[Roland]

Re: greetings

hi didymus much how's it going still being a athiest i see praise the lord Jesus to repnt your sins

This makes little sense. First of all Didymus is an atheist and therefore doesn´t need to repent. Furthermore, why do you ask Jesus to repent for his presumed sins? And what sins did he commit? Did I sin better?

Kind regards, Roland

[Basilissa]

Re: greetings

This makes little sense. First of all Didymus is an atheist and therefore doesn´t need to repent.

Of course he needs to repent!

For being a filthy atheist who spits in the face of Baby Jesus with each his breath!

[Roland]

Re: greetings

Of course he needs to repent!

For being a filthy atheist who spits in the face of Baby Jesus with each his breath!

Hello Basilissa,

Where I wrote: ¨doesn´t need to repent¨ I had better written ¨doesn´t feel the need to repent¨. This is also a bit presumptuous so I´ll shut up for now.

Kind regards, Roland

[Didymus Much]

Re: greetings

This makes little sense. First of all Didymus is an atheist and therefore doesn´t need to repent...

Oh, but I do (according to the Bible), and what's worse, I know what I have to repent for, yet still refuse to. That makes me the absolute worst possible human being imaginable. In fact, I'm thinking of getting some fringes for my prayer shawl*, and not hanging them from the corners, just to piss God off that little bit more.

...Furthermore, why do you ask Jesus to repent for his presumed sins?...

I think that's just a language thing, but they still haven't told us why they're offended when someone thinks they're female.

*edit: reference Deuteronomy 22:12

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: greetings

Well hello there Teddy! I am extremely excited! I'm just super excited that you've come to praise the Lord in God's Favorite Forums™! I see you are a wonderful height for a boy your age! Perhaps you'd make a great camp counselor some day because you are the same height as our 12 year old boys! All we need to do first is work some of your old sin out of you to cleanse you up for Jesus! Praise God, YES! I just can't wait to fellowship and pray with you! Are you planning to visit us on the Straight Boy's Bus Bible Blast Roadtrip next summer? We can always swing by and pick you up! You might be surprised how much fun you can have worshiping Jesus! You will almost certainly be very surprised!

PRAISE GOD! OH HALLELUJAH! YES!