[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

I think we should sticky this thread in the introduction section of the forum so that unsaved trash can learn that anal sex is evil as soon as possible.

Maybe we should include a ban on sodomy in the Terms of Service as well. I know it will be difficult to enforce, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't discourage it.

I also want to remind everyone that just because we have this excellent thread, that doesn't mean we don't have to talk about anal sex everywhere else too. We have to make sure that everyone knows how disgusting anal sex is before they have it again and again, and make the Baby Jesus cry.

Oh, I was just thinking, men and women, make sure you do anal clenching exercises to better enable yourself to resist anal rape. Your sphincter can never be too tight. I do them all the time, and they really work, as I have never been raped anally. I think the homers see how I stand and know they shouldn't even bother trying to penetrate me.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Well said Brother Jenkins. Anal sex of any kind, whether it involves a penis, a tongue, fingers, a fist, two fists, a foot or feet, the stump of an amputee, a dildo, several dildos, a police issue flashlight, a large gnarled piece of driftwood, a baseball bat, a cricket bat, a hockey stick, or an official NFL game used football, is wrong in the eyes of the Lord.

[Didymus Much]

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Well said Brother Jenkins. Anal sex of any kind, whether it involves ... or an official NFL game used football, is wrong in the eyes of the Lord.

But soooooo Youtube-worthy.

[Titus Templeton]

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In my youth it was cool to smoke cigarettes.
Today they feel cool when they meet in the school toilet and do anal sex.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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In my youth it was cool to smoke cigarettes.
Today they feel cool when they meet in the school toilet and do anal sex.

Of course, making anal sex "cool" is just a way to persecute those who don't engage in it.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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GLORY! If God wanted us to be sodomized by large, muscular and sweaty black in men full motorcycle leathers he would have arranged our backsides differently. This urge towards anal sex comes from ONE PLACE; SATAN! God has intended our bottoms as an exit only!

Quoted for Truth(tm)! And what a horrible thing to have happen! So many times in my Truck Stop Ministry I have had to tell biker gangs that my backside is one way, and that no, they may not "release the beasts" hidden in their tight pants and have their way with my orifices!

But soooooo Youtube-worthy.

Are you telling us you have a video from a Landoverian's sordid, pre-Jesus past?

Of course, making anal sex "cool" is just a way to persecute those who don't engage in it.

It's all part of the homosexual agenda, Pastor! First they make it "cool", then there's peer pressure to bend over, then next thing you know, you're face down on the changing bench in the locker room while the entire football team takes turns "spit-roasting" you bareback and calling you their "little bitch"!

Or so I hear.

[Swedish eskimo]

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I just found out that there is not just one type of anal sex, but very many! This is shockingly disgusting, i recommend having a barf bag ready before you read this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex

Male to male

Historically, anal sex has been commonly associated with male homosexuality. However, many men who have sex with men do not engage in anal sex.[1][3][59][60] Among men who have anal sex with other men, the insertive partner is called the top and the one being penetrated is called the bottom. Those who enjoy either role are referred to as versatile.[60][61][62] Gay men who prefer anal sex may view it as "[their] version of intercourse"[30] and as "the natural apex of sex, a wonderful expression of intimacy, and a great source of pleasure".[59] Psychologist Walt Odets said, "I think that anal sex has for gay men the same emotional significance that cooterl sex has for heterosexuals."[63]
Some men who have sex with men prefer to engage in frot or other forms of mutual masturbation because they find it more pleasurable or more affectionate, to preserve technical virginity, or as safe sex alternatives to anal sex,[59][60][64][65] while other frot advocates denounce anal sex as degrading to the receptive partner and unnecessarily risky.

