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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Gays Should Die: True Christian™ Crushes Anderson Cooper With The Bible!!

    As you all know, one of Paster Zeke's colleagues has come up with a novel idea of putting all gays and lezbos behind electric fences and letting them die off. Well the God-Botherer Anderson Cooper from CNN thought he would try to make some marketing cash out of ranting about this while twisting the meaning of this. So he brought on a member of the congregation who supports God's Word.™

    Boy, did Anderson get his Asp handed to him!

    This Good Christian Woman brought the Sledgehammer of The Word of the Lord down to smite Anderson so hard that he stammers and fails around for any excuse to change the subject. Watch how he jumps from topic to topic and then ends up losing via Godwin's Law. In the end, he is so lost that he brings the interview to an abrupt halt. I assume it was to cut to a commerical so he could go regain his composure!



    You go, Girl!

    I wonder what sort of pies whe makes? I sure would love to try a slice of her pie!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Gays Should Die: True Christian™ Crushes Anderson Cooper With The Bible!!

    The lieberals are desperate to pretend that people like Pastor Worley are isolated examples of some wholly invented extremist sect. What this woman shows beautifully is that there is massive support among "ordinary" folk for the Pastor's views. All they are crying out for is people with Godly learning and a greater knowledge of scripture and lack of fear of political correctness to lead them forwards.

    Seeing this video certainly renews my zeal to bring the true God of the Bible to people's attention. God has clouded the minds of the pro-gay politicians in order to bring God's pre-chosen together to fight secularisation.

    PRAISE AND GLORY!
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
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    • Jedediah
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Fisher of Men
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2010
      • 6824

      #3
      Re: Gays Should Die: True Christian™ Crushes Anderson Cooper With The Bible!!

      Praise!

      Nancy-boy Cooper just got schooled on True Christianity(tm) and the Word of God. He's a hellbound queer too, you know. My heart is filled with joy that Pastor Worley and his flock are getting the Word out to the masses, that they may realize that True Christians(tm) are real people and that we are more numerous than secularists and liebral false believers want to acknowledge. Get used to us, libs. A few more election cycles with Godly Republicans sweeping into office, and we will get this nation back to its evangelical roots.
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Gays Should Die: True Christian™ Crushes Anderson Cooper With The Bible!!

        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
        As you all know, one of Paster Zeke's colleagues has come up with a novel idea of putting all gays and lezbos behind electric fences and letting them die off. Well the God-Botherer Anderson Cooper from CNN thought he would try to make some marketing cash out of ranting about this while twisting the meaning of this. So he brought on a member of the congregation who supports God's Word.™
        Of course he's upset. He and his "oh so dreamy" boytoy (who dresses just like "daddy", how precious!) would be among the first locked up, to set an example!

        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Gays Should Die: True Christian™ Crushes Anderson Cooper With The Bible!!

          Cooper's complete inability to stick to the point and to phrase a properly phrased question only goes to highlight in the most extreme ways the absolute pausity of intellectual integrity he has.

          The valiant young lady did a grand job of upholding the Biblical perspective in front of a visciously aggressive procession of prevarication and disembling.

          Glory!
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #6
            Re: Gays Should Die: True Christian™ Crushes Anderson Cooper With The Bible!!

            What is it the kids say today?

            Anderson was "pwned"!

            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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