[Vengeance Puriel]

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Vengeance Puriel,

Did you get up on the wrong side of bed again? Is this the reason that you are needlessly lashing out at the Brother D.?

As it has been shown in this thread alone, the woman is having a difficult time with not taking her rightful place in Christianity. Therefore, I, as a Christian superior man, needs to continually remind them with the passage in question to heed our Jesus' word and to remain SILENT as they are submissive to all Christian men!

My godly ministries are NOT a sham! Who would step up in the manner that I am doing to spread the Gospel to the transients that ride the "Grey Dog," to the harlots in the brothels in Nevada, and for the nonbelievers at Nudest Camps? Huh? Do you see any other Christian performing this act? NO YOU DO NOT! I should be commended!

Give me credit, I have been married 8 times, and I left them in the name of Jesus because they could not keep up with the notion of being "fruitful and multiplying in his name!"



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas



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That's because no true Christian will its against God's teaching, and furthermore so is divorce so you've divorced 8 times married 8 times that's also against God, one man one wife one marriage that's biblical not whatever you're doing that's not Christian like that's a Heretic.

AGAIN IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I REBUKE YOU!

[James Hutchins]

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That's because no true Christian will its against God's teaching, and furthermore so is divorce so you've divorced 8 times married 8 times that's also against God, one man one wife one marriage that's biblical not whatever you're doing that's not Christian like that's a Heretic.

AGAIN IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I REBUKE YOU!

No True Christian(tm) ever gets divorced, it goes against Gods Will(r). Women have a purpose, like a dog or a mule. A woman's job is to produce babies (if she is a decent woman, male babies) and nurture them until the child understand and commit to Jesus. A dog is for retrieving game and a mule for pulling a load. Who in their right mind disposes of a gun dog before it is lame, a stout mule or a female bearing children?
I've never been divorced. I'd never, ever do it. The shame alone would be more than I could bear. Imagine spending eternity in Heaven (like a divorced man would be admitted, right?) with all the snickering about how 'he was unable to retain a woman'.

[Vengeance Puriel]

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No True Christian™ ever gets divorced, it goes against Gods Will®. Women have a purpose, like a dog or a mule. A woman's job is to produce babies (if she is a decent woman, male babies) and nurture them until the child understand and commit to Jesus. A dog is for retrieving game and a mule for pulling a load. Who in their right mind disposes of a gun dog before it is lame, a stout mule or a female bearing children?
I've never been divorced. I'd never, ever do it. The shame alone would be more than I could bear. Imagine spending eternity in Heaven (like a divorced man would be admitted, right?) with all the snickering about how 'he was unable to retain a woman'.

is a heretic plain and simple.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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From what I've heard, the local TrueValue hardware store near by Brother Thomas has been experiencing a large scale theft of spray paint and small paper bags.


I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF. He was frothing (you know he gets, flipping that pocket switch Cross open and closed, holster unsnapped) to act and send the boys out to 'make his mind right'. Honestly, if Pastor Ezekiel's Escalade had not been blocking the security HumVees with how he parked it as it was, I have little doubt if the 'God Squad' was not gong to go out and do some cleaning.


I see a storm brewing....

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James Hutchins,


You obviously are not aware of what 30 or more prostitutes can do, especially when it is their “time of the month,” in protecting their beloved Brother D.!!! There is not a God Squad on planet earth that can overtake their resolve in my protection! This is barring the thankful friends that I made at my Greyhound Bus Depot and Nudest Camp Ministries!

For Landover’s sake, I will try and hold these harlots away from Landover's God Squad if they approach my Salvation Bus when returning to Nevada! Of which, these lovely courtesans will be waiting in revenge!




Subsequent to contacting my courtesan friends at the Shady Lady Ranch, near Beatty, Nevada, about your God Squad inflicting possible damage to the Brother D, they sent this picture that Bambi took where "Lickable Chocolate," "Sassy Bum," and "Tricksy" are laughing their cute asses off as if your harmful notion to me was ever going to happen with them being around!



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Basilissa]

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From what I've heard, the local TrueValue hardware store near by Brother Thomas has been experiencing a large scale theft of spray paint and small paper bags.

I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF. He was frothing (you know he gets, flipping that pocket switch Cross open and closed, holster unsnapped) to act and send the boys out to 'make his mind right'. Honestly, if Pastor Ezekiel's Escalade had not been blocking the security HumVees with how he parked it as it was, I have little doubt if the 'God Squad' was not gong to go out and do some cleaning.

I see a storm brewing....

Well, what can I say, Brother. God's enemies get what they deserve.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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That's because no true Christian will its against God's teaching, and furthermore so is divorce so you've divorced 8 times married 8 times that's also against God, one man one wife one marriage that's biblical not whatever you're doing that's not Christian like that's a Heretic.

