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  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29433

    #391
    Re: God hates garrys mod

    Originally posted by I like turtles View Post
    Ok, this is piffleing hilarious. How do you guys come up with this stuff!?

    Garry's mod is a gae where you can spawn in various characters from various games. It is up to the player to choose how to play the game. Those pictures you posted are player creations, and therefore a player created it. The makers of the game did not incourage people to make sculptures like that. So shut the piffle up.

    The valve crew does not create the mods you can install in-game. Most of them are created by the community so it is up to you to choose what you have in your game and what you don't have.

    For the furries thing... That is probably a furry roleplaying server and they probably warn you stuff like this would happen. If you don't wanna see animals having sex, just play singleplayer.

    Now I'm looking at the tags you put. If there is a pervert here, it's you. Masturbation material? gay agenda??? Satan worshiping baby killers?????????

    This thread just show how many stupid people are out there. I guess I'll just start speaking like you then.

    I can count to potato.
    Friend, you made your point about how 'illiteracy is fun-de-mental' at the beginning of your post. Satan must love you.

    Being retarded like you are is nothing to be proud of
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #392
      Re: God hates garrys mod

      Originally posted by I like turtles View Post
      Ok, this is piffleing hilarious. How do you guys come up with this stuff!?

      Garry's mod is a gae where you can spawn in various characters from various games. It is up to the player to choose how to play the game. Those pictures you posted are player creations, and therefore a player created it. The makers of the game did not incourage people to make sculptures like that. So shut the piffle up.

      The valve crew does not create the mods you can install in-game. Most of them are created by the community so it is up to you to choose what you have in your game and what you don't have.

      For the furries thing... That is probably a furry roleplaying server and they probably warn you stuff like this would happen. If you don't wanna see animals having sex, just play singleplayer.

      Now I'm looking at the tags you put. If there is a pervert here, it's you. Masturbation material? gay agenda??? Satan worshiping baby killers?????????

      This thread just show how many stupid people are out there. I guess I'll just start speaking like you then.

      I can count to potato.
      Jesus brought you here by turning your intolerance against you, friend. Why not get with Jesus and contemplate the simple fact that we are the only Christians unafraid to tell it like it is instead of trying to get you into church by telling you lies about God and what He hates.

      Feel free to prove us wrong about any of the Biblical reasoning we have used.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Forest Spirit
        Unsaved trash, Repulsive pervert
        Investigation Ongoing
        • Dec 2009
        • 153

        #393
        Re: God hates garrys mod

        This is so silly that I decided to write a silly haiku for garry's mod:
        God hates garrys mod
        A christian said it was so
        play the stupid game
        Dog's are mans best friend .

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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #394
          Re: God hates garrys mod

          Originally posted by Forest Spirit View Post
          This is so silly that I decided to write a silly haiku for garry's mod:
          God hates garrys mod
          A christian said it was so
          play the stupid game
          I wondered how long it would be before we found out the Japs were at the heart of this.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • CreeperFacePalm
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2012
            • 18

            #395
            Re: God hates garrys mod

            You seem to be able to find perversion out of anything!
            As they always say "You Gotta Be One To Know One"

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #396
              Re: God hates garrys mod

              Originally posted by Ditchass View Post
              I like to be informed on more then just my own point of view and have also enjoyed your's. You should really put your-self in other people's point of view to sound less like an ignorant ass with only one view. Be more open minded, it's how our wonderful civilization has advanced thus far. BTW, in reply to the pms you sent me. I am not really a whore just because I am not Christian does not mean I don't have a moral compass, I also do not worship Satan simply because it is very hard for me to worship something I do not believe in. <depraved homosexual advances deleted>
              I haven't sent you any PMs, Ditchass. And please stop making advances toward me. I am not interested in your sodomitious perversions.
              Originally posted by Ditchass View Post
              You people are insane. Enjoy your piffleed up life style for ever in fear of something that does not exist.

              BTW This is racist <-- Yes, it is racist when Muslims blow themselves up trying to kill us.

              as is this. <-- Why do you hate Jews?

              This is just hurtful, I know being mental retarded is not a choice. <-- So now you equate homosexuality with retardedness. Interesting.

              Racist. <-- How is it "racist" to show Jesus beating up MooHamHead, the false prophet of Islam? It's symbolic. It'd be racist if we made MooHamHead white or something, since he was not.

              Cute. <-- That's Mr. Jack O'Fagan. Please do not make a pass at him.

              Again, racist. <-- Indeed, it is racist for Muslims to blow themselves up in an attempt to kill civilized folk.

              Perfect pic of all of you. <-- Are you suggesting we have "I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa" bumper stickers?


              Racist. <-- Why is it racist? MooHamHead recommended his people drink camel urine. Google it (Islam and camel urine) and learn something.

              and cute. <-- At least you appreciate James Bond. And killing of the deserving.
              Originally posted by CreepyFacedHairyPalmed View Post
              You make evrything sound horrible!

              Masturbating teanagers? Well over 60 percent of the gmod players are over 18
              Hmm. And at what point does one stop being a teenager? 18? Nope. 19? Nah.

              20.

              So where are your statistics about the number of people aged 20 or over who play this blasphemous filth?

              Oh and why do you hate homosexual and masturbating so much? It wont effect you
              Because we don't want homosexuals and masturbators to spend eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire. Why do you hate homosexuals and masturbators?

