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  • Segoosuoia
    Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
    • Dec 2015
    • 80

    #61
    Re: Well, look what site I found.

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    And just who the heck are you, and what, exactly, are you implying?


    I am sorry. I was wrong for making vile assumptions about a man of God, and I deserve to get attacked by a bear as those kids did for making fun of Elishah's bald head.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #62
      Re: Well, look what site I found.

      Thank you friend, I accept your apology, and I'm pleased to know you are reading the Bible and taking its beautiful lessons to heart.
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      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #63
        Re: Well, look what site I found.

        Originally posted by Segoosuoia View Post
        I am sorry. I was wrong for making vile assumptions about a man of God, and I deserve to get attacked by a bear as those kids did for making fun of Elishah's bald head.
        Well said, young lady.

        Those no good kids really did get their's when Jesus set those bears on them

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Segoosuoia
          Unsaved trash, admitted retarded
          • Dec 2015
          • 80

          #64
          Re: Well, look what site I found.

          And that is what happens when you make fun of God's anointed one.

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          • unsavedtrash113
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2016
            • 2

            #65
            Re: Well, look what site I found.

            Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12975

              #66
              Re: Well, look what site I found.

              Originally posted by unsavedtrash113 View Post
              Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.
              Why are you so mean to this poor person? Do you really want her to burn in Hell forever and ever?
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11421

                #67
                Re: Well, look what site I found.

                Originally posted by unsavedtrash113 View Post
                Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.
                This is a confusing post, for the most part. Except for the occasional demon, and on the most special occasions, Our Lord and Savior, everybody who comes to this forum already knows that they are living human beings. It's weird of you to make mention of it that way.


                And whatever way do we treat our visitors as anything other than "living human beings"? We don't used wet-vacs on them as if they were liquid spills on the linoleum floors at Walmart. We don't deploy air filters as though they were poisonous gases. And we don't wear radiation suits as though our guests were emitting strange energy readings.


                We treat everybody here as a human person who can benefit from knowing the Bible. Those who demonstrate to us that they have fathomed its most potent Truth™ can look forward to joining us in the paradise that awaits True Christians™. Those who whose eyes are blind and whose ears are deaf can flail around in a hell of their own making if they so choose. Never mind the classic hell that the Bible describes as a lake of fire, ignorance of the Truth™ is a type of misery that we try to alleviate through our work here at Landover Baptist. . . Which is why you shouldn't be telling people to get off this forum.


                Welcomingly Yours,
                Handmaiden
                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • Dr Laurence Niles
                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                   
                  • Jan 2012
                  • 9063

                  #68
                  Re: Well, look what site I found.

                  Originally posted by unsavedtrash113 View Post
                  Probably not the site for you! You are a living human being, made up of all the same physical elements as everybody on this forum. You deserve to be treated as such. Get off this forum, far away from these types of people.
                  What a terrible thing to say.

                  You are obviously not a believer if you don't think every day about people who have not heard the Good News (particularly our youth) writhing naked in the fires of Hell.

                  Because when God Mockers come to our humble part of the Information Super Highway and ride rough shod over our most cherished beliefs that's exactly what happens

                  Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                  Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
                  Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
                  Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
                  Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
                  Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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