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  • yeoksamroyalvilla
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    Under Investigation
    • Apr 2015
    • 3
    #1

    Hello

    Hello,

    What can I say? I am a human just like yourself. At present, I do not regularly attend any church. My favorite Bible verse--it's very hard; the entire Bible itself is my favorite, or actually perhaps everything except the parts involving the stories about people's committing various sins. I came to find Jesus through the Bible, which I came to read through selfdevelopment resources, books or audio programs such as Steven Covey, Jim Rohn, Brian Tracy and so on.

    I have been a member for several months and I did not know an introduction was demanded of members until today. It feels strange to post an introduction only after registering months beforehand.

    Thank you for reading.
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12975
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by yeoksamroyalvilla View Post
      Hello,

      What can I say? I am a human just like yourself. At present, I do not regularly attend any church. My favorite Bible verse--it's very hard; the entire Bible itself is my favorite, or actually perhaps everything except the parts involving the stories about people's committing various sins. I came to find Jesus through the Bible, which I came to read through selfdevelopment resources, books or audio programs such as Steven Covey, Jim Rohn, Brian Tracy and so on.

      I have been a member for several months and I did not know an introduction was demanded of members until today. It feels strange to post an introduction only after registering months beforehand.

      Thank you for reading.
      Well, hello and to our friendly forum. I do look forward to reading more of your posts filled with the wisdom of the Holy Bible.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • yeoksamroyalvilla
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          Under Investigation
          • Apr 2015
          • 3
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Thank you for the welcome. I look forward to being part of this online community of believers.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22882
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by yeoksamroyalvilla View Post
              Hello, What can I say? I am a human just like yourself. At present, I do not regularly attend any church.
              Which makes you unlike anyone here at Landover. We find it normal to attend church at least seven times a week. The Infinity that is God takes some time to get to grips with.

              I have been a member for several months and I did not know an introduction was demanded of members until today.
              Some years back, I found a hobo living in my garage and he said much the same thing.
              It feels strange to post an introduction only after registering months beforehand.
              Look on it as a sinner repenting and doing the right thing by accepting Jesus.
              My favorite Bible verse--it's very hard; the entire Bible itself is my favorite,
              I have marked you down as indecisive, insecure, insincere and probably never having read a Bible - were you ever Catholic?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by yeoksamroyalvilla View Post
                  Hello,

                  What can I say? I am a human just like yourself. At present, I do not regularly attend any church. My favorite Bible verse--it's very hard; the entire Bible itself is my favorite, or actually perhaps everything except the parts involving the stories about people's committing various sins. I came to find Jesus through the Bible, which I came to read through selfdevelopment resources, books or audio programs such as Steven Covey, Jim Rohn, Brian Tracy and so on.

                  I have been a member for several months and I did not know an introduction was demanded of members until today. It feels strange to post an introduction only after registering months beforehand.

                  Thank you for reading.
                  Dear Unsaved Heathen:

                  You were sent an email immediately after your registration informing you of the requirement to make a thread of your own in the introduction section of the forum.

                  I'd like to know how it is you came to Jesus. You have no Church and cannot offer a single Bible verse that ha special meaning for you. These things make me suspicious that you are in fact an atheist or a muslim sent here by satan to destroy Christ's reign. If that is the case, let me assure you that we won't have it.

                  Now please state your name, age, hometown, and talk to us about your walk with Christ Jesus. What sins have you been wallowing in?

                  YIC,

                  --Pastor Ezekiel
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by yeoksamroyalvilla View Post
                      Steven Covey, Jim Rohn, Brian Tracy and so on.
                      These people seem to be some kind of atheist mind control experts. Are you a member of a cult?
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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