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  • im a queer pervert get over it
    Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
    • Sep 2009
    • 39

    #46
    Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Congratulations on receiving the "How Dumb Can You Get?" award for this nonsense.

    Islam was founded in the 7th century AD by Mohammed. See those two initials at the end, AD? It means "Anno Domini" or "Year of Our Lord". See, we have BC (Before Christ) and AD because Jesus lived in the first century AD. (Here let me do the math for you....Islam was founded 600 years after Christianity. Does that help?)

    As for Buddhism starting 6,000 years ago....I don't know where to begin on that one. While Buddha does predate Christ by several centuries, he was merely one of the first in a long line of heretics. God created the universe and world 6,000 years ago and I don't remember hearing Buddha's name in Genesis.

    That is today's history lesson for you.
    many people believe that jesus was born in 4th century a.d to a miscalculation at the time lol, you know piffle all
    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #47
      Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      Where's your sources on these outrageous claims?

      Even secular, atheist historians would laugh at you.
      Actually Reverend, about 100% of the mudslimes would laugh at him. Of course, they do state the joos prestole islam, but most of them would agree on Moo-hummit having lived in the 7th century. (AD in case our resident homer gets the wrong idea...)

      Oh, well, I guess he deserved the award.
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #48
        Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

        Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
        you havnt answered my facebook message you tard have you, my name is sam mace, you honestly think dell has a homosexual agenda? by the way genesis is bullshit, any scientist worht his salt would laugh in your face for believing genesis, there are statues that are 6000 years old
        I don't know. I haven't been on facebook for a while, but I'll see what you're whining about. Also, it's not nice to call a True Christian(tm) pastor a "tard", especially when he's demonstrated more knowledge than you.

        Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
        many people believe that jesus was born in 4th century a.d to a miscalculation at the time lol, you know piffle all
        Uh...



        Wow. You keep setting new precedence in stupidity. I think the miscalculation you're thinking of is 4-6 YEARS, not CENTURIES. Some people believe that Jesus was born in the years 4-6 B.C.

        You are the first, and I mean THE First person to suggest Jesus was born in the 400s. Anything else you care to tell us? Was Moses born in 1695? Oh wait, John wrote Revelation just a couple years back, right? He posted it on his website? People just think it's 2000 years old.

        Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
          True Christian™ Televangelist
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          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 8622

          #49
          Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          Actually Reverend, about 100% of the mudslimes would laugh at him. Of course, they do state the joos prestole islam, but most of them would agree on Moo-hummit having lived in the 7th century.

          Oh, well, I guess he deserved the award.
          Brother W-O, you have to read this guy's posts! In another thread he says the US has been around for a couple hundred of years (true) but that the UK has been around for thousands of years. Apparently the Romans were met with resistance by the British Army.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
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            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #50
            Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

            Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
            many people believe that jesus was born in 4th century a.d to a miscalculation at the time lol, you know piffle all
            That makes no sense sinner. That would mean Jesus was born 300 years have there are historical and archeological proof of Christianity. So in other words you believe people were worshiping the life of a man not born yet.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #51
              Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              Apparently the Romans were met with resistance by the British Army.
              As were the Vikings!

              "It wasn't half as hot mum!"

              Oh deary me.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Remy Lebeau
                LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 2058

                #52
                Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                you have no clue of the real world do you? in fact the majority of paedophiles are straight men!!! and priests!!! this website does spread hate, and even though it is a christian website it is still illegal to be racist and homophobic!!!! you dont have a clue, many straight people actually get aids as well!!!! dr alfred kinsey (a straight man) found out that most people are bisexual there are 9 states of sexuality, one completley straight ( almost no one) completley homosexual (almost no one) there are seven shades of grey inbetween which most of us are part of, which shows that most of us under the right conditions would engage in homosexual behaviour
                So you admit that homosexuality is a lifestyle choice and that you made a choice to be a butt pirate when you could have just as easily made a choice to have natural relations with women seeing as we're all bisexual. It is surely refreshing to finally meet a hellbound faggot who admits that it is in fact a choice and not some uncontrollable psychological state. See everyone, there is no reason whatsoever to feel sorry for homos who are persecuted because they chose to be queers.

