[Thomasunde92]

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Have you been to John o' Groats?

nope!

[MitzaLizalor]

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nope!

Don't bother with Land's End either, then. Tarts everywhere and all weird men trying to "hook up" although in your case .. ..

[Shabby Joshua]

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Brothers and others, we've always known that pornography is evil and sinful, since it makes unsaved men commit adultery in their hearts and causes them to spill their seed outside of their wives lady places, which God hates.





But what I never realized is that ALL PORNOGRAPHY, even if its just got normal tallywhackers in cooters sex in it, will make you and this great country 100% gay! How you may ask? Well, the demon Baal obviously! Just watch this informative video if you don't believe me!

See that? By watching porn or celebrating Arbor Day, you're begging to become possessed by the great demon lord Baal, and he will turn you into a raging faggot immediately!

Dude, the bible has stated that there is only one god, so this "demonic faggot god Baal" doesn't exist

[Redeemed Papist]

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Dude, the bible has stated that there is only one god, so this "demonic faggot god Baal" doesn't exist

Genesis 3:22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

An actual look at the Bible tells us that you aren't really right and are just coming out with stuff you think is true.

Deuteronomy 10:17 For the LORD your God is God of gods, and Lord of lords, a great God, a mighty, and a terrible, which regardeth not persons, nor taketh reward:

Daniel 11:36 And the king shall do according to his will; and he shall exalt himself, and magnify himself above every god, and shall speak marvellous things against the God of gods, and shall prosper till the indignation be accomplished: for that that is determined shall be done.

Seeing as there can be no contradictions in the Bible God is the one and only God and also the greatest of all other Gods and master of them all at the same time. So our God kicks this Baal god's butt while also being the one and only true God. True Christianity™ is all about accepting this kind of thing; get used to it.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Dude, the bible has stated that there is only one god, so this "demonic faggot god Baal" doesn't exist

Considering Baal is described in The Bible as a god you just contradicted yourself.

Man contradicts, not The Bible

[BelieverInGod]

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Dude, the bible has stated that there is only one god, so this "demonic faggot god Baal" doesn't exist

Numbers 22:41 And it came to pass on the morrow, that Balak took Balaam, and brought him up into the high places of Baal, that thence he might see the utmost part of the people.

Judges 2:13 And they forsook the Lord, and served Baal and Ashtaroth.

Judges 6:30 Then the men of the city said unto Joash, Bring out thy son, that he may die: because he hath cast down the altar of Baal, and because he hath cut down the grove that was by it.

1 Kings 16:31 And it came to pass, as if it had been a light thing for him to walk in the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, that he took to wife Jezebel the daughter of Ethbaal king of the Zidonians, and went and served Baal, and worshipped him.

1 Kings 22:53 For he served Baal, and worshipped him, and provoked to anger the Lord God of Israel, according to all that his father had done.

2 Kings 11:18 And all the people of the land went into the house of Baal, and brake it down; his altars and his images brake they in pieces thoroughly, and slew Mattan the priest of Baal before the altars. And the priest appointed officers over the house of the Lord.

Jerehmia 2:8 The priests said not, Where is the Lord? and they that handle the law knew me not: the pastors also transgressed against me, and the prophets prophesied by Baal, and walked after things that do not profit.

Zephaniah 1:4 I will also stretch out mine hand upon Judah, and upon all the inhabitants of Jerusalem; and I will cut off the remnant of Baal from this place, and the name of the Chemarims with the priests;

Romans 11:4 But what saith the answer of God unto him? I have reserved to myself seven thousand men, who have not bowed the knee to the image of Baal.

Oh, but you're absolutely right... Baal isn't mentioned in the Bible.

Seriously have you even opened a kids Bible story book?

[Paragon of virtue]

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Baal has no power except that God grants him to have. Why doesn't God just crush him right this instant then? Because he is giving Baal, Moluch, Beezlebub, and Pelosi a little time to wreck havock on the Earth. It's our job to resist their temptations and as the Bible says, They will be quick to flee from us. Now, if you're watching filth, then you are just allowing Baal--and who knows who else--to legally come into your life. If you do that then you are on the road to gay.

