[markus the russian queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Anyone who says they are asexual is a sodomy-loving queer. So why don't you drop the horse dog and pony show (because quite frankly, it's appalling), and embrace those homosexual feelings so that you may realize you are an abomination to God. Jesus brought you here to bring you out of the closet and back into your own prayer closet. Admit, Repent, Be Saved. It's just that easy.

Jesus is the ANSWER!

Im not gay, i do not seem to posess sexual needs at all. My sex drive is 0, if i should say. How can i be an Homosexual if i dont require sexual interaction at all?

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

The bad and gory fanfictions, yes. Like any fan, i like to read them, but trip over the fandom raging at them. These rule 34's, i talk about, are a part of the so-called "Internet Rules", as Rule 34 states the following: If it exists, there is pornography of it. These are viral rules of the internet, known by any Internet Dweller, such as me. I do not support Rule 34's, but cannot do anything to stop the horny, sorry for the termin, "Ponyfags" from making it. Also, we are not gay. 4% Of the fandom is gay, as decided by an mass vote. Obsession with... Hahaha. Why do i find you christians so hilarious sometimes. Sometimes you have a proper point, sometimes you seem to talk pointless mumbo-jumbo. For your first question, if I personally hate something, this does not mean that some of the other fans hate it.

Sorry I wasn't clear. I was talking about this line:

The reason why you get the results to gory stuff like that, is because they are the most popular, due to the fact of bronies hating them.

I really don't get it why something would be popular if the targeted demographic hates it.

How do you institute those "rules of the Internet"? It seems like the Internet is run by faggy perverts, making porn of everything. Luckily this corner of the Internet seems to be protected by the power of Christ against such perversity.
Otherwise there would surely be porn of Pastor Zeke, with his rock-hard abs and gorgeous hair which radiates the light of Jesus.
I shudder thinking about it. Is nothing sacred anymore?

[Redeemed Papist]

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Im not gay, i do not seem to posess sexual needs at all. My sex drive is 0, if i should say. How can i be an Homosexual if i dont require sexual interaction at all?

Right.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

How is your fixation on little bits of plastic designed for little girls to begin a love affair with Satan helping you to do what God wants you to do?

It's not. It's a total distraction from doing your duty to God by replenishing the Earth with children and seeing animals as food or beasts of burden. Now get on your knees and accept Jesus into yourself you foul fetishist because I've just about had enough of your idolatry and trying to seduce good Christians into worshipping your dreadful pony gods.

[Bill R. Briscoe]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

While I commend you on resisting your obvious homoerotic urges, it does not bring you any closer to Salvation. Heed Reedemed Papist's advice. There is no more sound advice than one who speaks only in the Word of God.

[markus the russian queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Right.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

How is your fixation on little bits of plastic designed for little girls to begin a love affair with Satan helping you to do what God wants you to do?

It's not. It's a total distraction from doing your duty to God by replenishing the Earth with children and seeing animals as food or beasts of burden. Now get on your knees and accept Jesus into yourself you foul fetishist because I've just about had enough of your idolatry and trying to seduce good Christians into worshipping your dreadful pony gods.

Nice what you did to my user, i love it!
Of COURSE i am russian, of COURSE my name is... Markus?
And yeah, much as you care, i'll go to hell. Thanks! ,
And sorry, im busy practicing occult magic.
Hahahahaha, really, you are so mighty! Christian crazyies on the web changed my username on a forum, where they discuss why tic tac toe is satanic, and why the earth is flat. Impressive...
I'll get back to waiting for saturday, the new episode is out on saturday. It features the most cutest character EVER, *squee*

Please delete my user so i wont have to spend time on this, wouldya? If you do, thanks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Please delete my user so i wont have to spend time on this, wouldya? If you do, thanks.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[thadx the pervert]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Oh well, haters are gonna hate, we will just love and tolerate the hay out of you guys

Brohoof to the bronies ! /)

[WrongGwendolyn]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Uh- Actually, you know what, I don't even need to write a novel to get my point across in this one. It just takes one picture...

