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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8418

    #16
    Re: ATTENTION!

    Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
    you know what, you are correct I did not read and FALSLEY agreed to the terms and conditions, however I just want my mind heard, and making jabs at my intelligence solves nothing, instead of attacking how about showing me something loving and compassionate instead of hateful to make me see your side.
    I don't think I've even mentioned your "intelligence", but feel free to continue your abuse. We are accustomed to persecution.


    Alternatively, how about taking a break from the abuse and instead complying with the instructions at the top of the page? This is the Introduction Forum. Here is where you introduce yourself, tell us what church you attend, what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12992

      #17
      Re: ATTENTION!

      Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
      you know what, you are correct I did not read and FALSLEY agreed to the terms and conditions, however I just want my mind heard, and making jabs at my intelligence solves nothing,
      I apologize for making assumptions based solely on the quality of your writing, quality of your argumentation, as well as on the level of your reading comprehension. Happy now?

      instead of attacking how about showing me something loving and compassionate instead of hateful to make me see your side.
      There is no "our side." We follow the Bible, all of it, as it is written and not as we would like it to be. I have already shown you that you were wrong when you said that God loved everybody.

      Instead of attacking us, why don't you sit down and read the Holy Bible for yourself? You can start with the verses I provided in my previous post.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: ATTENTION!

        Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
        ok lady that is my son he is the most beautiful child in the world and the most innocent god blessed me with him I can guarantee his heart is pure he has over come more in his life time than you can imagine so unless u understand him don't make judgement.
        Why did God make your kid a retard? How did you wrong Jesus? I am always amazed at the sordid stories of the heathens and people that refuse to follow His Perfect word.

        Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
        Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #19
          Re: ATTENTION!

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          We have already put in a blocker. But because we are trusting people, we put in in the terms and conditions, which rely on people who sign up not being foul liars and claiming to have read them (by ticking the box) when they haven't.

          How precisely would you suggest that we activate a blocker preventing underage liars from signing up? Your suggestions would be more than welcome!
          I feel your pain, Mrs. Lytton-Vasey. Liars and thieves abound. Yet as True Christians(tm), we go on, fighting the Christian War against those that will demean Him and make light of His burning Love.
          Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
          Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
          Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #20
            Re: ATTENTION!

            Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
            you are cruel to attack someone
            You're confused, dear. It is all those people who have heard of Jesus but can't be bothered to read the Holy Bible and learn what He REALLY wants, those people who go out and tell lies like "God loves everyone," those people who work in league with Satan to make Christ look like some ghosty, hipster, spiritual cuckold who are cruel! Don't you know He spent the worst Long Weekend in HISTORY so people could have access to Heaven and be in Paradise and watch sinners get their comeuppance by being torched forever and ever? People like you turn His Crucifixion into a Joke! People like you make it all sound so unnecessary and ridiculous because who cares if He temporarily died, EVERYONE gets to go to Heaven anyway! JESUS IS NOT OPRAH! HE DOESN'T GIVE EVERYONE A PRIZE JUST FOR SHOWING UP!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Ilovemyholygod
              Unsaved trash
              • Dec 2018
              • 10

              #21
              Re: ATTENTION!

              "Just a regular nice guy" a nice guy doesn't call someone a retard.

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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8418

                #22
                Re: ATTENTION!

                Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
                ok lady that is my son he is the most beautiful child in the world and the most innocent god blessed me with him I can guarantee his heart is pure he has over come more in his life time than you can imagine so unless u understand him don't make judgement.
                Right, now I'm officially confused. Are you claiming this is your son?
                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                That's Bacchus/Dionysus you're thinking of, dear.

                Because that's some sort of toy, dear.

                Or did you go crying to your mom and so she came and posted here under your username, pretending to be you? (If it was, I can see where you get the inability to punctuate and to capitalize the name of God from.) Or was that you pretending to be your own mom (along with lying by ticking the box about being over 18)?

                You come on to our Church's private forum for the sole purpose of hurling mindless abuse at us and tell us that (a) God loves everyone (see Sister Basilissa's post) but that (b) we will burn in Hell. Inconsistent, to say the least. You then accuse us of being rude to you.

                Idiot.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #23
                  Re: ATTENTION!

                  Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
                  "Just a regular nice guy" a nice guy doesn't call someone a retard.
                  Is there a different word for retard? "gfhlkjsda" is hard to pronounce.
                  Just calling a spade a spade.

                  God sees everything and trying to call a pile of poo 'something special' is not pulling wool over His piercing eyes. He can smell too. There is no fooling Jesus.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14475

                    #24
                    Re: ATTENTION WHORE!