AGAIN IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I REBUKE YOU!

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Vengeance Puriel,

For the sake of Christ, CALM DOWN and quit getting your bible pages all wrinkled up!


In my "plethora" of divorces, I followed the passage below:

"And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.” (Matthew 19:9)

Since my wives were all caught with local pastors in sexual immortality, it was okay with Jesus to divorce them! Besides, I am sure that you understand that all Christians are under Jesus’ handy “Forgiveness Doctrine,” remember? Therefore, just to be sure, all we have to do is confess our sins and Jesus will take them away! It’s a great “hook” to make others a member of our faith, as I am sure you will agree.

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." (1 John 1:9)



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Brother Gonzalez]

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The Commie keeps avoiding my posts. Why could that be?

[Basilissa]

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The Commie keeps avoiding my posts. Why could that be?

He's a racist commie who doesn't know the difference between KJV and ESV, nor between "immorality" and "immortality." And is too dumb to learn how to quote properly.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF .....

Oh my goodness! Thank you, Brother, for sharing that with us. It's so reassuring to know that Brother Bobby-Joe is on the case. My boys are still talking about that demonstration he gave at last year's summer camp - thank goodness they have stopped re-enacting it!

[Vengeance Puriel]

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Vengeance Puriel,

For the sake of Christ, CALM DOWN and quit getting your bible pages all wrinkled up!


In my "plethora" of divorces, I followed the passage below:

"And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.” (Matthew 19:9)

Since my wives were all caught with local pastors in sexual immortality, it was okay with Jesus to divorce them! Besides, I am sure that you understand that all Christians are under Jesus’ handy “Forgiveness Doctrine,” remember? Therefore, just to be sure, all we have to do is confess our sins and Jesus will take them away! It’s a great “hook” to make others a member of our faith, as I am sure you will agree.

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." (1 John 1:9)



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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Why are you still talking heretic? You actually want us to believe the ladies will protect you from gods wrath? If that's the case you just admitted to being a heratic commie Sinner.

[James Hutchins]

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James Hutchins,


You obviously are not aware of what 30 or more prostitutes can do, especially when it is their “time of the month,” in protecting their beloved Brother D.!!! There is not a God Squad on planet earth that can overtake their resolve in my protection! This is barring the thankful friends that I made at my Greyhound Bus Depot and Nudest Camp Ministries!

For Landover’s sake, I will try and hold these harlots away from Landover's God Squad if they approach my Salvation Bus when returning to Nevada! Of which, these lovely courtesans will be waiting in revenge!




Subsequent to contacting my courtesan friends at the Shady Lady Ranch, near Beatty, Nevada, about your God Squad inflicting possible damage to the Brother D, they sent this picture that Bambi took where "Lickable Chocolate," "Sassy Bum," and "Tricksy" are laughing their cute asses off as if your harmful notion to me was ever going to happen with them being around!



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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All whores should be put to death. Plain and simple. I suppose my common sense, plain spoken America is not sinking in.
1 John 2:4

