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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #46
    Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

    Originally posted by Extra White View Post
    I don't even wear any makeup at all.
    Sure you don't.

    *wink*
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #47
      Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

      Originally posted by Extra White View Post
      100% gay and proud of it. Also I'm an atheist and I train UFC, I could make a faggot out of anyone of you closet homosexuals in this thread. I mean, why else would you post pictures like that? It's piffleing ridiculous. I don't even wear any makeup at all.

      Come get me. I'll be looking forward to smashing your teeth in and making you my bitch.

      Dear Godmocking Degenerate;

      Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

      Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
      5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
      5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
      Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

      YIC,

      --Pastor Ezekiel
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Jabalí
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Feb 2013
        • 58

        #48
        Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

        [pornographic material removed]
        Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 02-20-2013, 07:30 AM. Reason: removal of porn

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #49
          Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

          Originally posted by Javiera View Post
          [pornographic material removed]
          Quit posting porn.

          Isn't it past your bedtime? Or are bedtimes against your "child rights"?
          Drama queen

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          • Jabalí
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2013
            • 58

            #50
            Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            Quit posting porn.

            Isn't it past your bedtime? Or are bedtimes against your "child rights"?
            Is called yaoi, is a very popular manga genre, and I don't think is so bad

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            • Paragon of virtue
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2013
              • 547

              #51
              Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

              Originally posted by Javiera View Post
              Is called yaoi, is a very popular manga genre, and I don't think is so bad
              That's the problem, and take it from someone who knows. I used to be heavy into this Hell spawned "anime" and very often watched 'Speed Racer' and 'Sailormoon'. I thought it wouldn't do me any harm. I thought wrong. In these past few years I got into 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'...I was clopping three and four times a day. Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle, they were all the same for me...Fluttershy, now that little temptress held a tight grip on my heart...but it was wrong and it was porn. With the help of the folks at Landover, I have finally been able to break the yolk of clopping and bronyism. I can now confidently walk past Horse Ranches and Race Tracs without looking twice. 'One day at a time' is what I tell myself. I don't want to be too boastful, but in time I have overcome my addiction and so can you.

              The first step on the looong road to freedom may be admiting that all animation is evil except for 'Davey and Goliath' and 'Gumby'

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              • Missionary in Sweden
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2011
                • 189

                #52
                Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                Originally posted by I'm Athiest.I.Bite.Pillows View Post
                Why does it matter if people are gay? How does it affect your life? WHO CARES!? Let them do what they want, and stop bothering them about it.
                God killed EVERYBODY in Sodom and Gomorrah because they tolerated homers. I'd say being killed and damned to eternal hell fire will effect my life. Wouldn't you? *sarcasm*
                Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

                Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #53
                  Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                  What just happened here?

                  Why do these homo god-haters persist in spamming up threads with porn? what's wrong with them? Fair enough if they want to be damned for their sins but to try to drag good, honest men into sodomy with them...

                  This thread is to praise God for warning us of the gay menace so we don't make the mistake of treating sodomites like the normal folk they deceitfully appear to be. Can we have a little decorum, please!

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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • AngelOfDeath
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 3

                    #54
                    Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                    love how Christians say being gay is wrong when 99% of their pastors are gay child molesters

                    personally i think all christian dogs are worse then the KKK and BP and AB and all the other racial cults...

                    hell id rather be a fuckin NAZI then a christian swine

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                    • AngelOfDeath
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Feb 2013
                      • 3

                      #55
                      Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                      now lets talk about JESUS... what a drunk piffle he was makin water into wine... and lets look at those 10 commandments .... if we REALLY believed in god..... then PLEASE all my brothers.... look at your WIFE and tell her... I LOVE YOU SISTER

                      because all Christians believe they F U C K their brothers and sisters you SICK F U C KS

                      no wonder why most people say piffle the bible and hello quran or however u spell that Muslim book

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                      • MilitantImbecile
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Feb 2013
                        • 95

                        #56
                        Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                        Originally posted by AngelOfDeath View Post
                        love how Christians say being gay is wrong when 99% of their pastors are gay child molesters
                        I don't even think the Catholic church can make that claim.

                        personally i think all christian dogs are worse then the KKK and BP and AB and all the other racial cults...
                        Uh.... the KKK is Christian, BP? Do you mean British Petroleum? and I'm not sure what AB is supposed to stand for.

                        hell id rather be a pifflein NAZI then a christian swine
                        So you have no problem with racism, just the Christianity part.

                        Yeah, that's nice.

                        now lets talk about JESUS... what a drunk piffle he was makin water into wine... and lets look at those 10 commandments .... if we REALLY believed in god..... then PLEASE all my brothers.... look at your WIFE and tell her... I LOVE YOU SISTER
                        Oh goodie, you're a friend of the other dumb troll, aren't you.

                        What does the 10 commandments have to do with wine, wives or sisters?

                        because all Christians believe they F U C K their brothers and sisters you SICK F U C KS
                        Oh, you're a bright one, aren't you. I weep for our future generations. Oh well, at least the Chinese will have no problem taking over.

                        I'd say you should try to learn Cantonese, but considering your English skills, well I don't think you've got a Chinaman's chance of surviving the takeover.

                        no wonder why most people say piffle the bible and hello quran or however u spell that Muslim book
                        So trying to convert gays is wrong, but burying them up to their necks and throwing rocks at them is fine and dandy with you?

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #57
                          Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                          Must be a public school holiday again, we're being over run by trolls.

                          git a goat....
                          Drama queen

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #58
                            Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                            Originally posted by AngelOfDeath View Post
                            love how Christians say being gay is wrong when 99% of their pastors are gay child molesters
                            Where are you getting your information from?

                            Are you sure you don't mean Catholics?
                            sigpic
                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • IAmLucifersBitch
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Feb 2013
                              • 24

                              #59
                              Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                              angelofdeath the child molesters are Catholic. Because those molesters are priests.

                              Seriously though I find it funny how whenever someone stands up to these people they educate them about the Bible.

                              This is what this website reminds me of is a bunch of stubborn whiny children.
                              Revelation 20:14-15
                              And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775

                                #60
                                Re: Being gay is NOT a gift from God

                                Originally posted by IAmLucifersBitch View Post
                                angelofdeath the child molesters are Catholic. Because those molesters are priests.

                                Seriously though I find it funny how whenever someone stands up to these people they educate them about the Bible.

                                This is what this website reminds me of is a bunch of stubborn whiny children.
                                Now now, you're just irritable because no one was impressed with your make-believe religion. You came to a True Christian™ church forum and babbled about what you imagine Christianity might be like, having never given it much more thought than perhaps Jesus was the hippy love-child between God and Mary. Now you feel hurt because no one cares enough to play along with your little games. If we wanted to improvise religion, we'd start a methodist church.
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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