                    Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
                    I have seen far too much hatred against homosexuals and far too much racism on this site. people here claim to be true believers of god but instead spread filth on his holy name by spreading their hatred. these "god worshippers" blatantly call anyone who isn't a part of their site "unsaved trash". they show complete disregard for the emotions of others, if anyone will burn in hell it shall be these corrupt homophobic, racist, sexist individuals. they seem to think that they may call on god, bringer of merriment and good times not to mention love and life, two I greatly cherish by the way among the others of course, to hurt and bring dismay to others. the god I believe will always love no matter if your homosexual or bisexual, or if you are black, and he respects women. one day the evil men and women on this site, if they don't change their ways, will burn in the fires of hell. I love all people even the hateful because they can be saved. written by a white, democratic, god lover. god bless all of you reading and all of the people of this holy land gifted too us by our lord god and our sins forgiven by his seed jesus christe, in both of your names we pray, amen.
                    Hi. I've read the posts in this thread and would like to know "which God" you're referring to. Very many false ideas have been made up by people and called gods but none of them are real. Satan has also deceived people, tricked them into worshipping him, and the things he's presented have been labelled as gods too.

                    None of those gods could ever do things like create the universe, as The Bible describes, which is how we distinguish falsehood from reality. What you're describing disagrees with The Bible and with God's message for us preserved in its pages.

                    I'd also like to know how you get your information about God before commenting further. Welcome to the forum, I'm sure if you clarify those two points we'll be able to share more about what God has told us and our daily walk with Him.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #25
                      Re: ATTENTION WHORE!

                      Admin, I am formally requesting that you ban this user for failing to capitalize "God."

                      So disrespectful!
                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29453

                        #26
                        Re: ATTENTION WHORE!

                        This behavior is so very typical of retards. They sign up here, all high and mighty on adderalll and thorazine then demand they are treated special. Then poof! Gone off to pick up a chunk of frozen dog doo-doo off of the ground and them give grandma a kiss goodnite while they try and cop a feel. Disgusting.
                        Honestly, if God had not commanded me to reach out to all beings with the Love of His Magnificent Graciousness(tm) I'd never give most the time of day.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2014
                          • 1330

                          #27
                          Re: ATTENTION!

                          Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
                          "are you claiming the bible hate-based?" no just you, god loves all, and I do have autism, but it is gift enabling, stronger emotion and extensive intelligence and wisdom, along with amazing creativity. Thank you god!!!! I love you!!!! you all can get me perplexed sometimes. Perplexed, Being confused.

                          Dear, your grammar reveals that your autism is interfering with your ability to write in English. First and foremost, you are not capitalizing the name of our Lord Jesus Christ and God and His Holy Word, the Bible. You see, in Proverbs 2:6, it says that Lord gives us wisdom, not autism which is a curse. I think you are perplexed, so I'm praying for your soul.
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22895

                            #28
                            Re: ATTENTION WHORE!

                            Originally posted by Ilovemyholygod View Post
                            I have seen far too much hatred against homosexuals and far too much racism on this site.[...]
                            I really don't think you have.

                            The Bible tells us to preach Gods Word to all creatures, and it is absolutely impossible to do this too much.

                            I suspect that your problem (and you do have a problem with God) is that you have never read a Bible, let alone His Word in KJV1611.

                            And yet, quite inexplicably, you come here shouting lies against Jesus - That's simply remarkable!

                            Do you think that you have a better understanding of God than we do? Really? Have you a magic decoding Ring given to you by God Himself? Are your facile, liberal, fluffy-bunny, opinions really true?


                            Additionally,

                            of this holy land gifted too us by our lord god and our sins forgiven by his seed jesus christe, in both of your names we pray, amen.
                            I suspect that it is blasphemy to fail to capitalize "Lord God" and misspell and fail to capitalize "Jesus Christ." You should seek His forgiveness.
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                            • Vengeance Puriel
                              Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                              Forum Member
                              • Jun 2018
                              • 324

                              #29
                              Re: ATTENTION WHORE!

                              The point is, we follow the bible to the letter beginning to end, word for word. I'm sorry you don't understand that we do exactly as commanded by God and his son Jesus.
                              -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                              -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                              -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                              • Ilovemyholygod
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Dec 2018
                                • 10

                                #30
                                Re: ATTENTION WHORE!

                                Everyone, I would just like to say that I am TRULY sorry for the ignorance of my formal self, I was but an idiot child and through God and Jesus Christ, I have awakened to a new understanding, please forgive me for such evil. I truly love you all for helping me see the light.

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