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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

    Praise Jesus and thank you for sending us Senator Merlin Bartz, a good Republican, who is doing battle with satan by attempting to bar queers from spreading the gay around public parks. I feel safer already.

    US senator calls for parks to reject gay couples

    An Iowa state senator is calling for state park policies to exclude gay families, saying allowing gay couples to be counted as a family at state parks is going too far.

    The Iowa Department of Natural Resources is planning to recognize gay families in their policy that allows families to put up more than one tent on a camp site. This is in line with state legislation that outlaws discrimination.

    Senator Merlin Bartz, a Republican who is opposed to gay marriage, has directed Department officials to explain their proposal at a meeting of the Legislature's Administrative Rules Review Committee, of which he is a member.

    Bartz is a leading voice of opposition to gay marriage in the Senate. Last year he called for county officials to reject gay couples seeking a marriage license. Ultimately, no gay or lesbian couple was denied a license.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

    Iowa is still saved.

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    • Ofc. Don W. Richards
      True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 491

      #3
      Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

      As usual, Freehold is way ahead. Not only does the FPD actively patrol parks for queer recruiters, we also are known to take a swing through local elementary and pre-schools, on the lookout for gay toddlers, gay teachers, gay janitors, and Catholic priests.
      Latest Headlines From Sheriff's Office:

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

        Why should homers get special privileges such as being allowed to use state parks?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

          I don't want to go to a park and find fags in the restroom doing their 'thing' when I need to go. Anything that can be done to prevent that is OK by me.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Dirk
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1425

            #6
            Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Why should homers get special privileges such as being allowed to use state parks?
            Simple: Hippies, democrats, liberals, atheists, homersexuals, cathoholics, just to name a few.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22888

              #7
              Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

              At the time of the British, Hong Kong used to have these notices outside all its parks.

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              A small amendment is all that is required for the comfort and convenience of others.

              We have given homers so much, I'm sure they will show us some gratitude in return by observing the senator's wishes.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

                Why stop at the parks? Why not the entire US of Godly A.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12742

                  #9
                  Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

                  Why would we Christian Iowans want to go to a park if it was filled with men dressed as women tossing frisbees?
                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Robert Jones
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 333

                    #10
                    Re: Iowa Senator Wants Gays Out of Parks

                    They should at least allow us to hunt the gays if they allow them into our state parks. It would help control the gay population.
                    Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



                    Run to the KJV1611!

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