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  • DolliMoans
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2017
    • 451

    #286
    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

    Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
    its just Curtis

    Cheese Curds?

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14347

      #287
      Re: I was here before I lost my mind

      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
      i have my Bible open on my coffee table 24/7..if you pay attention to the wife the wife is obviously..that's why God killed her
      . .. .I've highlighted the part my question relates to, which is:

      . . .. . .could you please provide the Scripture reference for this?
      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
      Job's first wife is Sitidos etc.
      One integral part of God's love and about Jesus dying for our sins is the rejection of that love by His once chosen people. This is not an opinion I just cooked up, it's a simple statement of fact recorded for us in The Bible. Jesus explains:
      Matthew 21:42-45 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes? Therefore say I unto you, The kingdom of God shall be taken from you, and given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof. And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder. And when the chief priests and Pharisees had heard his parables, they perceived that he spake of them.

      Now the wretched priests and Pharisees might have yawned a bit, said in silly voices .The kingdom of G-d shall be taken from you & given to a nation bringing forth the fruits thereof. dancing around in little circles mocking; it wouldn't surprise me at all because they sure got in with the mockery later as Jesus died. You will be familiar with the passage of course. But forgive my ignorance, I still can't recall everything you've contributed regarding Mrs Job? Please refresh my memory.

      I'm aware that within the defunct religious tradition taken away by Jesus, exactly as He said He would and very thorough He was too, there were mutterings about her and speculation concerning whether the original version gave birth to all the subsequent children or not. There could have been a new Mrs Job to go with the new children. You already appreciate that concubines were an option for Job so I won't pursue that line but must insist that you quote sources (and a newspaper is not a source) for your claims.

      Without The Bible we'd have no knowledge about Jesus or why His death was necessary or why Redemption was taken away from one national group and offered, as Salvation, to us. If there's a mistake in The Bible about Job, how should I decide whether Jesus was also a mistake? What about Moses? Is there a missing section where he recommends back-to-back 96-hour orgies adoring golden warthogs and got the irrits when libidinous Israelites misunderstood and made a golden calf instead? Perhaps it's in the source where God doesn't do a deal with Satan. What else is in there? When posting that material, feel free to use original languages if translation obscures the kernel of truth you are showing me. I'm quite happy to receive raw kernels at any time.




      1. Psalm 118:21-23 .-.. Acts 4:10-12

      2. Matthew 27:41-43 .. Mark 15:31-32

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      • Brother Gonzalez
        Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
        True Christian™
         
        • Sep 2016
        • 2087

        #288
        Re: I was here before I lost my mind

        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
        i was born in 82 had health problems growing up my school didn't teach me grammar cause they didn't know how to deal with slow students i grew up with one ear 50% deaf and heart problems
        That is NO EXCUSE. I am 1/16 injun, and of course I am slower than you. Because injun.


        I was diagnosed "barely functional" before I was born again in Jesus Christ. Please refrain from using that as an excuse.
        1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        • Dana723
          Forum member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 771

          #289
          Re: I was here before I lost my mind

          Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
          Cheese Curds?
          Curdled, perhaps?
          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
          1 Corinthians 11:13

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          • curtisedwardgrice
            Very low IQ
            God-mocking heathen
            • Dec 2015
            • 226

            #290
            Re: I was here before I lost my mind

            Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
            That is NO EXCUSE. I am 1/16 injun, and of course I am slower than you. Because injun.


            I was diagnosed "barely functional" before I was born again in Jesus Christ. Please refrain from using that as an excuse.
            your getting on my nerves you infracted me for stuff thats already been pointed out

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            • curtisedwardgrice
              Very low IQ
              God-mocking heathen
              • Dec 2015
              • 226

              #291
              Re: I was here before I lost my mind

              Every Baptist church i been to says you dont follow the Bible fully just the new testament

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14079

                #292
                Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                your getting on my nerves...
                So just turn the other cheek, asshole, or stop claiming to be a Christian.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12975

                  #293
                  Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                  Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                  Every Baptist church i been to says you dont follow the Bible fully just the new testament
                  That's great. While my Old Testament doesn't have an expiration date on it, let's entertain this hypothesis, and let's see what does the New Testament says about it.

                  ...Spoiler alert: it says that all God's Word needs to be followed, not just parts of it.

                  Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                  Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                  Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

                  Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

                  Matthew 19:16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?
                  Matthew 19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

                  John 5:46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.
                  John 5:47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

                  2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                  James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • curtisedwardgrice
                    Very low IQ
                    God-mocking heathen
                    • Dec 2015
                    • 226

                    #294
                    Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    That's great. While my Old Testament doesn't have an expiration date on it, let's entertain this hypothesis, and let's see what does the New Testament says about it.

                    ...Spoiler alert: it says that all God's Word needs to be followed, not just parts of it.

                    Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                    Matthew 5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    Matthew 5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
                    Matthew 5:19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.

                    Matthew 7:12 Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

                    Matthew 19:16 And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?
                    Matthew 19:17 And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.

