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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #226
    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

    Originally posted by daddytechent View Post
    You people have NO idea what you're even talking about and all you do is twist the word and use snippets of scripture to make it out like that one phrase, word or term you are focused on specifically pertains to what you are talking about. it doesn't never has and never will.


    It's sad that you people actually call people "an ass" and "homosexual" and God only knows what else I have yet to read all the replies that you funny kool aid drinking trolls have posted. This isn't a Christian website and if it's a church I pray for a speedy disbanning of the whole organization.
    The Bible says in the end times there will be "false prophets" and those who seek to destroy Gods people and his word and I think I have found one of the ring leaders of that prophetic scripture right here. You can't bully people and call them vulgar names and still have people look at you as Christians. That's just not how it works, nor is that how God Intended it to be. You can't just all bandwagon against people that have differing opinions or like in my case THE ACTUAL FACTS about a subject and profess to be doing so under the guise of being "Godly or even remotely "God Like" Jesus wasn't ugly like this to people or no one would have ever followed him. God is a vengeful yet Fair God , he would never just single people out like this and call them names or nit pick every single phrase or word they posted on some phony church forum. neither would the Islamic cartoons be allowed to be a part of any church or Christian forum. You are all delusional, and I really could care less if you give me a thousand of your crazy "penalty points" THIS IS NOT A SITE OF GOD BY GODLY PEOPLE OR FOR RELIGIOUS INTENT WHATSOEVER!!! if you want to be clowns why not just make a clown or troll website, why pick apart true Christian people just because they know more than you or know you are apparently all full of garbage and touting it all under the guise of a church and or "Christianity"? you people aren't Christians and while that may appear as a judgement it's not that is a fact and outright observation based on the names you people use and some of the terms that have been posted in reply to my very calm subtle statements of fact and truth.
    God really is the only one that can judge you and I hope you all aren't drinking the same koolaid on Judgement day that you are now or there will be quite a few less "church" members entering into the kingdom of Heaven. Remember Matthew 7:21-23 Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
    Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’
    Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’


    You're welcome for the Godly reminder straight from the word you claim to learn, teach and preach from
    Rev.James R Himes
    tl;dr

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12920

      #227
      Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

      Originally posted by daddytechent View Post
      You people have NO idea what you're even talking about and all you do is twist the word and use snippets of scripture to make it out like that one phrase, word or term you are focused on specifically pertains to what you are talking about. it doesn't never has and never will.
      Hello, dear. Are you accusing us of misquoting the Bible? Please provide evidence for your claim.


      It's sad that you people actually call people "an ass" and "homosexual" and God only knows what else
      You know, Jesus was rude, too.

      I have yet to read all the replies that you funny kool aid drinking trolls have posted. This isn't a Christian website and if it's a church I pray for a speedy disbanning of the whole organization.
      And I'm praying that God allows our Church to continue its holy missions for many years to come. Let's wait and see whether God listens to your prayer or mine, shall we?

      The Bible says in the end times there will be "false prophets" and those who seek to destroy Gods people and his word and I think I have found one of the ring leaders of that prophetic scripture right here.
      Whom of us do you accuse of being a prophet? Where are the prophecies that such prophet would produce?

      You are imagining things, dear. We do not add anything to the Word of God; we love it as it is and we want to share its timeless beauty with the entire world!

      You can't bully people and call them vulgar names and still have people look at you as Christians.
      So... it was OK for Jesus to call people "vipers" (Matthew 3:7), "swine" (Matthew 7:6), and fools (Matthew 23:17), but we shouldn't follow His example?

      That's just not how it works, nor is that how God Intended it to be. You can't just all bandwagon against people that have differing opinions or like in my case THE ACTUAL FACTS about a subject and profess to be doing so under the guise of being "Godly or even remotely "God Like"
      Would you care to share some evidence of your "actual facts?"

      Jesus wasn't ugly like this to people or no one would have ever followed him.
      Have you ever picked up a Bible, sweetie?

      God is a vengeful yet Fair God , he would never just single people out like this and call them names or nit pick every single phrase or word they posted on some phony church forum. neither would the Islamic cartoons be allowed to be a part of any church or Christian forum.
      Could you kindly support that claim with the Scripture?

      You are all delusional, and I really could care less if you give me a thousand of your crazy "penalty points" THIS IS NOT A SITE OF GOD BY GODLY PEOPLE OR FOR RELIGIOUS INTENT WHATSOEVER!!! if you want to be clowns why not just make a clown or troll website, why pick apart true Christian people just because they know more than you or know you are apparently all full of garbage and touting it all under the guise of a church and or "Christianity"? you people aren't Christians and while that may appear as a judgement it's not that is a fact and outright observation based on the names you people use and some of the terms that have been posted in reply to my very calm subtle statements of fact and truth.
      Thank you for the blessing of your persecution. Jesus told us that it would happen:

      Luke 6:22 - Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.