Female to male (pegging)

Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo.[56] Advice columnist Dan Savage wrote that he believes all men should try pegging at least once, as it may introduce them to a new enjoyable sexual activity and illuminate them to the receiver's perspective in sex.[57] A few instructional movies and books have emerged in recent years, including Bend Over Boyfriend, produced by Fatale Media, Inc., and directed by Shar Rednour, SIR Video co-founder. As an accomplished author of numerous sex guides and informational books on various sexual taboos, Violet Blue wrote and released The Adventurous Couple's Guide to Strap-On Sex in 2007.[58]
The National Institutes of Health (NIH), with information published in the British Medical Journal (BMJ), states that, "There are little published data on how many heterosexual men would like their anus to be sexually stimulated in a heterosexual relationship," but that, "Anecdotally, it is a substantial number. What data we do have almost all relate to penetrative sexual acts, and the superficial contact of the anal ring with fingers or the tongue is even less well documented but may be assumed to be a common sexual activity for men of all sexual orientations.

Male to female

Some men may enjoy being the insertive partner in anal sex because the anal sphincter is usually tighter than a cooter, which can yield greater tactile pleasure for the man via his penis.[9][29] The attitude of women towards being the receptive partner in this practice is diverse: while some consider it painful or uncomfortable, others find it pleasurable and some even prefer it to cooterl intercourse.[9][33] Unlike the clitoris or anus, the cooterl walls "contain relatively few nerve endings, making intense sexual stimulation, pleasure, and orgasm from cooterl-only penetration unlikely" and "it's generally only the lower third of the cooter that has enough nerve endings to feel any stimulation at all from a penis, finger, toy, or other penetrative object".[34] cooterl intercourse may, however, promote a satisfying feeling of fullness or closeness with a sexual partner.[35]
In a study of heterosexual anal sex — (8/2010 (n=214)) — female participants stated that stimulation to multiple erogenous zones simultaneously (the clitoris, the G-Spot, the anus, or other erogenous zones) enabled them to enjoy anal intercourse with much less discomfort compared to anal penetration by itself. When accompanied by one or more of the other stimuli, women were able to orgasm and those who did reported that an orgasm during anal sex is more of a full-body experience than an orgasm from clitoral stimulation alone.[28]
Anal sex is held to carry a very low risk of unwanted pregnancy when not accompanied with cooterl intercourse, as anal intercourse cannot lead to pregnancy unless sperm is somehow transported to the cooterl opening in the process; in some populations, this activity is frequently used as a means of contraception, often in the absence of a condom.[36]
The risk to the woman is greater than the risk to the man during male-to-female anal intercourse.[37] The risk of injury to the receptive partner due to anal intercourse is many times higher than that due to cooterl sex,[38] and the risk for transmission of HIV is higher for anal sex than for cooterl sex.[39] Experts caution couples engaging in this practice to use protection, such as condoms, to stop the transmission of STDs.[1] Additionally, the man should never move from anal sex immediately to cooterl sex while barebacking or without changing the condom, due to infections that can arise in the cooter by bacteria present within the anus; this also applies to the use of sex toys

Female to female

There is less research on anal sexual activity among women who have sex with women compared to couples of other sexual orientations, but stimulating the anus for sexual pleasure is stated to be a part of many lesbians' sex lives; the anus can be rimmed — the tongue moved around its edge — stroked or penetrated with the fingers or a dildo.[6][78] There are lesbians who like anal sex and others "who cannot bear the thought of it."[79] In 1987, a non-scientific study (Munson) was conducted of more than 100 members of a lesbian social organization in Colorado. When asked what techniques and lesbian sexual practices they used in their last ten sexual encounters, 100% reported kissing, sucking on breasts, and manual stimulation of the clitoris; more than 90% reported French kissing, oral sex, and fingers inserted into the cooter; and 80% reported tribadism. Lesbians in their 30s were twice as likely as other age groups to engage in anal stimulation (with a finger or dildo).[31]
While author Tom Boellstorff, when particularly examining anal sex among gay and lesbian individuals in Indonesia, stated that he has not heard of oral-anal contact or anal penetration as recognized forms of lesbian sexuality but assume they take place,[80] author Felice Newman cites anal sex as a part of lesbian sexual practices in her book The Whole Lesbian Sex Book.[6] Daniel Villarreal of Queerty.com suggests that lesbians are better equipped to "teach heterosexual women" about anal sex than gay men are. "Firstly, they're women and anal sex feels different for women. Women lack that Giggity-spot called the prostate, so anal-loving [lesbians] know much more how anal sex feels as a woman than gay men ever could," he stated. "Most importantly though, women respond better to women. Ladies can approach the issue by discussing trust, communication, sobriety, HPV-prevention, and knowing your own body."[81]

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Shouldn't this smut be in the Promise Enforcer's section? What if a child should read it?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Shouldn't this smut be in the Promise Enforcer's section? What if a child should read it?

