After extensive investigation by agents of the Department of Faith I can categorically state that under no circumstances should further broadcasts of Pingu take place.

Here we see coded messages that atheists are behind Pingu.
Who else eats babies? Atheists.
Atheists are well known for being in league with Satan. The evidence is beyond doubt that atheist witches are seeking to destroy the minds of our toddlers with evil before they are even capable of reading the Bible.

Here we see Pingu preparing for gay mouth sex.

Pingu and the homer agenda

Pingu is fitted with a gay bondage sex ball gag.

Pingu preparing to bomb a church
All of this insanity is beyond doubt designed to lure our children into a lifetime of drugs, anal sex and demonic bondage. All parents should immediately purge their homes and beat any of their children found in possession of toys, video cassettes and books featuring the devil penguin.

Pingu after a gay porn video shoot.
Need I say more?
Godly censoring was necessary.

Here we see coded messages that atheists are behind Pingu.
Who else eats babies? Atheists.
Atheists are well known for being in league with Satan. The evidence is beyond doubt that atheist witches are seeking to destroy the minds of our toddlers with evil before they are even capable of reading the Bible.

Here we see Pingu preparing for gay mouth sex.

Pingu and the homer agenda

Pingu is fitted with a gay bondage sex ball gag.

Pingu preparing to bomb a church
Here we see a typical episode of Pingu.
Notice how he is teaching children to defy their parents
and to use satanic ebonics language.
Also note the blatant maryjane usage.
Notice how he is teaching children to defy their parents
and to use satanic ebonics language.
Also note the blatant maryjane usage.

Now we see Pingu on an acid trip.
All of this insanity is beyond doubt designed to lure our children into a lifetime of drugs, anal sex and demonic bondage. All parents should immediately purge their homes and beat any of their children found in possession of toys, video cassettes and books featuring the devil penguin.

Pingu after a gay porn video shoot.
Need I say more?
Godly censoring was necessary.
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