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  • Brother D. Thomas
    Not the sharpest crayon in the box
    Cherry picker on his way to Hell
    • Feb 2013
    • 176

    #121
    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    You learned something today, yay! Praise !
    Huh? I have no idea what you are babbling about? I think you are confusing me with someone else?

    It does not say that women should obey all men, therefore, it doesn't mean I should obey all men. Neither it says that a woman should obey all Christian men. Neither it says that a woman should obey all men who claim to be Christian. Nope.

    Now, you might be interested in reading this enlightening essay that proves that women are property just like donkeys. I realize that you have a very limited ability to understand analogies, but please try.

    Women = property and donkeys = property.

    If property = property, then women = donkeys.

    So far, so good, right?

    Now, I understand that imagining that you own a donkey would be too abstract for your limited mental abilities, so let's substitute donkey with a dog.

    If you own a dog, you are the one giving commands to it, right? If someone attacks you, and you order your dog to bite the attacker, it wouldn't be correct if the dog listened to the attacker instead and attacked you, right?

    That's because this dog is your property. This means this dog should obey you, and not some random strangers you meet on the internet.

    Now replace "dog" with "woman" in the above sentence, and may bless God your soul, because some information may finally appear in that void space between your ears. Yes, dear - it means I, as property, have to obligation to obey only my owner, and not some random stranger on the internet!

    Dear, in order to be forgiven by Jesus, you need to repent for your lies, not keep repeating them. Why do you insist on making Baby Jesus cry and hate you?

    Translation to Plain American: "I cannot explain Holy Trinity to you because despite your clear analogy, I still fail to grasp that concept." I understand, dear. Holy Trinity is not something that someone like you could understand.
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    Basilissa, OMG, I have just thought of what I have done to you! As shown in your ever so weak biblical assertions, I have you grasping for those proverbial straws to somehow explain your Satanic notions away from Jesus' true inspired words! Your grasping all the time for those straws that are not even there for you, have probably given you bleeding fingernails as shown below!
    I AM TRULY SORRY!




    Dear, as it was precluded in previous posts, when I speak of ALL MEN, it is to be taken as Christian men only, remember? Huh? Your continued lesser vessel modus operandi is being shown again.


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas


    _______________________


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    • Brother D. Thomas
      Not the sharpest crayon in the box
      Cherry picker on his way to Hell
      • Feb 2013
      • 176

      #122
      Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

      Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
      Stop saying that I claimed that the Bible contradicts itself, because I didn't. If you think I did, it's because you're still clinging to a misunderstanding of what the Bible is saying.


      So exactly what don't you understand yet?


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      Didymus Much,

      Uh, in your presentation with your name, truer words were never spoken when you state, "ATHEIST DICK!"

      Jesus told me about your kind, and that I am supposed to stay away from you: “I urge you, brothers and sisters, to watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way that are contrary to the teaching you have learned. Keep away from them.”(Romans 16:17)


      In the name of the hung Savior,

      Brother D. Thomas


      _________________________

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14425

        #123
        Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

        One method of causing division would be removing God's words from The Bible, according to fancy. Some people even rewrite passages they find disagreeable! Hell is very disagreeable and described rather well in The Bible. Do you think Jesus would contradict The Bible?

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        • Basilissa
          South of the Border outreach program
          True Christian™
           
          • Mar 2013
          • 12986

          #124
          Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
          Basilissa, OMG, I have just thought of what I have done to you! As shown in your ever so weak biblical assertions, I have you grasping for those proverbial straws to somehow explain your Satanic notions away from Jesus' true inspired words! Your grasping all the time for those straws that are not even there for you, have probably given you bleeding fingernails as shown below! I AM TRULY SORRY!
          Please don't be, sweetie. I love being helpful, so if you were able to FINALLY UNDERSTAND what the Bible says thanks to my analogies, that makes me happy. Nothing to be sorry about (except your utter ignorance of the Word of God, of course, but that is easily amendable - just READ IT!!!).

          Dear, as it was precluded in previous posts, when I speak of ALL MEN, it is to be taken as Christian men only, remember?
          That's still not supported by the Bible. Not your dog, remember?

          Which reminds me, actually -

          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
          Furthermore, do you want to call the apostle Timothy A LIAR TOO, because he said he is telling the truth regarding 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 regarding women!!! (1 Timothy 2:7 - KJV 1900)
          Have you learned since he time you wrote that, who was the author of the letter to Timothy? Or do you still think that Timothy wrote to himself?

          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
          Mrs Vassey,
          That's Mrs. LYTTON-Vassey to you, Tommy dear.

          Please, don't even try to refute that I am not a godly True Christian man,
          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          I certainly do not refute that you are not a godly True Christian man. On the contrary, I agree wholeheartedly that you are not. It is so nice that we have come to agreement on one matter, at least.
          I know, right?
          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
          Jesus told me about your kind, and that I am supposed to stay away from you: “I urge you, brothers and sisters, to watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way that are contrary to the teaching you have learned. Keep away from them.”(Romans 16:17)
          ....And you are quoting from the wrong Bible. AGAIN.

          Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

          P.S.: That was an interesting nail polish choice in the image you provided in your post above. Is this what your wife wears, or do you paint your own nails this way?
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Vengeance Puriel
            Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2018
            • 324

            #125
            Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

            Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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            James Hutchins,

            FINALLY, you as a Christian man is following the Judeo-Christian bible in showing that the lesser vessel woman is to follow and obey Christian men, where in this case, they are to apply PROCTOLOG to their behinds for obvious reasons! James, praise Jesus for your honesty!


            In the name of the hung Savior,

            Brother D. Thomas


            _________________________
            He is not agreeing with you. Its you who need the cream. Wow! You spent so much time here did you abandon your brothels? (That would be a work of Gods Holy powers showing you its wrong).
            -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
            -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
            -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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            • Brother Gonzalez
              Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
              True Christian™
               
              • Sep 2016
              • 2087

              #126
              Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

              "Brother" Thomas keeps claiming obedience from women not of his property.Claiming that ALL MEN, even all CHRISTIAN men have authority over women not their own, is blatantly communism! What is next? Should we share the property of our houses with you as well? Our cars?
              Go home, commie. And do not try to look as a Christian. A True Christian NEVER messes with other TC property.
              Enjoy your ride to Hell because stupidity.
              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12986

                #127
                Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
                "Brother" Thomas keeps claiming obedience from women not of his property.Claiming that ALL MEN, even all CHRISTIAN men have authority over women not their own, is blatantly communism! What is next? Should we share the property of our houses with you as well? Our cars?
                Go home, commie. And do not try to look as a Christian. A True Christian NEVER messes with other TC property.
                Enjoy your ride to Hell because stupidity.
                Oh my goodness, I'm afraid you are correct, Brother!! (Duh, as a True Christian™ man you always are!)

                Do you think I should change my signature to this:



                Just to be safe, and as a reminder to camerada Thomas that he should not covet other man's property?

                Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
                Last edited by Basilissa; 09-10-2018, 02:52 AM. Reason: changed image
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Brother D. Thomas
                  Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                  Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                  • Feb 2013
                  • 176

                  #128
                  Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Oh my goodness, I'm afraid you are correct, Brother!! (Duh, as a True Christian™ man you always are!)

                  Do you think I should change my signature to this:



                  Just to be safe, and as a reminder to camerada Thomas that he should not covet other man's property?

                  Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

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                  BASALISSA

                  JESUS HAS HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INSOLENCE TOWARDS HIM!

                  SILENCE WOMAN, ENOUGH!!!

                  Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith and love and holiness, with self-control.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15)


                  In the name of the hung Savior,

                  Brother D. Thomas




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                  • Brother D. Thomas
                    Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                    Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                    • Feb 2013
                    • 176

                    #129
                    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    Please don't be, sweetie. I love being helpful, so if you were able to FINALLY UNDERSTAND what the Bible says thanks to my analogies, that makes me happy. Nothing to be sorry about (except your utter ignorance of the Word of God, of course, but that is easily amendable - just READ IT!!!).

                    That's still not supported by the Bible. Not your dog, remember?

                    Which reminds me, actually -

                    Have you learned since he time you wrote that, who was the author of the letter to Timothy? Or do you still think that Timothy wrote to himself?

                    That's Mrs. LYTTON-Vassey to you, Tommy dear.

                    I know, right?
                    ....And you are quoting from the wrong Bible. AGAIN.

                    Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

                    P.S.: That was an interesting nail polish choice in the image you provided in your post above. Is this what your wife wears, or do you paint your own nails this way?


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                    Basalissa, the pseudo-christian Hell bound second class human, that rewrites Jesus' true words, and cannot remain silent as Jesus' inspired word commands,


                    BROTHER D. QUOTE: “Dear, as it was precluded in previous posts, when I speak of ALL MEN, it is to be taken as Christian men only, remember?”

                    BASALISSA'S WEAK “WOMAN” QUOTE:
                    “That's still not supported by the Bible. Not your dog, remember?”

                    OMG, as if you calling passages and narratives within our Bronze and Iron Age thinking bible as LIES, now you blatantly go against Sister Johanna Vasey when she disagrees with your proposition shown above?! When will it ever stop?!

                    JOANNA VASEY QUOTE, POST #108: “ Let us look at your place in the scheme of things, insofar as it applies to me. I am a married woman and as such I obey my husband and (after him) my pastors, my father, my brothers, and True Christian™ men.Ouch!



                    I refer to Timothy as the writer of his penned book, because I imagine that he accepted what Paul wrote to him, therefore it is as Timothy wrote it himself. If you know your bible historicity, it is the better option to hide behind, agreed?



                    I now know how Landover Baptist women like to use fraudulent circular reasoning to any factual statement to turn it away from its actual meaning, as if you women didn’t have enough womanly duties to attend regarding the superior Christian man!

                    The statement in question : “Please, don't even try to refute that I am not a godly True Christian man, because.....” I know, you lost your reading glasses and cannot truly define my said statement !