      God really is the only one that can judge you and I hope you all aren't drinking the same koolaid on Judgement day that you are now or there will be quite a few less "church" members entering into the kingdom of Heaven. Remember Matthew 7:21-23 Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
      Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’
      Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’


      You're welcome for the Godly reminder straight from the word you claim to learn, teach and preach from
      Rev.James R Himes
      So, tu sum your post up, you don't like that we read and follow the Holy Bible, and you think that God doesn't like that either. Given that we are the ones who follow the Bible to the letter, and you are imagining things which are not in the Bible, my bet is that YOU are a false prophet.

      That certainly is part of God's plan - after all, it is Him who sends false prophets to deceive others:

      Ezekiel 14:9 And if the prophet be deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I the Lord have deceived that prophet, and I will stretch out my hand upon him, and will destroy him from the midst of my people Israel.


      I guess there is no point praying for you then.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • GregJohnson
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Sep 2014
        • 3

        #228
        Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

        VAPES ARE TOOLS OF SATAN

        cannot BELIEVE any true christian would gal for this HELL TRASH

        THIS POST IS DEFINITIVE PROOF THAT SATAN TRIES TO TRICK US ALL

        SATAN IS TRYING TO TRICK YOU INTO HOMOSEXUALITY THROUGH VAPES

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        • joshbed1990
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2014
          • 1

          #229
          Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

          Oh my God, are you people really this fucking stupid?
          This forum is a joke right?
          There is no way anyone is this stupid.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #230
            Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

            Originally posted by joshbed1990 View Post
            Oh my God, are you people really this piffleing stupid?
            This forum is a joke right?
            There is no way anyone is this stupid.
            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Brother of satan
              Unsaved trash, full-on queer
              • Sep 2014
              • 5

              #231
              Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

              Is it just me, or is Daisy Mae showing her *** removed erotica ***in her pic?
              Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 09-25-2014, 12:46 AM. Reason: Removed crude erotica.

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              • Zechariah Smyth
                Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 15251

                #232
                Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                Originally posted by Brother of View Post
                Is it just me, or is Daisy Mae showing her *** removed erotica ***in her pic?
                How about introducing yourself before leering at a True Christian(tm) woman who happens to be patiently engaged to Pastor Zeke.

                sigpic

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                • Brother of satan
                  Unsaved trash, full-on queer
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 5

                  #233
                  Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                  Apologies Mr. Smyth,

                  I am Brother Of, I've been a member before my life began.

                  Now in this pic of her, there are two peculiarly placed dark spots, exactly where the good lord gave protrusions from the upper torso area to feed thy babies.

                  Click image for larger version

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                  You're a homosexual if you can't see them.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #234
                    Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                    Originally posted by Brother of View Post
                    Apologies Mr. Smyth,

                    I am Brother Of, I've been a member before my life began.

                    Now in this pic of her, there are two peculiarly placed dark spots, exactly where the good lord gave protrusions from the upper torso area to feed thy babies.

                    [ATTACH]23659[/ATTACH]

                    You're a homosexual if you can't see them.
                    Friend, I haven't been queer since I found Jesus and let Him come into my life.



                    Still working on that intro thread?
                    sigpic

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                    • Brother of satan
                      Unsaved trash, full-on queer
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 5

                      #235
                      Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                      Friend, I haven't been queer since I found Jesus and let Him come into my life.



                      Still working on that intro thread?
                      So I take your reply as "Yes, I see them too!"


                      Intro thread, where's that? I have searched my name, but am unable to locate such a thread.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #236
                        Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                        Originally posted by Brother of satan View Post
                        Intro thread, where's that? I have searched my name, but am unable to locate such a thread.
                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #237
                          Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                          Originally posted by Brother of satan View Post
                          You're a homosexual if you can't see them.
                          I can't see what you're talking about and I have never been a homosexual.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Brother of satan
                            Unsaved trash, full-on queer
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 5

                            #238
                            Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            I can't see what you're talking about and I have never been a homosexual.
                            Yes Mary, but you're a self proclaimed Gusher, your special.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #239
                              Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                              Originally posted by Brother of satan
                              Oh, I got a name, tag, and location change, and a medal from Mr. Smith... I guess he can't see them, and therefore is still homosexual.
                              That's some.... interesting cause and effect you've got there, friend. Do you routinely make irrational connections between two completely unrelated facts and events, or only with regard to sex?
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Brother of satan
                                Unsaved trash, full-on queer
                                • Sep 2014
                                • 5

                                #240
                                Re: VAPING HOLES - DIABOLICAL GAY CIGARETTES

                                They're rational, and related.

                                James 1:26

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