Well, look what site I found.

[xMOCHA]

Well uh, hello. Im just some girl who literally has no clue if she would rather be religious or not. But anyways, im probably going to get yelled at for this, but im bisexual with a lovely girlfriend (Yes, I read the bible before, but I don't recall seeing where homosexuality results in you going to hell). I just got this account this morning, and I think i'll just scan through the forms for a while.

[Basilissa]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Well uh, hello. Im just some girl who literally has no clue if she would rather be religious or not. But anyways, im probably going to get yelled at for this, but im bisexual with a lovely girlfriend (Yes, I read the bible before, but I don't recall seeing where homosexuality results in you going to hell). I just got this account this morning, and I think i'll just scan through the forms for a while.

Homosexuality is a sin worthy of death:

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Romans 1:26-32
26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Verses 29-31 cut out for brevity but feel free to review the whole chapter to see that the following verse still applies to homosexuality)
32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


I hope that clarifies this issue.


Repent or burn in Hell, sinner!

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Hi and welcome.

[Des]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

What part of 'abomination' do you not understand, tuna breath? Too many syllables for you?

[xMOCHA]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Hi and welcome.

Atleast someone was kind enough so far to actually be welcoming.

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

I try to be. As you can see I'm not very popular on this site either. To tell you the truth it's kinda like a train wreck. You just can't turn away because you're waiting to see what these people will come out with next.


I tried to send you a PM but I couldn't figure out how.

[xMOCHA]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Agreed. I already saw some of the fourms and it's probably more than less an airplane crash.I don't know how to send PMs either.

[Des]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

I try to be. As you can see I'm not very popular on this site either. To tell you the truth it's kinda like a train wreck. You just can't turn away because you're waiting to see what these people will come out with next.


I tried to send you a PM but I couldn't figure out how.

PM her? Why in heaven would you want to PM her?!? Do you think this is some kind of deviant lezbo dating site? Are you wanting to meet up in some sleazy basement dungeon and don crotchless zentai suits and 69 each other for countless hours of depraved orgasm denial while some leather-clad dominant subjects you to electric shocks each time you come close to the edge?

Well let me tell you something, missy! We don't think that way here. Nothing of the sort would ever cross our minds, because we are right with the Lord! And your futile pursuit of the mythical female orgasm is a wild goose chase, because it does not exist.

My suggestion? Get down on your knees and PM Jesus, you trollop!

[Segoosuoia]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Airplane crash is pretty accurate. It's like every bad stereotype all rolled up together in a big ball and just dumped on this messageboard.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Well, look what site I found.

Agreed. I already saw some of the fourms and it's probably more than less an airplane crash.I don't know how to send PMs either.

You can't, dear. Unsaved trash are never to be trusted, and frankly, you're not even welcome. This is where God's favorite people come together for fellowship. You might consider actually reading this thread, conveniently posted at the top of this forum, every page, for more information: **"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

However, should you decide to lay down your rebellious arms against the Lord thy God and embrace Redemption instead, we'd love to get to know you!

[Segoosuoia]

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Lol, not hardly. I was thinking no such thing. You, however, should get your mind out of the gutter.

PM her? Why in heaven would you want to PM her?!? Do you think this is some kind of deviant lezbo dating site? Are you wanting to meet up in some sleazy basement dungeon and don crotchless zentai suits and 69 each other for countless hours of depraved orgasm denial while some leather-clad dominant subjects you to electric shocks each time you come close to the edge?

Well let me tell you something, missy! We don't think that way here. Nothing of the sort would ever cross our minds, because we are right with the Lord! And your futile pursuit of the mythical female orgasm is a wild goose chase, because it does not exist.

My suggestion? Get down on your knees and PM Jesus, you trollop!

[Des]

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Lol, not hardly. I was thinking no such thing. You, however, should get your mind out of the gutter.

My mind is on heaven, where there are no gutters.

[Segoosuoia]

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No, you have a very dirty and perverted mind. I try to be nice to a lady and you're going to say I'm trying to...err...seduce her? You guys always take something perfectly innocent and pervert it.

[xMOCHA]

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My mind is on heaven, where there are no gutters.

You're the one who thought we were going to hook up and probably do the nasty. Preeety sure it's in the gutter, dear.

[xMOCHA]

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This may seem sudden, but I thought god wanted us to spread love and not hate. Guess everyone thought differently on this site.