                    Basalissa, regarding the nail polish, NO, IT IS NOT THE COLOR THAT ANY OF MY DIVORCED WIVES WORE! Remember, I am not married anymore, because of my important Ministries, especially my Nevada State Brothel Ministries! Do the simple math on this one, okay?

                    Dear, as it is shown, you cannot accept biblical axioms, where you turn into a pretzel when trying in vain to rewrite Jesus’ true words, therefore, the following passage holds true towards you and your gender; “A quarrelsome BASILISSA is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.” (Proverbs 27:15-16)


                    In the name of the hung Savior,

                    Brother D. Thomas


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                    • Vengeance Puriel
                      Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2018
                      • 324

                      #130
                      Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                      Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                      __________________________________________________ _____

                      BASALISSA

                      JESUS HAS HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR INSOLENCE TOWARDS HIM!

                      SILENCE WOMAN, ENOUGH!!!

                      Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain silent. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor. Yet she will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith and love and holiness, with self-control.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15)


                      In the name of the hung Savior,

                      Brother D. Thomas




                      ______________________________



                      I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!




                      Stop reposting the same verse over and over, and your brothel work and nude camp is a sham your using the BIBLE to give reason to sin that's why your wife left you.
                      -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                      -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                      -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                      • Brother D. Thomas
                        Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                        Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                        • Feb 2013
                        • 176

                        #131
                        Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                        Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
                        I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!




                        Stop reposting the same verse over and over, and your brothel work and nude camp is a sham your using the BIBLE to give reason to sin that's why your wife left you.

                        ______________________



                        Vengeance Puriel,

                        Did you get up on the wrong side of bed again? Is this the reason that you are needlessly lashing out at the Brother D.?

                        As it has been shown in this thread alone, the woman is having a difficult time with not taking her rightful place in Christianity. Therefore, I, as a Christian superior man, needs to continually remind them with the passage in question to heed our Jesus' word and to remain SILENT as they are submissive to all Christian men!

                        My godly ministries are NOT a sham! Who would step up in the manner that I am doing to spread the Gospel to the transients that ride the "Grey Dog," to the harlots in the brothels in Nevada, and for the nonbelievers at Nudest Camps? Huh? Do you see any other Christian performing this act? NO YOU DO NOT! I should be commended!

                        Give me credit, I have been married 8 times, and I left them in the name of Jesus because they could not keep up with the notion of being "fruitful and multiplying in his name!"



                        In the name of the hung Savior,

                        Brother D. Thomas



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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079

                          #132
                          Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
                          ...I, as a Christian superior man...
                          Piffle, are you dense. And so very, very boring.

                          AGAIN, ALL THREE of those claims are still being investigated, and until such time as the DOF determines that you are indeed a man, and a Christian, 1 Timothy 2:11-12 offers NO support for your case.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12986

                            #133
                            Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Piffle, are you dense. And so very, very boring.

                            AGAIN, ALL THREE of those claims are still being investigated, and until such time as the DOF determines that you are indeed a man, and a Christian, 1 Timothy 2:11-12 offers NO support for your case.
                            Just like a stopped clock, even a hellbound atheist is right twice a day!

                            I've heard from reliable sources, though, that the DOF investigation has been completed and that the findings are not positive. I mean, with all the coveting other man's property stuff, little Tommy pretty much incriminated himself, poor thing. And the incessant temper tantrums didn't help, either, LOL!
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Brother D. Thomas
                              Not the sharpest crayon in the box
                              Cherry picker on his way to Hell
                              • Feb 2013
                              • 176

                              #134
                              Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                              Piffle, are you dense. And so very, very boring.

                              AGAIN, ALL THREE of those claims are still being investigated, and until such time as the DOF determines that you are indeed a man, and a Christian, 1 Timothy 2:11-12 offers NO support for your case.


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                              Didymus Much,

                              The irony of all ironies is an ATHEIST DICK portending to tell me, as a Christian man, that 1 Timothy 2:11-12 has no merit to my overwhelming case against the ungodly woman!

                              I can't believe how this forum lets the woman run rampant with her sinful ways of not following Jesus' inspired word. Because of this, the 2nd coming must be close at hand, praise!



                              In the name of the hung Savior,

                              Brother D. Thomas


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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #135
                                Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Just like a stopped clock, even a hellbound atheist is right twice a day!

                                I've heard from reliable sources, though, that the DOF investigation has been completed and that the findings are not positive. I mean, with all the coveting other man's property stuff, little Tommy pretty much incriminated himself, poor thing. And the incessant temper tantrums didn't help, either, LOL!
                                From what I've heard, the local TrueValue hardware store near by Brother Thomas has been experiencing a large scale theft of spray paint and small paper bags.


                                I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF. He was frothing (you know he gets, flipping that pocket switch Cross open and closed, holster unsnapped) to act and send the boys out to 'make his mind right'. Honestly, if Pastor Ezekiel's Escalade had not been blocking the security HumVees with how he parked it as it was, I have little doubt if the 'God Squad' was not gong to go out and do some cleaning.


                                I see a storm brewing....
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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