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  • Paul Tarzan
    Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
    • Jul 2013
    • 93

    #1

    I'm back, Churchians!

    Now that Trump has been making his rounds a while (and you all seem to be marked with that beast's sign), I figured it's time for me to come back here.

    All has been going well at my leadership role at Olive Street Fellowship...and yes, I still eschew traditional Churchian trappings (they just call me Paul, no fancy titles)...so I figured you need me again.

    The grace of Jesus be with you all...
    #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
    #DownWithChurchianity
    #JESUSIsAllYouNeed
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: I'm back, Churchians!

    Who are you?
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22899

      #3
      Re: I'm back, Churchians!

      Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
      (they just call me Paul, no fancy titles)
      It's probably an abbreviation of "Piss All Under the Lid" - basically it means "brainless." And I've never seen "Tarzan" as a fancy title.

      If you want a strongman, go for "Samson".
      sigpic


      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12993

        #4
        Re: I'm back, Churchians!

        Hello and a cautious back.

        Are you ready to accept Jesus now?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Dana723
          Forum member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2017
          • 771

          #5
          Re: I'm back, Churchians!

          Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
          Now that Trump has been making his rounds a while (and you all seem to be marked with that beast's sign), I figured it's time for me to come back here.

          All has been going well at my leadership role at Olive Street Fellowship...and yes, I still eschew traditional Churchian trappings (they just call me Paul, no fancy titles)...so I figured you need me again.

          The grace of Jesus be with you all...
          So I don't know who you are, but it says you are unsaved trash and a half-witted false Christian.
          Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
          1 Corinthians 11:13

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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14526

            #6
            Re: I'm back, Churchians!

            Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
            the Hebrew scriptures and the Jewish religion were GUIDELINES for God's people to follow until He sent His only begotten Son...from that point on, we didn't need any religion any more...we have the Word made flesh! I will post one of my favorite comics "Churchianity vs. Christianity, "which is a comic book version of Paul the Apostle's letter to the Galatians and basically explains my whole view.
            You never quite covered what you think "GUIDELINES" means. For example, when God suggests a "guideline" relating to idols how should that be understood? Or concerning The Promised Land. How would such "guidelines" be implemented?

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: I'm back, Churchians!

              Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
              You never quite covered what you think "GUIDELINES" means. For example, when God suggests a "guideline" relating to idols how should that be understood? Or concerning The Promised Land. How would such "guidelines" be implemented?
              One does have to wonder if this Paul Person is trying to equate God and His Bible proffering 'Guidelines' with a server at the Four Seasons suggesting we try the Salmon. When everyone knows damn well God expects us to have the Porterhouse.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14526

                #8
                Re: I'm back, Churchians!

                Do you mean as though God suggested "maybe" exterminate all the Jerichoites except for a kindly harlot or on the other hand why not adopt their religion (whatever it was) as a mark of respect due to their having built Jericho and stuff after all who are we to put on dog with trumpets: Hey! A trumpet is pretty loud ya know? bring along the drums and we could do a 96-hour celebration of cultural enrichment; us; you; Rahab could do the costumes and we've picked up some pretty good recipes for toadstool punch along the way..

                Or not..

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                • Paul Tarzan
                  Unsaved Trash, half-witted false Christian
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 93

                  #9
                  Re: I'm back, Churchians!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  Hello and a cautious back.

                  Are you ready to accept Jesus now?
                  Already did...are you ready to leave Churchianity's trappings behind and be ALL about Jesus now?
                  #SellFreeholdFeedThePoor
                  #DownWithChurchianity
                  #JESUSIsAllYouNeed

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12993

                    #10
                    Re: I'm back, Churchians!

                    Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
                    Already did...are you ready to leave Churchianity's trappings behind and be ALL about Jesus now?
                    I am all about Jesus, sweetie. And he told us to follow all Bible, not just tiny bits of it.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                    Comment

                    • MitzaLizalor
                      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 14526

                      #11
                      Re: I'm back, Churchians!

                      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                      How do you propose to find Jesus if you ignore the Holy Bible?
                      Originally posted by Paul Tarzan View Post
                      That's easy...the Hebrew scriptures and the Jewish religion were GUIDELINES
                      Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                      You never quite covered what you think "GUIDELINES" means.
                      ...and. ...still waiting

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                      • mrgrtt123
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Oct 2018
                        • 58

                        #12
                        Re: I'm back, Churchians!

                        Whoever you are I am glad that you are back.

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