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  • My introduction and my make-believe story as an attempted christian

    Hello fellow Christians i am a gonna tell you bout myself and my story.

    My life began in the year of 1954 my father was a baptist minister in favor of segregation and supported the banning of alcohol, cigarettes, pornography and rock music which is all caused by demons. And my mother was just your typical 50's woman who used to cast out the demons of our house because my neighbors would have party's with Elvis music and the demons can come into my house just because of hearing that filthy garbage.

    When i was the ripe young age of 4 years i accepted Jesus as my lord and savior with the reasoning being that my father taught me it so it must be true and can not question anything about the faith because we were to start from the assumption that its true then base our life around it because anyone who questioned it must have sacrificed babies to the Devil. And i still believe that all Atheists sacrifice children to Satan.

    When i was a wee lad at the age of 10 the Beatles became popular of course my Dad went it on had a public burning at his church to destroy such vile filth but i learned early on from it that all music that is not classical hymm's (Baptist of course any other demonination would be from Satan) are the Devil's music and should be burned. Along with Beatles music we burned the Stones music, the doors music and anything that was Satanic and evil.

    When i grew a bit older i become a teenage preacher who protested all of the Satanic music of the day yet all the filth was becoming worse and worse as time grew on i mean bands such as Black Sabbath (which god should have stuck dead), Rainbow (because they are fags), The Stooges (no Christian would get buck naked on stage) etc. I went to the concerts outside of the arena and i told all the fans that they were going straight to hell once they die.

    I got married eventually and raised a family and now i have mostly Christian children except the one i disowned because he decided to dip his toes in a darky (no true Christian race mixes). I also run my own church called repent or burn in hell baptist ministry which is about repenting or burning in hell where i debunk the evils of rock music, Evolutionism, Scientism, Logicism, Reasonism, etc.

    My core beliefs are summed up in ten points

    1 The bible is the 100% inherent word of God with every verse being true.

    2 The reasons school shootings, hot sex and suicide occur is that we replaced the ten commandments with our own wisdom.

    3 Anyone who does not believe in God deserves to burn in hell for all of eternity.

    4 Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Blacks, Jews, Spaniards, Italians and Muslims are not welcome to heaven and they will burn in hell.

    5 Anyone who breaks the 10 commandments should be stoned.

    6 If your penis causes you to sin then cut it off and put it into a blender.

    7 Gay sex is a worse sin then murder all fags need to be stoned.

    8 If you do obey all of his commandments then you are going to hell.

    9 Anyone who listens to rock music is going to hell.

    10 God has a right to do what he wants to you if God wants to throw me in hell because he feels like it then his will be done and i deserve every bit of torment for it.

    As for the bible verse my favorite is this one.
    22 Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to curry their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord.23 Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for human masters,24 since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving. Colossians 3:22-24

    This one is going out to Negros who think that we should let them free even thou the bible fully supports slavery. You see Negros? obey your slave masters Jesus told you to obey so you obey.
    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 09-02-2016, 07:22 PM. Reason: reduced the spaces between paragraphs

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    Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

    Did you mean, "8 If you do -not- obey all of his commandments then you are going to hell"?

    Anyway, welcome to our friendly forum! I know the menfolk will want to know your favorite hunting rifle and so on, but I'm most curious about your homeschool experiences. Does your wife teach each and every subject, or does she cheat and outsource some? How well does she spoil you with her cooking and cleaning?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Did you mean, "8 If you do -not- obey all of his commandments then you are going to hell"?

      Anyway, welcome to our friendly forum! I know the menfolk will want to know your favorite hunting rifle and so on, but I'm most curious about your homeschool experiences. Does your wife teach each and every subject, or does she cheat and outsource some? How well does she spoil you with her cooking and cleaning?
      Well they are grown now but i taught at a private school which was basically an old barn with 11 kids how Evolution is evil and you should trust God, How 2+2=Jesus and how Moses is the founding father of all the Christian nations.




      Now how do i repent for trying to debate unsaved trash? i was only following Jesus and the word of God when he said racially mixed people are trash.

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        Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

        Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
        Now how do i repent for trying to debate unsaved trash? i was only following Jesus and the word of God when he said racially mixed people are trash.
        Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.
        Colossians 4:6

        We're not here to pummel anyone about the head and shoulders, dear. Let us encourage one another in the Good News that Jesus will drop-kick sinners and unbelievers straight into the fiery pits of Hell, and if one wishes to avoid that fate, they'd be wise to read and follow the Holy Word of God (John 3:18). Should you care to share your personal opinion, kindly back it up with the Holy Bible, Chapter and Verse, in which the LORD says it first. I would encourage you to read much, watch what True Christians™ say, and most importantly, pray.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man.
          Colossians 4:6

          We're not here to pummel anyone about the head and shoulders, dear. Let us encourage one another in the Good News that Jesus will drop-kick sinners and unbelievers straight into the fiery pits of Hell, and if one wishes to avoid that fate, they'd be wise to read and follow the Holy Word of God (John 3:18). Should you care to share your personal opinion, kindly back it up with the Holy Bible, Chapter and Verse, in which the LORD says it first. I would encourage you to read much, watch what True Christians™ say, and most importantly, pray.
          Thank you mary you have been a real inspiration to me.

