[Dr Laurence Niles]

We have to risk it Reverend. The Word needs to get out on the dangers of Anal Sex.

That's a double edged sword, brother.

When I told my nephews all about anal sex my wife's muscular brother punched me in the nose

YIC
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[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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That's a double edged sword, brother.

When I told my nephews all about anal sex my wife's muscular brother punched me in the nose

YIC
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Congratulations

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

[Titus Templeton]

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The interesting thing is that atheist are searching for some love since God doesn't love them. Now they search love in evolution = since monkeys do anal sex all the time, the Homers do it like the monkeys to be like them. I had that thought today.

[Bob4God]

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Edit: I opened my Bible today, as I do every day just to make sure, and its contents regarding sodomy have not changed one bit. God still forbids it.

I bet if you went and opened one of those new, easy-to-read translations it would say "Thou shalt do whatever you feel like doing because, like, GOD loves us all and would never ever want you to be unhappy!"

Easy-to-read modern English seems to mean easy-to-swallow to most Christians these days.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Here are some verified facts about the dangers and evils of anal sex. To True Christians™' these facts are irrelevant, because we all know the God abhors anal sex. No True Christian™ would ever consider indulging in this disgusting and unnatural perversion. These facts are for the unsaved masses.

ANAL SEX IS A DIRTY, DISEASE SPREADING PRACTICE
The anus is a filthy place, full of germs, feces, and often, worms. This is no place for a penis. Usually, large quantities of this putrid mix is packed into the urethra of the invading member, leading to massive infection and often death.

ANAL SEX IS EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL
Anyone who claims to enjoy being on the receiving end during anal sex is either brain damaged, insane, or lying. The Lord filled the anal walls with thousands of nerve endings, so that with every bowel movement, we would be reminded how shameful defecation is in the eyes of God.

ANAL SEX IS DEMEANING AND SHAMEFUL
Anthing involving the anus is terribly shameful. Defecation, flatulence, anal itching, and anal sex are all damaging to the psyche and should be avoided at all costs. Allowing anyone to insert anything into your anus shows a total lack of self respect and more than likely that you are a high risk for suicide.

ANAL SEX IS AGAINST THE LAW
Not only is anal sex against God's law, it is also a class one felony in many jurisdictions. Do not let liberals fool you, in many places, if you are caught with a penis in your colon or your penis in a colon, you could end up in prison.

[Swedish eskimo]

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Anal Sex is very much illegal in some states, like Godly Texas for example:

http://articles.cnn.com/1998-11-20/us/9811_20_texas.sodomy_1_john-geddes-lawrence-lawrence-and-garner-gay-men?_s=PM:US

John Geddes Lawrence, 55, and Tyrone Garner, 31, were fined 125 by Justice of the Peace Mike Parrot. They immediately appealed the case to state district court in hopes that Texas sodomy law will eventually be found unconstitutional.

I hope we get the law changed. I feel like my civil rights were violated, and I wasnt doing anything wrong, Garner said.

It was sort of Gestapo, said Lawrence.

In September, sheriffs deputies responding to what turned out to be a false report of an armed man inside Lawrences home arrested the two men under a Texas law that makes homosexual oral and anal sex a misdemeanor. They spent a night in jail.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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One fine day Jesus will return and kill all the filthy anal sex fans in a glorious bonfire. Of course the sodomites won't see it coming, even though they've been warned. I can't wait to watch them burn, and hear their sodomite bones popping in the fire.

[John Scopes]

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Anal sex among evangelical christians from the standpoint stopping defective gene transfer may not be all that bad of a thing from a human evolutionary standpoint.

Of course what they do on Sunday mornings in the privacy of their particular sanctuaries is purely their own business. When doing research I stay clear of the mega-churches for this reason.

[Titus Templeton]

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Good quote. God don't wants us to have anal sex.
Imagine you would build a boat and the boat starts to dive. You would be angry because the boat is not doing what you want?

[Swedish eskimo]

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The truth abut all gays:

[Meek and Humble]

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Anal Sex Quote of the Day:

I'm not afraid of the many disasters that are happening simultaneously in our world. I'm not afraid of all the wars that are currently raging on almost every continent on the globe. The potential for nuclear accidents globally doesn't frighten me. What terrifies me are good men and women saying and doing nothing when politicians we voted into office are making moral laws that contradict everything a Holy God stands for.

If someone desires to indulge in bestiality, anal sex, homosexuality or any other perverted sexual act, why does it have to be made a law? More important, why have more than 50 percent of Americans bought into the lie that it has to be legalized?

Source: Bishop David Allen Richey

[Roberta]

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Anal Sex Quote of the Day:



Source: Bishop David Allen Richey

The Great American Sanhedrin saw fit to legalize buggery in 2003. When our GOP triumphs, they will surely reverse Lawrence et al. v. Texas and shut down all those "Crisco Discos".

I am so sick of the preferential treatment these pansies are enjoying. They already have their National Queer Day on October 11th and now they want to replace the "Stars and Stripes" with a rainbow flag. If I had my way, I'd ship them off to one of those Austrian penile colonies. Paul Hogan could teach them a thing or two.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I know you all know more about queers than me and that lots of you are better at the science and the scripture, but I just had to add my two cents here.

Fags are gross and it pisses me off that they do each other in the butt.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I know you all know more about queers than me and that lots of you are better at the science and the scripture, but I just had to add my two cents here.

Fags are gross and it pisses me off that they do each other in the butt.

It's not just that, it's they will dress up in drag, hang around the bars of Holiday Inns just to entrap unsuspecting NOT gay men. One just has to weep listing to the stories of the kind of order these NOT gay men have to endure with full weekend of forced anal sex by some drag queen.

It's wrong! Terribly wrong and it must stop!

[Yessir]

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(Depraved filth deleted by admin — This discussion board is for glorifying God, not mocking Him.)