We have to risk it Reverend. The Word needs to get out on the dangers of Anal Sex.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I have read through this very informative, if shocking thread. I thank you, Heathen Basher, for starting this Public Service Announcement. I didn't think I would want to know so much (the professor and the eskimo have provided some wonderfully specific information) and in truth, I didn't. But then, we live in a Fallen World and there are many things I wish weren't true.

[Bob4God]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

I have read through this very informative, if shocking thread. I thank you, Heathen Basher, for starting this Public Service Announcement. I didn't think I would want to know so much (the professor and the eskimo have provided some wonderfully specific information) and in truth, I didn't. But then, we live in a Fallen World and there are many things I wish weren't true.

I think this thread would make an excellent resource for home schoolers seeking unbiased information about the dangers of gay anal sex.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Swedish eskimo]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

Here is what can happen with your ass if you have Anal Sex:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse

http://www.hemorrhoidshemroids.com/anal-rectal-prolapse-hemorrhoids-hemroids.html

Rectal prolapse normally describes a medical condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body.

Types:

There are three chief conditions which come under the title rectal prolapse:
- Full-Thickness rectal prolapse describes the entire rectum protruding through the anus.
- Mucosal prolapse describes only the rectal mucosa (not the entire wall) prolapsing.[3]
- Internal intussusception wherein the rectum collapses but does not exit the anus.


Causes:

Rectal prolapse is caused by the weakening of the ligaments and muscles that hold the rectum in place. In most people, the anal sphincter is weak. Rectal prolapse may occur due to the following causes: long-term constipation, long-term straining during defecation, receiving anal sex, long term diarrhea[citation needed], high gastrointestinal helminth loads, pregnancy and stresses of child-birth, previous surgery, cystic fibrosis, C.O.P.D., and sphincter paralysis.

Here is an illustration of what a rectal prolapse is:


Doesn't look so nice huh? Want to avoid it? Stop having Anal Sex and repent!

Want to see how it really looks like? Then click on this link, be aware, this is extremely graphic, but it truly shows the danger of Anal Sex, this man's ass turned inside out while he was lifting weights, obviously a direct punishment from God for having too much anal sex, now he will have an inside-out ass for the rest of his life and everyone will laugh at him, he wont even be able to sit, THATS how much God hates Anal Sex! Luckly he have the chance to repent and get a fixed body in heaven, but he will have to live with this for the rest of his life as a painful reminder of his sins

http://www.bypassfanpages.com/2010/06/this-guys-anus-turned-inside-out-while-lifting-weights-disturbing-picture/

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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I just wanted to give you guys an update on the status of anal sex... It is still offensive to Nature's God and leads inexorably to jails, institutions, and death (which leads faggots and quasi-faggots to Hell). It is better to die resisting the forceful advances of a homosexual or other rapist, than to surrender to the abomination that is anal sex.

Edit: I opened my Bible today, as I do every day just to make sure, and its contents regarding sodomy have not changed one bit. God still forbids it.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Edit: I opened my Bible today, as I do every day just to make sure, and its contents regarding sodomy have not changed one bit. God still forbids it.

Amen, Brother. Liberal false Christians love to hand-wave away any part of the Bible that they don't like by saying, "That was an old ceremonial law" (if it's in the OT) or "That was meant for a specific situation in the church back then (if it's in the NT). If that's the case, why doesn't the Bible have an annual pocket part, like books of secular statutes?