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  • H. Montague Worthington
    True Christian™ Entrepreneur
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2716

    #1

    SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

    Late last night I was sharing a cigarette with a truck driver at an Interstate rest stop, and he told me that Danish homersexurals advertise to meet each other for anonymous homersexural trysts on something called "Criagslist."

    After hours of searching, I found the link (note: NOT SAFE FOR SENSITIVE CHRISTIANS!!)

    craigslist provides local classifieds and forums for jobs, housing, for sale, services, local community, and events



    Disgusting. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

    Four men? Isn't two disgusting enough?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

      Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
      Late last night I was sharing a cigarette with a truck driver at an Interstate rest stop, and he told me that Danish homersexurals advertise to meet each other for anonymous homersexural trysts on something called "Criagslist."

      After hours of searching, I found the link (note: NOT SAFE FOR SENSITIVE CHRISTIANS!!)

      craigslist provides local classifieds and forums for jobs, housing, for sale, services, local community, and events



      Disgusting. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
      QUOTED for the TRUTH!

      Me and my brethren in my Circle of Brothers did a google search on "Dane+Homosexual" last night and the results were horrify. Gay butt sex seems to be the major past time there. We were forced to view hours and hours of pictures and even videos of Danish porn.

      There is no excuse of such blatant sinful behavior in a Christian country. The Landover Foreign Morality Council will be receiving a full report on Danish gay porn form us.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #4
        Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

        Brother BJ,
        you know I am no computer expert but If I were to have looked at all that homer filth for so long I would worry if there might be a chance my computer might have caught one of those viruses you hear about.? If I had been on those sites, would 2 cans of Lysol spray protect me as well as my computer?
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22369

          #5
          Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

          There seems to be no end to the horrors of Denmark!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

            Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
            Brother BJ,
            you know I am no computer expert but If I were to have looked at all that homer filth for so long I would worry if there might be a chance my computer might have caught one of those viruses you hear about.? If I had been on those sites, would 2 cans of Lysol spray protect me as well as my computer?
            We have considered that Brother. That is why the machine we use for this is isolated in an old farm house on the Freehold city limits and is connected to the Internet threw a secular ISP. That we we don't risk the Landover Church network getting viruses from gay porn or anyone else viewing such disgusting filth.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • Benedict A. Davis
              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 3900

              #7
              Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              We have considered that Brother. That is why the machine we use for this is isolated in an old farm house on the Freehold city limits and is connected to the Internet threw a secular ISP. That we we don't risk the Landover Church network getting viruses from gay porn or anyone else viewing such disgusting filth.
              That will not really help me in my research ON The sins of the Danish, as I am on the road and get my internet via satellite on my RV. Do you think the gay virus can jump through the satellite? If so would JesOs be compatible with my equipment? Or should I talk with Fairmarket and buy bandwidth from him?
              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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              • Bobby-Joe
                Landover Security Superviser
                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 18405

                #8
                Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                That will not really help me in my research ON The sins of the Danish, as I am on the road and get my internet via satellite on my RV. Do you think the gay virus can jump through the satellite? If so would JesOs be compatible with my equipment? Or should I talk with Fairmarket and buy bandwidth from him?
                Don't you have family? I would get another machine for gay porn research Brother. You don't want your wife or kids accidentally seeing gay porn.

                Sure it may cost more but better safe than sorry.

                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                • Dirk
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 1425

                  #9
                  Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  There seems to be no end to the horrors of Denmark!
                  I told you that Satan created Denmark!

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                  • Ofc. Don W. Richards
                    True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 491

                    #10
                    Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                    I wonder if there's a way the Republican Party could extend my police powers to Sweden, or Russia, or wherever Denmark is so I could go over there and clean up the place?
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                    • Benedict A. Davis
                      Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 3900

                      #11
                      Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                      Originally posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards View Post
                      I wonder if there's a way the Republican Party could extend my police powers to Sweden, or Russia, or wherever Denmark is so I could go over there and clean up the place?
                      If you are headed over there to clean up...might I suggest some heavy rubber gloves.
                      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                        After all the angry denials, I have uncovered this depraved Danish festival. It turns out this event is going to be held again this year on July 2. I'm going to clear my schedule and attend with as many Norwegian Chick Tracts as I can carry. Any other True Christian(tm) Brothers want to come?

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #13
                          Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                          I humbly volunteer my services.
                          As long as I get to have some leather ass less chaps too

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                          • Benedict A. Davis
                            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 3900

                            #14
                            Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                            Those Hells Angels types certianly are a strange bunch but things have changed since '' The Wild Bunch'' was filmed. Those must be very uncomfortable motorcycles they ride, vibrates the backsides right out of their pants...but they do call the bikes ''rigids'' though. It looks like a seedy bunch but if you need help I would be proud to fellowship along with you..the Winnebago is small but you are more than welcome...it would save you the money spent on a hotel room.
                            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #15
                              Re: SHOCKING: Danes Advertise for Homo Trysts!!

                              Sometimes I think these people have some sort of competition going on where they think the one that is the most depraved wins. It's absolutely disgusting.
                              Drama queen

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