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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12569

    #1

    Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

    The United States Department of Agriculture has held 13 stealth meetings persuading homers they should become farmers. It is part of the homer agenda in the Obama Administration.

    Nothing could be more dangerous to the health of this country than food produced by homers. Homers can only think of sex so who knows what the might do to the food they sell you.

    I don't know about you, but I cannot think of anything more disgusting than bringing home a bag of vegetables grown by lesbians.


    Feds Holding Summits for Lesbian Farmers
    USDA wants to change image of farmers from ‘white, rich male’





    BY: Elizabeth Harrington
    August 16, 2016 12:10 pm
    The U.S. Department of Agriculture is holding summits to promote the role of lesbian farmers as a part of its “Rural Pride” campaign.
    The agency is working with singer and LGBT activist Cyndi Lauper for a “day of conversation” about the struggles of gay and transgender individuals in rural America. The agency says its wants to change the perception of what it means to be a farmer in America away from the “white, rich male.”
    The latest summit, first reported by the College Fix, will be held on August 18 at Drake University in Iowa.
    “The Office of the Assistant Secretary of Civil Rights, in collaboration with the National Center for Lesbian Rights and The True Colors Fund, will engage with LGBT rural communities across the country to host the LGBT Rural Summit Series,” the USDA said. “Each series will offer a unique opportunity for USDA and other federal agencies to share information relating to policies, programs, and services that exist to protect, promote and strengthen LGBT rural communities.”
    The all-day summit will teach lesbian and transgender hillbillies how to get subsidies from the government like rural housing loans and “community facility grants.” Bullying will also be discussed.
    The summit will talk about “what life is like for LGBT people in southern and rural American communities” and provide information on programs and services that “exist to strengthen our lives and the lives of our loved ones.”
    For those unaware of what “rural pride” means, the agency is happy to explain.
    “Contrary to widely held myths that the LGBT community is largely living in affluent metropolitan areas, studies show a very different and more realistic picture of the LGBT community,” the USDA said. “For a number of reasons, many people in the LGBT community choose to live, work, and raise their families in the rural communities that the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) is proud to serve.”
    The agency said nearly 10 percent of all same-sex couples in the United States live in rural areas and are “actually more likely to be families of color and raising children.”
    “The National Gay and Lesbian Task Force also issued a report finding that these couples are more likely to be low-income and are almost twice as likely to receive public assistance,” the agency said. “The transgender community is particularly vulnerable.”
    The government said the LGBT community in rural America has “a number of particular needs and vulnerabilities that USDA is excited to target and address.”
    The purpose of summit is to “elevate the voices of the LGBT community living in rural America.”
    “#RuralPride is all about increasing visibility of rural LGBT people and families across the country,” the USDA said.
    The USDA has held at least 13 rural LGBT summits, and has teamed up with the True Colors Fund, a group co-founded by Lauper that works to end homelessness for LGBT teens.
    “We applaud the USDA for celebrating lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people living in rural communities across the country with this important series of summits,” Lauper said. “LGBT youth comprise up to 40 percent of our nation’s homeless youth population. Those in rural communities face incredibly unique challenges and are such an important and often overlooked part of this conversation.”
    During a summit in Jackson, Mississippi last year, the head of the USDA’s rural pride summit Ashlee Davis said the agency is working very hard to change how people think about rural America, away from the “white, rich male.”
    Davis also said “gender identity” and “gender expression” are part of the USDA’s anti-discrimination policies, the Jackson Free Press reported.
    “We are trying very hard to change people’s mindsets,” Davis said. “When [people] hear ‘rural America,’ I don’t want them to think that means one type of person: a white, rich male.”
    Another summit last month in Central Valley California featured the Cultivating Change Foundation, whose co-founder stressed the importance of celebrating gay farmers.
    “You do have gay farmers who are growing your food,” said Marcus
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

    Doesn't bother me as much if I can't see it. What really bothers me is when I go to the deli and some fag is making my roast beef sandwich. I really don't like that.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

      Great. Now not only do I need to read those stickers on my fruits and vegetables to make sure they are grown in the US, I have to worry about homo-rectalists and tribbing dykes growing my food?

      The very thought of my cucumber in a salad, being anywhere near a lesbainian's vajayjay makes me ill. The most repulsive thing I can think of.


      Can we lobby to have labels that ensure our food is "Fag-Free" or "Certified Non Rug-Eating"?