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            Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

            Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
            Now how do i repent for trying to debate unsaved trash? i was only following Jesus and the word of God when he said racially mixed people are trash.
            We are not here to debate them, or anyone else for that matter. We are here to help them in their quest for Salvation.

            Mark 2:17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

            And please do bear in mind that we are not racists, dear, and bigoted views are unwelcome here.

            Tell us more, much more, about your church. Whereabouts is it located? I'm sure that one of our pastors would be interested to attend and to hear you preach.

            YiC
            JL-V
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

              However not as big of an inspiration as my lord and savior Jesus Christ.

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              • #8
                Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                We are not here to debate them, or anyone else for that matter. We are here to help them in their quest for Salvation.

                Mark 2:17 When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

                And please do bear in mind that we are not racists, dear, and bigoted views are unwelcome here.

                Tell us more, much more, about your church. Whereabouts is it located? I'm sure that one of our pastors would be interested to attend and to hear you preach.

                YiC
                JL-V
                I made no racist terms but ill try to limit it it might just be my southern baptist upbringing who knows i might be too old testament here since my father slapped me as a boy if i did not memorize it. Ill try to dig deeper in the NT as i move along and i will become more accepting however sinners still have to burn in hell.




                As for the church it is a little wooden shack on a old paved road called Robert Byrd street. My father had the church passed down generation to generation ever since the 1700's and all my family been buried there and now i preach today on the evils of rock music.

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                  Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                  Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
                  I made no racist terms but ill try to limit it it might just be my southern baptist upbringing who knows i might be too old testament here since my father slapped me as a boy if i did not memorize it. Ill try to dig deeper in the NT as i move along and i will become more accepting however sinners still have to burn in hell.
                  Hello Trueblue,

                  As far as I know you are safe quoting from the OT here, as Jesus seemed to be too. That would bring you to Genesis 24:3, where Abraham explains that God thinks the same about mixed marriages as you. Well, at least for his son Isaac.

                  Kind regards,

                  Roland
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                    Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                    Originally posted by Roland View Post
                    Hello Trueblue,

                    As far as I know you are safe quoting from the OT here, as Jesus seemed to be too. That would bring you to Genesis 24:3, where Abraham explains that God thinks the same about mixed marriages as you. Well, at least for his son Isaac.

                    Kind regards,

                    Roland
                    From what i remember as a wee lad Jesus is said to have created the world with God but i do not know what this boards view is (which it should be the view of God).

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                      Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                      Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
                      From what i remember as a wee lad Jesus is said to have created the world with God but i do not know what this boards view is (which it should be the view of God).
                      Hello Trueblue,

                      When you open your Bible, it is in the first verse: Genesis 1:1. Are you really a Christian?

                      Kind regards,

                      Roland
                      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                        Hello and to our Godly forum!

                        Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
                        From what i remember as a wee lad Jesus is said to have created the world with God but i do not know what this boards view is (which it should be the view of God).
                        Jesus is God, dear.

                        Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
                        I made no racist terms but ill try to limit it it might just be my southern baptist upbringing who knows i might be too old testament here since my father slapped me as a boy if i did not memorize it. Ill try to dig deeper in the NT as i move along and i will become more accepting however sinners still have to burn in hell.

                        Dear, both Old and New Testament are equally important! Why would your father insist on OT only? You're not some kind of a Jew, are you?!
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                          Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
                          From what i remember as a wee lad Jesus is said to have created the world with God but i do not know what this boards view is (which it should be the view of God).
                          Excuse me, but - quite apart from what Roland said (and he isn't even a Christian, he's a stupid spaghetti worshipper) - are you by any chance some sort of Scotchman?
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                            Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Hello and to our Godly forum!



                            Jesus is God, dear.


                            Dear, both Old and New Testament are equally important! Why would your father insist on OT only? You're not some kind of a Jew, are you?!
                            Not it is because i once said it was boring then he slapped be across the face and said no the bible is the word of God it is not boring so i had to spend an entire summer studying it. Also he hates fags and the old testament hates fags the most outside even the new testament (even thou it says fags will burn in hell).

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                              Re: My introduction and my story as a christian

                              Originally posted by Truebluechristian View Post
                              Not it is because i once said it was boring then he slapped be across the face and said no the bible is the word of God it is not boring so i had to spend an entire summer studying it. Also he hates fags and the old testament hates fags the most outside even the new testament (even thou it says fags will burn in hell).


                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.


                              Romans 1:18-32
                              (leaving only the most relevant verses for brevity):
                              18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
                              ...
                              26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
                              27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                              ...
                              29 Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
                              ...
                              32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

                              I'd say that both OT and NT hate homosexuals about the same.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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