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  • alisondmurray
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    • Apr 2018
    • 1
    #1

    Hello everyone. I'm Alisondmurray

    I'm a newbie


    It's nice to meet all,
    hopefully I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God,


    Thank all!
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    • Cherry Pie
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      • Apr 2018
      • 9
      #2
      Re: Hello everyone. I'm Alisondmurray

      I wouldn't recommend this forum.

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        • Romeo Rovagnati
          Jesuit Insurgency Operative
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2016
          • 695
          #3
          Re: Hello everyone. I'm Alisondmurray

          Originally posted by Cherry Pie View Post
          I wouldn't recommend this forum.
          I agree. You should go to a Catholic Forum, since they are about the true religion.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22884
              #4
              Re: Hello everyone. I'm Alisondmurray

              Originally posted by alisondmurray View Post
              I'm a newbie


              It's nice to meet all,
              hopefully I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God,
              And I hope the same thing for you, too.

              For a woman, God has made life easy: if you want to know anything, simply ask your husband:


              1Co:14:34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
              1Co:14:35: And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.




              PS, is your name
              Alisond Murray
              Alison d'Murray or
              Alison D Murray


              We are having difficulty finding you on the database we bought from Facebook.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12975
                  #5
                  Re: Hello everyone. I'm Alisondmurray

                  Originally posted by alisondmurray View Post
                  I'm a newbie


                  It's nice to meet all,
                  hopefully I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God,


                  Thank all!
                  Hello and to our friendly forum, Alison!

                  Please do tell us, what is your favorite Bible verse? Which church do you got to? How did you find Jesus? Are you married? How many children do you have?
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775
                      #6
                      Re: Hello everyone. I'm Alisondmurray

                      Originally posted by alisondmurray View Post
                      I'm a newbie


                      It's nice to meet all,
                      hopefully I can get closer to Jesus Christ and God,


                      Thank all!
                      I pray you do, too!


                      Welcome to our forums!
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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