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  • Miguel De Morillo
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    • Apr 2015
    • 34

    #16
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Your concerns are natural, dear. Might I suggest you simply sit the children down at the table in the morning after your prayers, family devotion, and breakfast, and have them quietly copy the Holy Bible until you are ready for supper? A child can learn all they need from careful reading and studying the Holy Bible. This is what all my children do, and have done, and it works. History, science, government, math, spelling, grammar, and all the academic subjects are included in the histories of this rich resource. It is, indeed, the richest, most perfect resource for learning humans have! Since your wife is a heathen herself, I might consider suggesting the same for her, until it is time to prepare your dinner, of course.
    Thank you Mary, I do abhor modern science and believe it is satanic, your right the bible contains everything my children will need in this temporary life yours in Christ
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #17
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
      Gregory, I am mixed race having some injun blood, but my WHITE side is dominate, my wife is full blood filthy injun and yes I am in complete control of her, I have two children and I am teaching them to hate their Guatemalan ancestry. I hope to be in a pew praising Jesus soon in Freehold, Iowa.
      This gives me a great feeling of confusion, dear friend. On the one hand I am terribly sorry for you, a white man, who is cursed with injun blood. No doubt you wrestle with the demons of alcoholism and were probably forced to take peyote as a small child. I am sorry.

      On the other hand, you are an injun who is blessed with a white man's blood, and I am very happy for you. As an injun predisposed to eating babies, you also have the inner voice of Jesus calling you to suppress your savage instincts. You are truly blessed, for an injun.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Miguel De Morillo
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        • Apr 2015
        • 34

        #18
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
        This gives me a great feeling of confusion, dear friend. On the one hand I am terribly sorry for you, a white man, who is cursed with injun blood. No doubt you wrestle with the demons of alcoholism and were probably forced to take peyote as a small child. I am sorry.

        On the other hand, you are an injun who is blessed with a white man's blood, and I am very happy for you. As an injun predisposed to eating babies, you also have the inner voice of Jesus calling you to suppress your savage instincts. You are truly blessed, for an injun.
        Thank you Billy Bob, I have done my best to suppress my savage Gauatemalan/Mayan Indian urges, as i have done my best to disassociate with my catholic relatives, i am doing my best to purse a walk thru this temporary life, with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, yours in Christ Miguel
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #19
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
          Thank you Billy Bob, I have done my best to suppress my savage Gauatemalan/Mayan Indian urges, as i have done my best to disassociate with my catholic relatives, i am doing my best to purse a walk thru this temporary life, with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, yours in Christ Miguel
          By all means Miguel, cast out the antiChrist Pope John Lucifer. Ascertain that every last shred of his dark power is combed out of your soul by the tender fingertips of your savior Jesus Christ. It is easier for an injun to become a white man than it is for a Catholic to become a Christian!
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12986

            #20
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Miguel De Morillo View Post
            Thank you Billy Bob, I have done my best to suppress my savage Gauatemalan/Mayan Indian urges, as i have done my best to disassociate with my catholic relatives, i am doing my best to purse a walk thru this temporary life, with my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, yours in Christ Miguel
            to God's favorite forum, dear! I shall pray for your heathen family, so that they, too, can see the Light of True Salvation. I see that you're from South America or some other region of Mexico: what a terrible place to live in! I've been there on a mission of our church, and it was a truly horrifying experience!
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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