                    John 5:46 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me; for he wrote of me.
                    John 5:47 But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

                    2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                    James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

                    ok and FYI im not racist you people infract if i so much as hi, i said hi to someone who said hi to me and was infracted thats bs

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                    • Brother Gonzalez
                      Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Sep 2016
                      • 2087

                      #295
                      Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                      Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                      ok and FYI im not racist you people infract if i so much as hi, i said hi to someone who said hi to me and was infracted thats bs
                      Yes you are and I am still crying for the way you treated me. Is it because I am brown?
                      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14347

                        #296
                        Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        Every Baptist church i been to says you dont follow the Bible fully just the new testament
                        That's funny, because I've never been to a Baptist Church (incidentally across 3 continents) that says that. They all advocated following The Ten Commandments for a start and although some of them were a bit unusual, especially in Africa, they all accepted the teachings of Jesus. So there's something else for you to write about: What did Jesus teach about The Old Testament?

                        REVIEW RECENT POSTS HERE
                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        I'm aware that within the defunct religious tradition taken away by Jesus, exactly as He said He would and very thorough He was too, there were mutterings about her and speculation concerning whether the original version gave birth to all the subsequent children or not. There could have been a new Mrs Job to go with the new children. You already appreciate that concubines were an option for Job so I won't pursue that line but must insist that you quote sources (and a newspaper is not a source) for your claims.
                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        your getting on my nerves you infracted me for stuff thats already been pointed out
                        Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                        Every Baptist church i been to says you dont follow the Bible fully just the new testament
                        How do you think it's going? Have you presented any sources for your claims? No. You haven't. Despite being asked several times. Do you know what "source" means? If not you can check a dictionary here:


                        I used big writing just in case you have trouble reading or something. Maybe I should highlight it in yellow? Yes, I'll do that. Looking forward to your next reply due to you claim to have stuff you can teach us and I want to see what it is. And where it comes from.

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                        • Basilissa
                          South of the Border outreach program
                          True Christian™
                           
                          • Mar 2013
                          • 12975

                          #297
                          Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                          Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                          ok ... (excessive whining deleted)
                          I'm glad that you agree now that the New Testament says that the Old Testament has no expiration date.

                          Are you ready now to repent for your sins and accept Jesus into your heart?

                          I can help you start the list of sins you need to repent for:

                          1) Lying about being knowledgeable about the Bible.
                          2) Impersonating a preacher.
                          3) Ignoring what the Bible says.
                          4) Making up stories that have the names of Biblical characters but are not in the Bible.
                          5) Not turning the other cheek.
                          6) Getting angry for no good reason.

                          This is just based off the last few pages of this thread, I'm sure the list would get much longer if I reread both your threads again.

                          I hope that was helpful.
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • curtisedwardgrice
                            Very low IQ
                            God-mocking heathen
                            • Dec 2015
                            • 226

                            #298
                            Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            That's funny, because I've never been to a Baptist Church (incidentally across 3 continents) that says that. They all advocated following The Ten Commandments for a start and although some of them were a bit unusual, especially in Africa, they all accepted the teachings of Jesus. So there's something else for you to write about: What did Jesus teach about The Old Testament?

                            REVIEW RECENT POSTS HERE
                            How do you think it's going? Have you presented any sources for your claims? No. You haven't. Despite being asked several times. Do you know what "source" means? If not you can check a dictionary here:


                            I used big writing just in case you have trouble reading or something. Maybe I should highlight it in yellow? Yes, I'll do that. Looking forward to your next reply due to you claim to have stuff you can teach us and I want to see what it is. And where it comes from.
                            you've never been to a Baptist church really? Never omg what this site for will you look at that Landover Baptist Church. Hmmm?

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                            • curtisedwardgrice
                              Very low IQ
                              God-mocking heathen
                              • Dec 2015
                              • 226

                              #299
                              Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                              Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                              Yes you are and I am still crying for the way you treated me. Is it because I am brown?
                              i just said your getting on my nerves .you took it how you wanted or rather let these Fake Christians© tell you what they think i said

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                              • Thomas Taylor
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2012
                                • 1486

                                #300
                                Re: I was here before I lost my mind

                                Originally posted by curtisedwardgrice View Post
                                you've never been to a Baptist church really? Never omg what this site for will you look at that Landover Baptist Church. Hmmm?
                                Dear Mr. Grinch,
                                Whilst I can sympathize with your lack of comprehension due to your sub-par mental faculties, I cannot understand why you are unable to read a simple sentence.Sister Mitza very clearly stated that she had never been in a Baptist Church that preached the rhetoric you spew forth.Here's a little Word from God that may help you learn comprehension:


                                John 1:5


                                “And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.”


                                You need to get rid of this darkness that dwells within your soul, then maybe you will be able to comprehend what others are trying to impress upon you.


                                I will pray that you see the light and emerge from the darkness.


                                Don't depend on yourself for anything, depend on God


                                Proverbs 3:5
                                Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.


                                YIC
                                TT
                                Isaiah 66:15

                                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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