greetings

[Cherry Pie]

i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.

[Thomas Taylor]

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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.

G'day Mr. Pie,


What is it like living on an abandoned oil rig in the North Sea?


YIC
TT

[Phil Ander]

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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.

Did you do this for some bet, or some dare? If you are apathetic to religion and come from New Zealand I am sure that there are sites where you would be more welcomed. Perhaps googling "sheepshagging" may lead you to more mind liked individuals from your part of the world.


Phil

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.

It is a well-known fact that people who do not have the strength of will to use capital letters lack all self-confidence.

This is confirmed by your words "directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic " I think that what you meant to say was:


"directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm pathetic.


Having any religion, really is not good enough. You need fully-rigged, ocean-going Christianity. Once you have learned the Bible by heart and can quote any verse, you will find that your confidence increases as your opinions are supported by God Himself.


Solution: Get yourself straight with Jesus.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.

Welcome friend! It’s always great to hear from people on fire with the Lord’s love!

I’ve never been to Austria but I’ve heard it was a beautiful place (along with some more unpleasant things during the war).

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your struggle against the evil that is Satan?

YIC

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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20 bucks this Cherry guy won't be back.

[Cherry Pie]

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G'day Mr. Pie,


What is it like living on an abandoned oil rig in the North Sea?


YIC
TT

You must be mistaking New Zealand for the "country" known as Sealand. Unlike Sealand, New Zealand is a fully recognised country located south-east of Australia (The continent in the south pacific). New Zealand is mostly known for being the set of the "Lord of the Rings" film trilogy, and later "The Hobbit" prequel trilogy.

Did you do this for some bet, or some dare? If you are apathetic to religion and come from New Zealand I am sure that there are sites where you would be more welcomed. Perhaps googling "sheepshagging" may lead you to more mind liked individuals from your part of the world.


Phil

That is a common misconception that we have sex with sheep. It likely originated from the fact that the South Island was originally a colony that harboured a high Welsh population, also targets of this stereotype.

It is a well-known fact that people who do not have the strength of will to use capital letters lack all self-confidence.

This is confirmed by your words "directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic " I think that what you meant to say was:


"directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm pathetic.


Having any religion, really is not good enough. You need fully-rigged, ocean-going Christianity. Once you have learned the Bible by heart and can quote any verse, you will find that your confidence increases as your opinions are supported by God Himself.


Solution: Get yourself straight with Jesus.

If it's a "well known fact," as you put it, how come that there are no documented records shown from a quick search? Now, regarding your inference that I'm a religious man, however you came to that assertion through my explaination, I'm actually irreligious.

Apathy, as defined by google, is a lack of enthusiasm, interest, or concern. That is what I meant when stating that I was apathetic to religion.

Also, nobody likes a Grammar Nazi.

Welcome friend! It’s always great to hear from people on fire with the Lord’s love!

I’ve never been to Austria but I’ve heard it was a beautiful place (along with some more unpleasant things during the war).

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible(KJV1611) verse and when did you start your struggle against the evil that is Satan?

YIC

Austria is a Central European nation mostly existing in the Alps. It was the head of the Austro-Hungarian Empire (also known as Austria-Hungary) and existed up until 1918. After the Treaty of Trianon in 1920, Austria was a single state inhabited mostly by Germans, until Adolf Hitler "anchlussed" or united with Austria in 1938. After the Second World War, Austria was liberated (even by the Soviets, which just goes to show how little anyone cared for it) and is now just a footnote in world history.


New Zealand on the other hand is a series of islands in the South-West Pacific with the Southern Alps (I can see the confusion, yes) running through the South Island of the two main islands, the other being called the North Island. (Wow, much imagination. Very OwO.)


As implied above, I do not dabble in any religion, and to me the idea of Satan is just as unlikely as the idea of other beings.

20 bucks this Cherry guy won't be back.

I'll take the $20 now, thank you.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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I'll take the $20 now, thank you.

Though you've given us the dubious pleasure of returning, I don't recall making the bet with you. No taking Jesus' money, joo!