Also, Dashie's mane and tail are rainbow-colored because rainbows are pretty. Little girls like rainbows. And her name is Rainbow Dash. Get it? It's a cute name and cute hairstyle for a pony in a cartoon.
And how are rainbows gay? Didn't God first create the rainbow after Noah's Flood? Just because homosexuals chose to adopt it as their symbol doesn't mean everything that uses it is automatically gay too. I guess the sky is being gay after every rainstorm... Huh.

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

That's exactly why I never look at the sky when it has rained. I'm afraid the subliminal message in the rainbow will turn me gay.
By the way, Gwenodlyn, could you please stop posting underage pony porn?
I know you atheists are perverted, but why do you feel the need to post of video of a pony with something that repeatedly extends and shrinks in her mouth?
And that tail that is raised high, clearly she's asking for Rainbow Dash to "hoove" her in her rectum. It makes me sick.

[markus the russian queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Uh- Actually, you know what, I don't even need to write a novel to get my point across in this one. It just takes one picture...


Also, Dashie's mane and tail are rainbow-colored because rainbows are pretty. Little girls like rainbows. And her name is Rainbow Dash. Get it? It's a cute name and cute hairstyle for a pony in a cartoon.
And how are rainbows gay? Didn't God first create the rainbow after Noah's Flood? Just because homosexuals chose to adopt it as their symbol doesn't mean everything that uses it is automatically gay too. I guess the sky is being gay after every rainstorm... Huh.

I agree, haters gonna hate. Im gonna warn you cant fix the brain damage they have, and show them that all we want is not to be treated like faggots and satanists. I use to be Miss Pinkie, but then they changed my name. Ehh, what ya gotta do. Also, i will back you up on an argument, so, you got me on your side. Bronies unite! (BTW, they think everthing is satanic.)

[markus the russian queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Oh well, haters are gonna hate, we will just love and tolerate the hay out of you guys

Brohoof to the bronies ! /)

Eeyup on that, bro-ny. (\

[Thomas Dalton]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

I agree, haters gonna hate. Im gonna warn you cant fix the brain damage they have, and show them that all we want is not to be treated like faggots and satanists. I use to be Miss Pinkie, but then they changed my name. Ehh, what ya gotta do. Also, i will back you up on an argument, so, you got me on your side. Bronies unite! (BTW, they think everthing is satanic.)

So you agree there's something wrong with fags then, if you don't want to be treated as one?

I do love your signature. "Now lost all respect of Christians due to you, hope you enjoy it. Hope, you're happy. PS. Go buck yourselves."

Luckily any Christian who takes the Bible literally like we do does indeed enjoy it:
Matthew 5:10: Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

And any other Christian is a false Christian who probably thinks satanism/gayfagyism is okay, so I don't really care.
What did you hope to accomplish with your signature?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Eeyup on that, bro-ny. (\

Whose going to SAVE you from Hell?

1. You Brony pals

2. Jesus


Jesus the answer so who really is your "Bro" now?

[WrongGwendolyn]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

That's exactly why I never look at the sky when it has rained. I'm afraid the subliminal message in the rainbow will turn me gay.
By the way, Gwenodlyn, could you please stop posting underage pony porn?
I know you atheists are perverted, but why do you feel the need to post of video of a pony with something that repeatedly extends and shrinks in her mouth?
And that tail that is raised high, clearly she's asking for Rainbow Dash to "hoove" her in her rectum. It makes me sick.

But God put the rainbow in the sky! D: Genesis 9:12-14 Are you saying He wants to turn you gay?
How is that porn? Have you ever heard of a party streamer? I think you're the perverted one if you think of -that- everytime you see something in someone's mouth.
As for her tail... uh, that's the way it's styled... It's supposed to be fluffy. When it's straight, it hangs straight down. Get your mind out of the gutter, please, before mine chases you out.

[markus the russian queer]

Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle

Whose going to SAVE you from Hell?

1. You Brony pals

2. Jesus


Jesus the answer so who really is your "Bro" now?

No, i perfer my bro-nies to Jesus. They always help me if i need any help or support. We support each other, watch episodes together, discuss the show IRL or online, and have meetups. If i go to hell (If it even exists), they will save me, if not save, go trough hell with me. Honestly, i do not care for your Jebus or God nonsense.