      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12569

        #4
        Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

        Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post

        The very thought of my cucumber in a salad, being anywhere near a lesbainian's vajayjay makes me ill. The most repulsive thing I can think of.
        In Christ
        Maybe LBC should sponsor an ad campaign, something like, "DO KNOW WHERE YOUR CARROT HAS BEEN?
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12569

          #5
          Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

          Our friend, Rush Limbaugh, is really mad about this "T" that was designed right here in the Des Moines metro. If we at Landover Baptist ever wondered, "Why are we here in Freehold?", this is the answer. Our rational voice in the midst of sin and decadence was never more important than it is right this moment:


          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11355

            #6
            Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

            I am surprised that a lesbian could consider farming. Do they expect two cows to produce a calf? Or do they think that corn and wheat and the like don't require the presence of some male seed?

            If they don't want to give men their proper place in a God-ordered ecosystem, then they should learn to eat dirt.




            Femininely Yours,


            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22878

              #7
              Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

              Where do these Lesbian’s get the money to buy a farm? If being a lesbian is a felony, then nobody’s going to give them a job so where’s the money from? Is it a prison farm? Forced-labor until they see the error of their lifestyle choice? Or is it some “reality TV” show like “I’m a Celebrity”? and they put lesbians on a farm and watch them starve and eat each other?




              LIKE FISH NEED BICYCLES
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912

                #8
                Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                I don't get it. So God has build men and woman. Everything is perfectly logic. A woman loving a woman is against God's logic.

                Isaiah 1:18

                18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool.
                -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                -Holocaust Jokes
                -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                • Randyq
                  Unsaved trash, whining incessantly
                  • Aug 2016
                  • 16

                  #9
                  Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                  Is this for real?

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                  • Dr Laurence Niles
                    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                     
                    • Jan 2012
                    • 9063

                    #10
                    Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                    Originally posted by Randyq View Post
                    Is this for real?
                    Young lady, lesbeans are very real.

                    The bigger problem is that lesbeans are far stronger than normal people and can plough a field much quicker than a normal person and I predict spiralling unemployment in this Great Nation as decent honest Christian farmers are put out of a job as part of this militant lesbean agenda

                    These people destroy businesses as well as marriages..

                    Proverbs 14:23 - In all labour there is profit: but the talk of the lips only to penury

                    YIC
                    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                      Originally posted by Randyq View Post
                      Is this for real?
                      Oh yes. Lesbians are very much for real. They even break it down into different lesbian categories so they can hide in society without standing out too much. Well, they stand out, which is how we know about them obviously, but they don't all stand out the exact same way, which is why no one knows exactly how many of them they are.


                      Anyway, you've got your classic butch or bull dyke lesbian. This is your truck-driving, short haircut, ball cap, flannel shirt, talks with a deep voice variety lesbian. This is a very popular brand of lesbianism and these folks are not to be trifled with in large groups or after drinking. These are most likely to be the actual farmers.

                      You've got your lipstick lesbian. She's the kind of person that means to throw men off their game. She evolved to be the exact opposite of the traditional bull dyke so that she can infiltrate mixed society better. She's the one likely to distract the neighbor farmers from suspecting any lesbians in the country.

                      The Preppy Dyke is the newest model. Taking her cue from MSNBC's Rachel Maddow, she has some feminine charms and tries to pull off men's clothes in a cute but disarming way, like a modern day Diane Keaton. These are dangerous as most of their weaponry in battle is intellectual. They'll beat you down in an argument and make you feel like you're the bad guy. She's the one at the farmer's market talking about recent geopolitical developments.

                      Well, there's many more of course. Each one is dangerous in her own way, and each should be avoided. What they produce is pure evil, and since you are what you eat, that presents a problem.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Brock Landers
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2016
                        • 75

                        #12
                        Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                        The bull dykes are lost to Satan for all eternity, but the lipstick lesbians can sometimes be brought back on to the straight and narrow with the right kind of intensive counseling. A ratio of two lipstick lesbians for each councelor is ideal.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12569

                          #13
                          Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                          Rural areas are the most gospel oriented places in the U. S. Out there, you have male farmers going back and forth across the fields pouring on herbicides and pesticides as God intended.

                          This grows the cheap food that makes America feel strong and healthy.

                          But now homers are infiltrating that bucolic world with lesbians and their organic farms. Instead of treating chemical farming as the heroic advancement that it is, there is ridicule and disrespect:

                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2014
                            • 1330

                            #14
                            Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                            My husband is all for thriftiness so he says that whatever our negros can't grow in the garden, we buy from respectable, Christian, certified non-liberal farmers. He says that our bodies are a temple for our soul (and he doesn't mean it in any mormon nonsense) and if we defile our body and soul with liberal stuff, we risk a higher chance for being sinful lesbian feminists bound for the fiery pits of hell.
                            "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #15
                              Re: Warning: Watch What You Eat. There Are Lesbian Farmers

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson View Post
                              certified non-liberal farmers

                              Sister, there are no liberal farmers, except possibly a few making goat cheese in Vermont.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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