              Also you probablly already know im athiest, not racist and not homophobic.
              I know you're too stupid to spell "atheist", and that you're an anti-Christian bigot.

              Originally posted by I like turtles View Post
              Garry's mod is gae where you can spawn in various characters
              That's absolutely disgusting. It reminds me of the lyrics from a truly revolting German song that I found a young member of my congregation "banging his head" to: Laichzeit by Rammstein. I have no idea what is wrong with German people.

              You make me want to vomit. Gae spawning in various characters, indeed!
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #397
                Re: God hates garrys mod

                Originally posted by CreeperFacePalm View Post
                You seem to be able to find perversion out of anything!
                As they always say "You Gotta Be One To Know One"
                That makes sense. Just like you have to be a skinhead neo-Nazi to recognize one in a white pride parade.

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                • Roberta
                  Anti La Leche League Organizer
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 1817

                  #398
                  Re: God hates garrys mod

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  That makes sense. Just like you have to be a skinhead neo-Nazi to recognize one in a white pride parade.
                  Or a tattooed thug in a hoodie! God bless George Zimmerman.
                  Come climb my mountains.

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                  • The Atheeist View
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 7

                    #399
                    Re: God hates garrys mod

                    u guys are nuts lol

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #400
                      Re: God hates garrys mod

                      Originally posted by The Atheeist View View Post
                      u guys are nuts lol
                      Witness the result of playing in Garry's Mud.
                      Learn to spell "atheist" and to write complete and intelligent sentences, then try again.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Noah Sole
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2012
                        • 865

                        #401
                        Re: God hates garrys mod

                        Originally posted by The Atheeist View View Post
                        u guys are nuts lol
                        I have posted a handy guide especially for atheists...

                        Atheists Guide To Writing Proper
                        Genesis 7:5
                        And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.


                        John 8:32
                        And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.


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                        • zzzz271
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2012
                          • 2

                          #402
                          Re: God hates garrys mod

                          First and foremost, YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF RIGHT WING piffleTARDS WITH A CLEARLY SHORTSIGHTED VIEW OF EVERYTHING. You all twist the truth to your liking. Especially Crazy Old Man, he is a piffleing idiot. I truly believe he is crazy from reading his post, he belongs an a piffleing insane asylum. You all hate on everything that is good. Which makes you wonder, who does god love more, an atheist who loves or a christian who hates? Finally you ban anyone who disagrees with you outrageous piffleing ideas. Mark my words... I will get banned within the next week from this post alone. You all should go and kill yourselves now, you are only delaying your trip to hell by living you worthless bastards. If you wanna say shit to me, email me at [removed - Admin]
                          So to end it all

                          [Pornographic image removed. DOF have been informed.]

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                          • Jack O'fagan
                            With faith as immovable as the Earth
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 4836

                            #403
                            Re: God hates garrys mod

                            Originally posted by zzzz271 View Post
                            First and foremost, YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF RIGHT WING piffleTARDS WITH A CLEARLY SHORTSIGHTED VIEW OF EVERYTHING. You all twist the truth to your liking. Especially Crazy Old Man, he is a piffleing idiot. I truly believe he is crazy from reading his post, he belongs an a piffleing insane asylum. You all hate on everything that is good. Which makes you wonder, who does god love more, an atheist who loves or a christian who hates? Finally you ban anyone who disagrees with you outrageous piffleing ideas. Mark my words... I will get banned within the next week from this post alone. You all should go and kill yourselves now, you are only delaying your trip to hell by living you worthless bastards. If you wanna say shit to me, email me at [removed - Admin]
                            So to end it all

                            [Pornographic image removed. DOF have been informed.]
                            We only follow the word of God and the teachings of Jesus Christ. Why are you so angry?

                            YIC

                            Jack
                            Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                            I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #404
                              Re: God hates garrys mod

                              Originally posted by zzzz271 View Post
                              So to end it all

                              [Pornographic image removed. DOF have been informed.]
                              Now, there's no reason to kill yourself, ZZ Bottom.

                              You can still come to Jesus, instead of spending your empty, worthless days masturbating to online porn and playing with a ridiculous video game, whiling away the hours until death takes you to unending torment in God's Lake of Fire.

                              Why not get right with God?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076

                                #405
                                Re: God hates garrys mod

                                Originally posted by zzzz271 View Post
                                ...Finally you ban anyone who disagrees with you outrageous piffleing ideas. Mark my words... I will get banned within the next week from this post alone...
                                So why have I not been banned, after close to two years, and coming up 3,000 posts? Stop trying to predict the future on obviously faulty data.

                                I disagree wholeheartedly with many of their ideas. What I do not, and cannot (honestly), disagree with, is the contents of the King James Bible. Nor can you. It's there in black and white. Please, if someone quotes Scripture that seems strange to you, check your Bible (or an online one, if you don't have a hardcopy of your own) to verify that they are in fact doing so accurately.

                                Whether those words hold truth or not is a decision each of us must make individually, and no one here will make the slightest effort to impede you in making that choice for yourself. All they want is for you to make an informed choice, and stop taking other's word for what is really in the Bible.

                                What you will be banned for is disruptive or antagonistic behaviour, like posting porn. This is a Baptist Church's website, you are a guest here, please behave appropriately.

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