[BelieverInGod]

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Baal has no power except that God grants him to have. Why doesn't God just crush him right this instant then? Because he is giving Baal, Moluch, Beezlebub, and Pelosi a little time to wreck havock on the Earth. It's our job to resist their temptations and as the Bible says, They will be quick to flee from us. Now, if you're watching filth, then you are just allowing Baal--and who knows who else--to legally come into your life. If you do that then you are on the road to gay.

I apologize, I misread your post and gave you a negative rep. I'll make sure I rectify the situation as soon as I can.

You are right, the Bible is pretty clear about why they're around. Also "false god", "demon", how do you know the difference between the two? More than likely the exact same thing.

[Reverse Lana Pilgrim]

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There can be only one God.

Amen brothers.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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There can be only one God.

Amen brothers.

Change your gosh darn sig!

[BelieverInGod]

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There can be only one God.

Amen brothers.

And that one God is Janus?

Are you a cathlicker? They like the Roman gods, turned them all into saints.

[IJoinedToWhine]

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Yet another sad, delusional example of why I have little hope left for the United States. 'Gay', or 'homosexual', is defined as an individual who is attracted to another individual who is that of the same gender as themselves. If a man engages in sexual activity with a woman, then you are linguistically incorrect to call it 'gay'. So, technically, this entire post is wrong.
And besides, wasn't the Bible written by humans? And didn't God make homosexuals, as he did all of humanity (according to you lot, anyway)? Have you ever considered that the human population of the time was incorrect when writing their part of the Bible in that God believe homosexuality wrong?

[Pim Pendergast]

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And besides, wasn't the Bible written by humans?

The Bible was written by holy men under the guidance and inspiration of the Holy Spirit.

2 Pet 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

2 Tim 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

And didn't God make homosexuals, as he did all of humanity (according to you lot, anyway)?

Yes, God made everyone.

Prov 16:4 The Lord hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

Have you ever considered that the human population of the time was incorrect when writing their part of the Bible in that God believe homosexuality wrong?

No more than I have considered that they were wrong when they were writing about God. As I said earlier, the Bible was inspired by God. It is unpolluted by man's biases.

[Paragon of virtue]

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Blah, blah, blah...sissy pants...blah, blah....fancy boy....blah, blah, Freddie Mercury...blah, blah blah...

The logic is so simple that it baffles me that so many get it wrong:

1- God inspired men to write the Bible
2- The Bible is the word of God
3- God is not going to change his mind about any of the things in the Bible and he did not, can not, and will not make a mistake.
4- Jesus came to Earth so we could be changed (saved). Not to make changes. Jesus is one with the Father meaning Jesus is God.
5- One of the rules of the Old Testament is that Homosexuality is wrong. All Homosexuality. There are no loop holes for bi-sexuals, lesbians, or "consenting adults"; Homosexuality is an abomination.
6- The same rules apply to the New Testament and our lives today.
7- If you love Jesus (God) you will want to follow his rules.
8- If you are engaged in homer activity you are breaking his rules.
9- If you are breaking the rules you are not showing love for Jesus.
10-If you are a homersexual you can't call yourself a Christian.

Finally, this applies mostly to people who claim to be or want to be Christians. If you are a Godless heathen or you belong to the devil's team then knock yourself out and do what you want...just don't blame me when you find yourself here

[BelieverInGod]

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Yet another sad, delusional example of why I have little hope left for the United States. 'Gay', or 'homosexual', is defined as an individual who is attracted to another individual who is that of the same gender as themselves. If a man engages in sexual activity with a woman, then you are linguistically incorrect to call it 'gay'. So, technically, this entire post is wrong.

So all those gay guys who spend their nights in bathhouses while telling their wives and children that they're "working overtime" aren't really gay? Wow, what other mental gymnastics do you have to go through to "not be gay"?

blah, blah, blah, blah....

Been whined about and answered a million times. God didn't make homosexuals, anymore than God makes whores or junkies. A lifestyle choice is a lifestyle choice.