[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: meme

Why are you saying that all Black people are ugly? Perhaps you think that their flat noses and thick lips make them look like apes?

In your part of the world, it may be entirely acceptable to make such comparisons, but let me, in my position as Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance, tell you that this is Landover Baptist Church and we will not stand for

SLOVENIAN -STYLE RACISM!

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Re: meme

What? I didn't said anything racist!

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Re: meme

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: meme

Now you're saying Chinamen are retarded? That's not only racist against Chinamen, it's patently wrong. Everyone knows Chinamen are the best at fixing computers and smartphones (and call me old fashioned, but nobody gets a stain out of cashmere like Wo-Tan-Fu's Cleaners). Maybe it's their tiny little fingers that can get in and around those mini-components. Maybe the way they see is superior in small places (I tried squinting so see if it was true but it didn't make any difference for me, then again, I'm not computer literate so I wouldn't know). In any case, we here at Landover Baptist like to show kindness to all the races, as the LORD just may include some of them in Heaven for reasons that will be apparent later (1 Corinthians 13:12).

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

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[Basilissa]

Re: meme

And now you are laughing at old people. That's ageism, and just like any other form of discrimination it is not welcome here!

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Re: meme

How the hell am I now racist?!?!?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: meme

Demons

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: meme

How the hell am I now racist?!?!?

Because when one pushes Christ out of his life, one loses all moral perspective. Taunting and bullying the lesser races is just one of many of the crimes against humanity atheists do on a daily basis.

[Basilissa]

Re: meme

How the hell am I now racist?!?!?

I don't know if you are just now a racist, or maybe you were racist all along. It's a philosophical question beyond my concern. The point is that you are acting racist here and now.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: meme

How the hell am I now racist?!?!?

So you have always been racist?

Racism will not be tolerated on a Christian site

Even the nigra can get to Heaven with Jesus. Maybe you need to put aside your anger. Every True Christian™ makes a special effort to treat all races as if they were equal: you should, too.

YIC

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Re: meme

WHAT THE....?

[Dude123 [Slovenian and slow]]

Can I get a reward for being an idiot? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Title says all.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello

Hello sinner,

It is quite unnecessary to start a new thread each and every time you haven't got anything worthwile to say. As a special charitable gesture I combined all these threads for your benefit. Are you circumcised perhaps?

Titus 1:10
For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:

Such a fascinating place, your country of Syldavia. It has produced one of the most outstanding specimens of lesser sex beauty on Earth, our First Lady. On the other hand, why do you keep your life so complicated with the productive dual number in your grammar? I presume Mrs. Trump has abandoned it for the good ol' American plural!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Can I get a reward for being an idiot? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Title says all.

Young woman you are incoherent.

Please stick to the topic is praising Jesus. That is why we are all here.

Ask yourself this, you have come unbidden to God’s Favourite Forum for a reason. You may not know it but Jesus may be coming inside you as we speak.

If you have no friends why not embrace Jesus? We are all here to support you in this difficult spiritual time.