[Thomas Taylor]

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You must be mistaking New Zealand for the "country" known as Sealand. Unlike Sealand, New Zealand is a fully recognised country located south-east of Australia (The continent in the south pacific). New Zealand is mostly known for being the set of the "Lord of the Rings" film trilogy, and later "The Hobbit" prequel trilogy.

Dear Mrs. Cherry,


Thank you for pointing out that you come from Maui. That's actually in Hawaii, which is part of the USA. Please forgive my ignorance.


With regards to this Hobbit thing, it would appear you have a predilection for midgets. What is your fascination with them? I, myself, have never seen these motion pictures of which you speak and thus am really to make comment. But, remember, God tells us that idols are a bad thing:


Ezekiel 6:13

Then shall ye know that I am the LORD, when their slain men shall be among their idols round about their altars, upon every high hill, in all the tops of the mountains, and under every green tree, and under every thick oak, the place where they did offer sweet savour to all their idols

You really don't want to become part of Satan's Midget Spitroast Party, do you?


What I would suggest is that you give yourself, body and soul, to Our Lord Jesus Christ. Let Him enter you and allow you to feel His conditional love.


I will pray you stop molesting midgets.


YIC
TT

[Faith_Machine]

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I can't say I've ever met a man named "Cherry Pie" before. I assume you're into some really weird sexual things.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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No doubt its some fancy stage name for turning tricks at queer bars.

[Basilissa]

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long rant

A feisty little missy, aren't you, sweetie?

[Didymus Much]

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i'm a 35 year old white male living in auckland, new zealand directed to this forum by some of my mates because i'm apathetic to religion.

Your mates are idiots, or you're lying, or both.


Now that the formalities are out of the way, welcome to Landover. Why haven't you read the Bible yet?

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Also, nobody likes a Grammar Nazi.

You are talking for yourself. I love grammar Nazis*.


They are the only Nazis I love, by the way, those catholics are burning in Hell**.




*It is a well known fact that is only a figure of speech. No jews were hurt while making this post


**Unless they have repented before dying. In that case, they are enjoying Heaven. While jews that died in the gas chamber are suffering in Hell. I did not make the rules, please don't kill the messenger.

[Cherry Pie]

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Though you've given us the dubious pleasure of returning, I don't recall making the bet with you. No taking Jesus' money, joo!

As stated before, I am not Jewish, Muslim, Catholic, Hindu etc. I have no religion.

Dear Mrs. Cherry,


Thank you for pointing out that you come from Maui. That's actually in Hawaii, which is part of the USA. Please forgive my ignorance.


With regards to this Hobbit thing, it would appear you have a predilection for midgets. What is your fascination with them? I, myself, have never seen these motion pictures of which you speak and thus am really to make comment. But, remember, God tells us that idols are a bad thing:

New Zealand, as stated before, is it's own independent nation. While Hawaii and New Zealand are both originally British, and the native populace are of the same ethnicity (Polynesian), New Zealand stayed a Dominion of the UK before being released in full in 1947, along with Australia, Canada, and India/Pakistan.

I can't say I've ever met a man named "Cherry Pie" before. I assume you're into some really weird sexual things.

Why would I give you my real name? I created a pseudonym based on what I was eating at the time.

Your mates are idiots, or you're lying, or both.


Now that the formalities are out of the way, welcome to Landover. Why haven't you read the Bible yet?

Probably the former. Although there's no need for a Black-And-White Fallacy, now, is there?


Also, I have read the Bible. I came to the conclusion that I didn't agree with quite a few of it's teachings, and if one part of the supposed "Holy Word" is false, there's no reason for me to trust any of it.

You are talking for yourself. I love grammar Nazis*.


They are the only Nazis I love, by the way, those catholics are burning in Hell**.




*It is a well known fact that is only a figure of speech. No jews were hurt while making this post


**Unless they have repented before dying. In that case, they are enjoying Heaven. While jews that died in the gas chamber are suffering in Hell. I did not make the rules, please don't kill the messenger.

You diseased human being.