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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #1

    Gay People Created by The Government!

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Missionary in Sweden
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2011
    • 189

    #2
    Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

    I couldn't quite follow that. What's in the plastic that makes us gay? I've had plenty of juice in my life and I still don't get hot for construction workers oiled up muscular chests
    Are you a filthy sinner unable to keep your hands off your John Thomas? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86786

    Is your wife disobedient? http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=86604

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    • lukasekman
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 614

      #3
      Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

      Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
      I couldn't quite follow that. What's in the plastic that makes us gay? I've had plenty of juice in my life and I still don't get hot for construction workers oiled up muscular chests
      Not sure, but probably the same substance that Apple put in their gayPods, gayPhones and Macs. The time until developing symptoms do probably vary a lot among individuals, as with most other toxins.

      Btw, government want us to be gay, distracted and stupid (as opposed to thinking clear and straight) so more people will vote for pointless affirmative actions programs.

      sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
      Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
      Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
      Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
      Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

        It's Obama again - or more directly, his "Science Czar" John Holdren. Probably an update to his proposed draconian prescriptions for "population control" from 1977, just turn everyone gay or lezbo and problem solved.

        By all accounts it seems to be working (here is the birth rate - notice the drop since Obama took office).

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        John Holdren, Obama's Science Czar, says: Forced abortions and mass sterilization needed to save the planet
        Book he authored in 1977 advocates for extreme totalitarian measures to control the population

        Forced abortions. Mass sterilization. A "Planetary Regime" with the power of life and death over American citizens.

        The tyrannical fantasies of a madman? Or merely the opinions of the person now in control of science policy in the United States? Or both?

        These ideas (among many other equally horrifying recommendations) were put forth by John Holdren, whom Barack Obama has recently appointed Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy, Assistant to the President for Science and Technology, and Co-Chair of the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology -- informally known as the United States' Science Czar. In a book Holdren co-authored in 1977, the man now firmly in control of science policy in this country wrote that:

        • Women could be forced to abort their pregnancies, whether they wanted to or not;
        • The population at large could be sterilized by infertility drugs intentionally put into the nation's drinking water or in food;
        • Single mothers and teen mothers should have their babies seized from them against their will and given away to other couples to raise;
        • People who "contribute to social deterioration" (i.e. undesirables) "can be required by law to exercise reproductive responsibility" -- in other words, be compelled to have abortions or be sterilized.
        • A transnational "Planetary Regime" should assume control of the global economy and also dictate the most intimate details of Americans' lives -- using an armed international police force.



        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Redeemed Papist
          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2011
          • 10409

          #5
          Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

          Compelling stuff. Seeing as fags were one of the main groups to vote Obama in I guess it's simple to see why. Now all the devil's scientists need to do is convince us we're all nigras.

          No, wait! They already think we came from African monkeys...
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • Paragon of virtue
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jan 2013
            • 547

            #6
            Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

            FACT: President (so called) Barack (insane)Hussein O'bama steals an election and is sworn (how ironic is that?) in to office in January of 2009

            FACT: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic debuts in October of 2010

            Do I need to spell it out for you brethren?

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

              Originally posted by Paragon of virtue View Post
              FACT: President (so called) Barack (insane)Hussein O'bama steals an election and is sworn (how ironic is that?) in to office in January of 2009

              FACT: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic debuts in October of 2010

              Do I need to spell it out for you brethren?
              Please do.

              In Christ
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Ex-soccer player
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2012
                • 285

                #8
                Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

                It is a well known fact that the World Jooish Congress and the UN use special substances to manipulate peoples sexual orientation. It's not only plastic bottles, they also spread gases that will give you gay thoughts. They use them for example in saunas, but also in dressing and shower rooms for soccer players. These substances are also secretly exhausted by airplanes, especially in the summer, when you are on the beach or visit water parks. They just await situations where they think you are most vulnerable to gay thoughts.

                This brings you in a difficult situation, either you forget about Jesus and abandon yourself to the gay thoughts, or you join the ranks of those who think clear and offer resistance against this kind of modern warfare, but this gives them an easy possibility to declare you dangerous and lock you up. But I don't care, it's warm and dry and in todays institutions we even have limited access to the internet to communicate with like-minded people
                Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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                • WilliamJenningsBryan
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Jan 2007
                  • 9384

                  #9
                  Re: Gay People Created by The Government!

                  Originally posted by DrZoidberg View Post
                  I couldn't quite follow that. What's in the plastic that makes us gay? I've had plenty of juice in my life and I still don't get hot for construction workers oiled up muscular chests
                  I don't quite understand these things myself Brother, but it looks like the "gay juice" is the "hormone" like chemical that produces the effects of Estrogen (some kind of homer "female" substance).

                  WARNING: LIEbrul media source NPR

                  Study: Most Plastics Leach Hormone-Like Chemicals

                  by Jon Hamilton
                  March 02, 2011 4:07 PM

                  Most plastic products, from sippy cups to food wraps, can release chemicals that act like the sex hormone estrogen, according to a study in Environmental Health Perspectives.

                  The study found these chemicals even in products that didn't contain BPA, a compound in certain plastics that's been widely criticized because it mimics estrogen.

                  Many plastic products are now marketed as BPA-free, and manufacturers have begun substituting other chemicals whose effects aren't as well known.

                  But it's still unclear whether people are being harmed by BPA or any other so-called estrogenic chemicals in plastics. Most studies of health effects have been done in mice and rats.



                  "Regulatory agencies need to study the effect of chemicals leaching out of plastic," Lunder says, adding that an EPA program formed more than a decade ago to do this sort of research still hasn't produced many results.



                  Concerns about plastics have centered on those containing BPA, a compound that's been widely criticized because it mimics estrogen. But a new study finds that most plastic products, from sippy cups to food wraps, can release chemicals that act like estrogen — even plastics sold as BPA-free.
                  Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                  brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                  ...and get off my lawn
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