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  • Kev O'Conner
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2018
    • 4
    #1

    Greetings.

    I'm Kev, an easygoing Catholic man.

    I go to the St. Peter In Chains church in Inverkeithing, Scotland.

    My favourite bible verse is "If you show favoritism, you sin and are convicted by the law as lawbreakers” (James 2:9)


    I found Jesus at a young age, my parents were Catholic and I, in turn, am one too.


    I hope to have many friendly conversations with my fellow Catholics here, it sure seems nice so far.
    "If you show favoritism, you sin and are convicted by the law as lawbreakers” - James 2:9
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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12986
      #2
      Re: Greetings.

      Hi, honey, and to our friendly forum!

      We are Baptists here, which means we use King James version of the Bible:

      James 2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.

      You should be happy to know that we have an entire forum dedicated to the pagan Catholic superstitions.

      I will pray that you repent for your sins and accept Jesus into your heart.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Kev O'Conner
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2018
          • 4
          #3
          Re: Greetings.

          Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
          Hi, honey, and to our friendly forum!

          We are Baptists here, which means we use King James version of the Bible:

          James 2:9 But if ye have respect to persons, ye commit sin, and are convinced of the law as transgressors.

          You should be happy to know that we have an entire forum dedicated to the pagan Catholic superstitions.

          I will pray that you repent for your sins and accept Jesus into your heart.
          I'm so sorry! - I will repent!
          "If you show favoritism, you sin and are convicted by the law as lawbreakers” - James 2:9

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775
              #4
              Re: Greetings.

              Hello Mr. Scot-Mick mixed breed hillbilly redneck of Europe, and welcome to our friendly forums! Like Jesus, we have open hearts to those who are willing to repent, recognize and apologize for their disgusting, repulsive, offensive existence, beg for mercy, and promise fealty to the LORD forever! Don't hold back your confession, dear. It's good for the soul!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453
                  #5
                  Re: Greetings.

                  Welcome Mr. O'Connor.
                  Being irish, I fully accept your short comings. God made man in differing grades so that His Favorites would have people to serve them while they awaited His Golden Chariot to Heaven. He gave us chinks, slopes, wetbacks, dagos, dots, nigras and micks (I am sure I missed many, but at the end of the day, does it really matter?)

                  You may want to read what our own Pastor Billy Reuben produced: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=114
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22889
                      #6
                      Re: Greetings.

                      Originally posted by Kev O'Conner View Post
                      I go to the St. Peter In Chains church in Inverkeithing, Scotland.
                      President Trump owns a lot of Scotland - he's got a golf course there - do you know him?
                      Originally posted by Kev O'Conner View Post
                      I found Jesus at a young age, my parents were Catholic and I, in turn, am one too.
                      Not much of a reason, is it? Just because they are idol worshipers, munch death cookies, and trade in relics, doesn't mean that you have to do that too, does it?

                      My parents were Baptists, and their parents were too, but I made my own decision based on sound theological reasoning when I was 8 that I too would become a Baptist.

                      God gave us freewill! Use it!
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • DolliMoans
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2017
                          • 451
                          #7
                          Re: Greetings.

                          Originally posted by Kev O'Conner View Post
                          I'm Kev, an easygoing Catholic man.

                          I go to the St. Peter In Chains church in Inverkeithing, Scotland.

                          My favourite bible verse is "If you show favoritism, you sin and are convicted by the law as lawbreakers” (James 2:9)


                          I found Jesus at a young age, my parents were Catholic and I, in turn, am one too.


                          I hope to have many friendly conversations with my fellow Catholics here, it sure seems nice so far.


                          Hello Kev! I want to tell you that your easygoing Catholic lifestyle is really a deathstyle of pedophila and sick perversion. You will only find normal, Jesus-lovers here! Therefore I am PRAYING you will find Jesus for real and revoke your backwards upbringing immediately! Can't wait to have many friendly conversations once you repent and estrange from your heathen parents who corrupted you! -Dolli

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050
                              #8
                              Re: Greetings.

                              Did you know we Irish were slaves once? It's true, yet you don't see us crying and moaning about it!
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