                And I would never slam my tallywhacker into another man's feces. That's disgusting!!! I made the lifestyle choice to live as God intented.

                Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                the muslim religion started before the chroistian religion that is a fact, infact buhdissm was the first religion starting 6,000 years
                Must be the AIDS eating away at your brain, but Islam started sometime around 620 AD. Jesus and Christians are mentioned in the Koran. What next? Were the United States founded before the Injuns arrived?
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                • im a queer pervert get over it
                  Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 39

                  #53
                  Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                  i didnt say it was a lifestyle choice, we cant control our sexuality, all the scale is says is that most people are bisexual in some form, if they get drunk with a mate what could happen? and america was first discovered by the chinese but they didnt go on land, however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years
                  Lev.18:22
                  Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                  • Remy Lebeau
                    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2058

                    #54
                    Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                    Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                    i didnt say it was a lifestyle choice, we cant control our sexuality, all the scale is says is that most people are bisexual in some form, if they get drunk with a mate what could happen? and america was first discovered by the chinese but they didnt go on land, however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years
                    We are either all bisexual, in which case it IS a lifestyle choice, or we aren't. We can't magically become bisexual only when drunk, you infuriating retard.

                    Looky here, folks. Look at this double talking atheist faggot trying to weazel his way out of his own blunder. I guess he didn't mean to spill the beans about how faggotry is a choice. Too late, sinner. You already admitted that you chose to be a queer. No take backs.
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                    Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                    Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
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                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #55
                      Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                      Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                      america was first discovered by the chinese but they didnt go on land, however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years

                      According to the hilarious fiction writer Gavin Menzies, the Chinese were the first to sail around the Earth. No one with half a brain in his head takes him seriously, though.

                      Has the GRIDS completely wasted your brain away?
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22845

                        #56
                        Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                        Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                        i didnt say it was a lifestyle choice,
                        Perhaps you should have done…
                        we cant control our sexuality,
                        ”We”? Are you the Queen of England?
                        all the scale is says is that most people are bisexual in some form,
                        Ridiculous! 99.9999% of people are perfectly normal
                        if they get drunk with a mate what could happen?
                        "drunk with a mate”? You are wallowing in iniquity! Why should such a thing ever happen? I for one can definitely say I have never, ever, been
                        "drunk with a mate”!!!
                        and america was first discovered by the Chinese
                        Well then brainbox, why isn’t it called The United States of Ping Bong Bang?
                        but they didnt go on land,
                        That’s because theDepartment of Homeland Security intercepted their raft before it reached California
                        however they have maps which predate christopher columbus by a thousand years
                        Inaccurate scribblings on goat skin.


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                        • Rachel_Pierce
                          Currently incarcerated
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 126

                          #57
                          Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                          Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                          that most people are bisexual in some form, if they get drunk with a mate what could happen?
                          Sure.... and I bet you use that excuse everytime you try to get your straight friend's drunk. Plying them with alcohol so that you can grope, molest and sexually abuse them while they're passed-out-drunk? Hey, they're bisexual anyways, right? They won't mind, right? Uhu, you just keep telling yourself that, buddy.

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                          • im a queer pervert get over it
                            Unsaved trash, sodomite teen
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 39

                            #58
                            Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                            Originally posted by Rachel_Pierce View Post
                            Sure.... and I bet you use that excuse everytime you try to get your straight friend's drunk. Plying them with alcohol so that you can grope, molest and sexually abuse them while they're passed-out-drunk? Hey, they're bisexual anyways, right? They won't mind, right? Uhu, you just keep telling yourself that, buddy.
                            actually i dont drink that much you self centered bitch, apat from smirnoff ice a little that is nice
                            Lev.18:22
                            Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #59
                              Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                              Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                              actually i dont drink that much you self centered bitch, apat from smirnoff ice a little that is nice
                              Of course, you never drink that much yourself. That is the whole idea. Hard to board the floundering ship for some ars piracy when you as drunk as the target.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #60
                                Re: Harry Potter is a Homosexual recruiting tool for Satan!

                                Originally posted by im gay get over it View Post
                                Actually I don't drink that much, you self centered bad word censored, apart from smirnoff ice a little of that is nice.
                                Gay, retarded, angry and drunk is no way to go through life, son.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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