4 He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.


Ezekiel 23
23 The word of the Lord came again unto me, saying,
2 Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother:
3 And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
4 And the names of them were Aholah the elder, and Aholibah her sister: and they were mine, and they bare sons and daughters. Thus were their names; Samaria is Aholah, and Jerusalem Aholibah.
5 And Aholah played the harlot when she was mine; and she doted on her lovers, on the Assyrians her neighbours,
6 Which were clothed with blue, captains and rulers, all of them desirable young men, horsemen riding upon horses.
7 Thus she committed her whoredoms with them, with all them that were the chosen men of Assyria, and with all on whom she doted: with all their idols she defiled herself.
8 Neither left she her whoredoms brought from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her.
9 Wherefore I have delivered her into the hand of her lovers, into the hand of the Assyrians, upon whom she doted.
10 These discovered her nakedness: they took her sons and her daughters, and slew her with the sword: and she became famous among women; for they had executed judgment upon her.
11 And when her sister Aholibah saw this, she was more corrupt in her inordinate love than she, and in her whoredoms more than her sister in her whoredoms.
12 She doted upon the Assyrians her neighbours, captains and rulers clothed most gorgeously, horsemen riding upon horses, all of them desirable young men.
13 Then I saw that she was defiled, that they took both one way,
14 And that she increased her whoredoms: for when she saw men pourtrayed upon the wall, the images of the Chaldeans pourtrayed with vermilion,
15 Girded with girdles upon their loins, exceeding in dyed attire upon their heads, all of them princes to look to, after the manner of the Babylonians of Chaldea, the land of their nativity:
16 And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea.
17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them.
18 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.
19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
21 Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
22 Therefore, O Aholibah, thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will raise up thy lovers against thee, from whom thy mind is alienated, and I will bring them against thee on every side;
23 The Babylonians, and all the Chaldeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them: all of them desirable young men, captains and rulers, great lords and renowned, all of them riding upon horses.
24 And they shall come against thee with chariots, wagons, and wheels, and with an assembly of people, which shall set against thee buckler and shield and helmet round about: and I will set judgment before them, and they shall judge thee according to their judgments.
25 And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword: they shall take thy sons and thy daughters; and thy residue shall be devoured by the fire.
26 They shall also strip thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy fair jewels.
27 Thus will I make thy lewdness to cease from thee, and thy whoredom brought from the land of Egypt: so that thou shalt not lift up thine eyes unto them, nor remember Egypt any more.
28 For thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will deliver thee into the hand of them whom thou hatest, into the hand of them from whom thy mind is alienated:
29 And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
30 I will do these things unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, and because thou art polluted with their idols.
31 Thou hast walked in the way of thy sister; therefore will I give her cup into thine hand.
32 Thus saith the Lord God; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.
33 Thou shalt be filled with drunkenness and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation, with the cup of thy sister Samaria.
34 Thou shalt even drink it and suck it out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken it, saith the Lord God.
35 Therefore thus saith the Lord God; Because thou hast forgotten me, and cast me behind thy back, therefore bear thou also thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
36 The Lord said moreover unto me; Son of man, wilt thou judge Aholah and Aholibah? yea, declare unto them their abominations;
37 That they have committed adultery, and blood is in their hands, and with their idols have they committed adultery, and have also caused their sons, whom they bare unto me, to pass for them through the fire, to devour them.
38 Moreover this they have done unto me: they have defiled my sanctuary in the same day, and have profaned my sabbaths.
39 For when they had slain their children to their idols, then they came the same day into my sanctuary to profane it; and, lo, thus have they done in the midst of mine house.
40 And furthermore, that ye have sent for men to come from far, unto whom a messenger was sent; and, lo, they came: for whom thou didst wash thyself, paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst thyself with ornaments,
41 And satest upon a stately bed, and a table prepared before it, whereupon thou hast set mine incense and mine oil.
42 And a voice of a multitude being at ease was with her: and with the men of the common sort were brought Sabeans from the wilderness, which put bracelets upon their hands, and beautiful crowns upon their heads.
43 Then said I unto her that was old in adulteries, Will they now commit whoredoms with her, and she with them?
44 Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.
45 And the righteous men, they shall judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women that shed blood; because they are adulteresses, and blood is in their hands.
46 For thus saith the Lord God; I will bring up a company upon them, and will give them to be removed and spoiled.
47 And the company shall stone them with stones, and dispatch them with their swords; they shall slay their sons and their daughters, and burn up their houses with fire.
48 Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness.
49 And they shall recompense your lewdness upon you, and ye shall bear the sins of your idols: and ye shall know that I am the Lord God.


Matthew 7:17-27
17 Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.
18 A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.
19 Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.
20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
25 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
27 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

[Red Army]

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My beloved True Christians,

I see with a smile the resistance you have to share your women.


This is explained by Karl Marx in the following paragraph of the Communist Manifesto:


“The bourgeois sees in his wife a mere instrument of production. He hears that the instruments of production are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to no other conclusion than that the lot of being common to all will likewise fall to the women. He has not even a suspicion that the real point is to do away with the status of women as mere instruments of production. For the rest, nothing is more ridiculous than the virtuous indignation of our bourgeois at the community of women which, they pretend, is to be openly and officially established by the Communists. The Communists have no need to introduce the community of women; it has existed almost from time immemorial. Our bourgeois, not content with having the wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other's wives. Bourgeois marriage is in reality a system of wives in common and thus, at the most, what the Communists might possibly be reproached with, is that they desire to introduce, in substitution for a hypocritically concealed, an openly legalised community of women. For the rest, it is self-evident that the abolition of the present system of production must bring with it the abolition of the community of women springing from that system, i.e., of prostitution both public and private.”



Your women are right now a "community" and you share them. Sleeping with your neighbor's wife is your favorite sport. Brother Thomas is right, in saying that if one men has authority over one woman, he has authority over all women!
But you yet defend the property of your women as if they were mere objects, instruments of production of "Soldiers of Christ". And you know, those soldiers from time to time are darker than they should be, or have brown eyes instead of the family's blue eyes. That is the community of women. Why do not abolish the "private property" of women and start to share our love, regardless of the resultant property?


