to remain distant from sinners, though Christ teaches us to spread the gospel across the Earth. He told Paul and Peter to teach to the undesirables, Jesus himself walked among the sinners and visited their houses, Mary Magdalen for example was a prostitute!

I agree that our society is clogged with sinful media, games such as Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row glorify gang life while our TVs spew messages of impure sex and violence. We should steer clear of those games, I'm just saying Portal 2 is not one of them. It's a mind-bending puzzle game with some very well-written black humor, and the only cause of concern I found were a few unnecessary curses here and there.

Where are my manners, sorry for barging in like this. I will promptly snap over to the welcome section tomorrow and introduce myself appropriately.

Mary Magdalen a prostitute? Read your KJV bible and consider this infamous slur on the good ladies name.

[Darshin]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

My apologies, by reaction was stimulated by the pages title and content, I yearned to explain the subject which was not clearly understood.

I respect and admire following the word of God, however I do not respect distortion of said word, which I see in abundance on this site. You say we are to remain distant from sinners, though Christ teaches us to spread the gospel across the Earth. He told Paul and Peter to teach to the undesirables, Jesus himself walked among the sinners and visited their houses, Mary Magdalen for example was a prostitute!

I agree that our society is clogged with sinful media, games such as Grand Theft Auto and Saints Row glorify gang life while our TVs spew messages of impure sex and violence. We should steer clear of those games, I'm just saying Portal 2 is not one of them. It's a mind-bending puzzle game with some very well-written black humor, and the only cause of concern I found were a few unnecessary curses here and there.

Where are my manners, sorry for barging in like this. I will promptly snap over to the welcome section tomorrow and introduce myself appropriately.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

[Darshin]

Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!!

Hello,

I am posting a refutation to the outlandish claims made by this topic's starter, I am also going on the assumption that this is NOT a troll site.

To start off, would you prefer your children to spend their time thinking about ways to digitally murder people, or would you prefer them stretching their minds to solve clever puzzles in non-violent manner.

I find it amusing that you yell at Portal for it's "techno-mumbo-jumbo" and claiming that since it does not exist in the Bible, Jesus hates it and it is impossible. Yet you use a computer, which does not exist in the Bible.

The Portal gun is not a magical technology, it operates on the idea of wormholes which are theoretically feasible.

In regards to the comment made about girls who play video games never finding boy friends, I beg to differ. Since so many boys play video games, finding a girl who enjoyed that activity as well would be a tremendous aid in building a relationship.

Portal does not teach anyone to worship the companion cube. The cube is implemented into the game by the antagonist, whom has hostile wishes towards the player. The antagonist wishes to have the player get emotionally attached to the companion cube, and then destroy it in order to cause emotional trauma. Of course the attempt is clearly over-done for comedic value.

"sucking asses" is slang indicating that the product is terrible in someone's opinion, and it does not mean anything sexual when used in that context. As for Portal introducing children to sick, sick, sexual things, don't be absurd. For all of humanities sin-stained history, sexual fetishes are created from almost anything, even innocence like children. People and sin, not Portal, are responsible for sick fetishes.

Since the only source of Portal's lying is the antagonist, that seems to make Portal against lying. The bad guy lies, and the bad guy is destroyed. in any case, GLaDOS (The antagonist) is not actually lying, there really was a cake as seen in the ending.

Portal 2 can be purchased at most major retailers in the electronics section as well as through the online Steam service which suffered one minor hack. If you want terrible networks, look at the PlayStation Network which was hacked early this year, over two hundred MILLION peoples personal information was stolen.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Amen brother I totally agree, Jesus would not be happy with them as they do no take into account what others say.

Proverbs 21:2 Every way of a man is right in his own eyes: but the LORD pondereth the hearts.

You carry on making up what God wants.