What Brother Thomas is suggesting, and I agree wholeheartedly, isto abolish the family, which also comes with abolishing inheritance by testament (as you will not have any family, all your property after you die belong to the people, or the state that acts in the name of the people's interests, or the Party, or the leader of the Party -small details not to be worried about)


Can you imagine if we were all a big, big family? If you were raised by a community, and you don't know who your father is? A place where you call "uncle" the 17 guys that were with your mother by the time she got pregnant? That will end all wars and all need for property (except of course the property needed by the State, or their representants, in order to defend this paradise from the evil claws of capitalism- small detail not to be worried about)


Thank you Brother Thomas! I have tears in my eyes knowing that someone will pass the torch of revolution to the next generations!

[James Hutchins]

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My beloved True Christians,

I see with a smile the resistance you have to share your women.


This is explained by Karl Marx in the following paragraph of the Communist Manifesto:


“The bourgeois sees in his wife a mere instrument of production. He hears that the instruments of production are to be exploited in common, and, naturally, can come to no other conclusion than that the lot of being common to all will likewise fall to the women. He has not even a suspicion that the real point is to do away with the status of women as mere instruments of production. For the rest, nothing is more ridiculous than the virtuous indignation of our bourgeois at the community of women which, they pretend, is to be openly and officially established by the Communists. The Communists have no need to introduce the community of women; it has existed almost from time immemorial. Our bourgeois, not content with having the wives and daughters of their proletarians at their disposal, not to speak of common prostitutes, take the greatest pleasure in seducing each other's wives. Bourgeois marriage is in reality a system of wives in common and thus, at the most, what the Communists might possibly be reproached with, is that they desire to introduce, in substitution for a hypocritically concealed, an openly legalised community of women. For the rest, it is self-evident that the abolition of the present system of production must bring with it the abolition of the community of women springing from that system, i.e., of prostitution both public and private.”



Your women are right now a "community" and you share them. Sleeping with your neighbor's wife is your favorite sport. Brother Thomas is right, in saying that if one men has authority over one woman, he has authority over all women!
But you yet defend the property of your women as if they were mere objects, instruments of production of "Soldiers of Christ". And you know, those soldiers from time to time are darker than they should be, or have brown eyes instead of the family's blue eyes. That is the community of women. Why do not abolish the "private property" of women and start to share our love, regardless of the resultant property?


What Brother Thomas is suggesting, and I agree wholeheartedly, isto abolish the family, which also comes with abolishing inheritance by testament (as you will not have any family, all your property after you die belong to the people, or the state that acts in the name of the people's interests, or the Party, or the leader of the Party -small details not to be worried about)


Can you imagine if we were all a big, big family? If you were raised by a community, and you don't know who your father is? A place where you call "uncle" the 17 guys that were with your mother by the time she got pregnant? That will end all wars and all need for property (except of course the property needed by the State, or their representants, in order to defend this paradise from the evil claws of capitalism- small detail not to be worried about)


Thank you Brother Thomas! I have tears in my eyes knowing that someone will pass the torch of revolution to the next generations!

Kraszy Kommies.
People like you live off of the sweat of the populace so you can live in gilded castles. You spout all sorts of rhetoric to baffle and boggle the less educated into blindly following you. Well, that is not going to happen to we True Christians(tm), not today, not on my watch! I have God and Pastor Ezekiel watching my six!

[MitzaLizalor]

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[Marxist drivel]

Engels and Marx were comparing the actuality of supposed exploitation of the proletariat in matters of the libido with the need for seduction of wives among the bourgeois. If the wives were in fact common property, as you seem to be suggesting, there would be no need for seduction would there.

Hothouse dilettantes such as Karl Marx lack the need and the desire for contact with reality. The result is failure to distinguish between various strata of the bourgeoisie from factory owners to doctors, university dons, lawyers and so on. Communism therefore could not distinguish between millionaires and the nobility when a nasty Tsar took over from his liberationist predecessor, the true cause of this half-baked ideology ever being considered as a form of government.

And although some animals were more equal than others at least they took an egalitarian approach to murder. Of course the whole thing went belly up. Murder based systems never do well.

Commies, papists and free love.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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All whores should be put to death. Plain and simple. I suppose my common sense, plain spoken America is not sinking in.

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Brother James Hutchins,

Uh, lets see, you state that ALL whores are to be put to death with biblical support? Would your profound statement included Mother Mary of our beloved Savior at the time?

I ask this because, lets face it, even though it wasn't Marys fault, she was promiscuous, or the least of which, was informally turned into a whorish woman when she was celestially impregnated by her own son, Jesus as Yahweh god incarnate, and not married at the time.

Furthermore, let us keep the term "incest" off the table for now in biological terms, okay? In any event, what a way to start our religion, by poor ol' Joseph possibly listening to Mary shout out "OH GOD, OH GOD" in their bedroom, not really understanding that what she was saying was appropriate at the time with her celestial impregnation.


In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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