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  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4379

    #46
    Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

    Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
    I can't wait to see this failed fat troll banned. Oh, glory, will that be something!
    Oh, dear Sister Dolli: Goodness, why it's only a matter of time before Mr. Chubbs is put in the Quarantine section or, better yet, banned and marked as headed for Aeternal Damnation. My, haven't we tried our best to help him see the countless errors of his way, and to steer him to salvation and repentance and living in a manner that is truly pleasing to the , just as the followers of Almighty do, here at .

    I wonder if he felt a bit intimidated being around so many believers. Surely, he knew that his many sins were glaring for all to see, but yet he persisted in being obnoxious and unruly. Imagine demanding that he be given badges of honor, or daring to sass back to this elderly lady. Why, I'm afraid it will take more than a bar of soap to wash out his potty mouth! Obviously, he needs to be completely immersed in the Glorious of the Lamb! I wonder if we shall ever hear from him again?

    A blessed day to you, dear Sister Dolli,
    Sincerely, Isabella W.
    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2266

      #47
      Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

      Sweet Great Granny White

      Did you notice the way he spoke to your great grandbaby?? I am going to have to get all Jesus with the moneychangers in his face.
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • Isabella White
        True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
         
        • Mar 2019
        • 4379

        #48
        Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

        Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
        Sweet Great Granny White

        Did you notice the way he spoke to your great grandbaby?? I am going to have to get all Jesus with the moneychangers in his face.
        Oh, dear, darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry: I thank you so much for pointing out the way that Mr. Chubbsy had spoken to you, and so rudely so. I'm afraid I hadn't seen that posting earlier. I guess I must have missed it, as it was around the time that I was preparing for my 4th of July luncheon, and I expect that I may have missed a couple of postings during that busy time. So, I do thank you so kindly for pointing this out.

        My goodness, what an ungracious character he is! He has attacked your kind, generous nature in defending the ladies on this Godly site, and he was most insulting in his tone to you. I speak for the ladies of when I thank you for taking such a stand for us. Now, then, Mr. Chubbs would be nothing more than a total fool to challenge such a strong, virile, handsome, manly man of to a duel. He would be the topic of ridicule for years to come! And since he's under Moderation (and very likely soon to be quarantined), then I don't think that we have to worry too much about further threats from him.

        Once again, I do thank you, darling Brother Larry, and I hope that you were not too bothered when Chubbs posted that most unkind message to you. I can well imagine how upsetting it was for you.

        A blessed day to you, dearest Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry,
        Lovingly, Granny Isabella
        (Mrs.) Isabella White

        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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        • Chubsy-Wubsy
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2019
          • 58

          #49
          Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

          Y'all are so mean to me. Doesn't Jesus say something about turning the other cheek. I'm a doing it.

          I don't want to go to Hell,,,,,please
          i and jesús are pals!

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #50
            Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

            Originally posted by DolliMoans View Post
            I can't wait to see this failed fat troll banned. Oh, glory, will that be something!
            FPM (Fat People Matter). They cannot help it that they gorge themselves on food, it is part of the deal they made with the Devil. The only way to True Salvation is to have the demons that reside deep within their rectum removed. They can 'turn the other cheek' as these wretched people claim to do but all that results is the explosive expulsion of an acrid stench of Hell itself.
            I seem to recall Youth Minister Harry was able to help these people after that chainsaw accident removed his nose.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • MitzaLizalor
              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2010
              • 14681

              #51
              Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              FPM (Fat People Matter). They cannot help it that they gorge themselves on food, it is part of the deal they made with the Devil. The only way to True Salvation is to have the demons that reside deep within their rectum removed.
              Is this why certain diabetic maladies are reversed by gastrointestinal surgery?

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12997

                #52
                Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

                Originally posted by Chubsy-Wubsy View Post
                Y'all are so mean to me.
                That's because we want to be as Jesus-like as humanely possible.

                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Chubsy-Wubsy
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Jul 2019
                  • 58

                  #53
                  Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  FPM (Fat People Matter). They cannot help it that they gorge themselves on food, it is part of the deal they made with the Devil. The only way to True Salvation is to have the demons that reside deep within their rectum removed. They can 'turn the other cheek' as these wretched people claim to do but all that results is the explosive expulsion of an acrid stench of Hell itself.
                  I'll have you know you're technically correct. Out of the seven deadly sins, I'm only guilty of lust. The rest are secrets


                  Maybe a bit of pride and wrath thrown in with Gluttony, all the way!


                  I am a vegan at least five days of the week. Nobody ever got fat on soy milk, chick peas, Brussels sprouts and tofu burgers.


                  I do enjoy organically-produced pork chops, Wagyu beef and ham, but only to reflect my inferior taste. I eat phlegm , that's because I don't want to consume all the resources of the planet. Leave something for the hungry kids of Africa, hardly a glutton that makes me.


                  I'm not fat, just a bit chubby-faced. With a healthy BMI under 30. I can karate-chop any mother-piffleer that wants to find out. This is not a threat or challenge but the fact that I'm formidable in battle.


                  Say Hiya,
                  YIC,
                  Chubbs
                  i and jesús are pals!

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                  • Isabella White
                    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                     
                    • Mar 2019
                    • 4379

                    #54
                    Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    That's because we want to be as Jesus-like as humanely possible.

                    Oh, dear Sister Basilissa: You are so right here and I thank you for pointing this out. Goodness, we've all tried our very best to be as exemplary as possible to Mr. Chubbsy. But, he persists in acting like a bratty, spoiled child: wanting his own way whilst expecting that we, the servants of the Almighty should dole out prizes and awards to him for being a sinner with no real intention of repenting. I'm afraid that even the is weary of his silly games:

                    Revelation 3:15,16:
                    15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
                    16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                    I mean, if Mr. Chubbsy had tried (truly tried) to follow the , then we would have seen the evidence, but there was none to be found:

                    I John 5:18 "We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not."

                    It isn't that we have not attempted to get the Gospel message through to him, dear Sister; nor have we been impatient with him. Gracious knows that we've done our best to get his attention, but he just isn't listening:




                    A blessed day to you, dear Sister Basilissa,
                    Sincerely, Isabella W.
                    (Mrs.) Isabella White

                    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                    • Vengeance Puriel
                      Striving in vain for the good ol' corteous Edwardian grace
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2018
                      • 324

                      #55
                      Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

                      Originally posted by Chubsy-Wubsy View Post
                      Chubbs I'm not leaving you alone, you faithless gutterpunk. May the maggots devour your corpse and the sulfur burn what remains. I curse ye that Satan sweep away your soul to Hell. In all your goings ye be cursed. May your blessings turn into suffering. I hate you with every ounce of evil in my body. But I need you inside of me right now. You satisfy me as I enthrall you. I am hungry so don't be foolish. There is blood on your face as in my hands. I curse your family and everything you hold dear.
                      So you want to cast me aside? Remember I stood by you through thick and thin. I care not for your bastardy yet I will seek my vengeance if I am wronged. Face my wrath, you shall know the pain. I come from Hell, and to Hell you must go. If God hates you so do I. Your soul is of the Devil, O wicked one. Leave these stupid christians alone. They will shun you, only I will embrace.

                      Yours forever and truly,
                      A-----------A,
                      a humble slave of
                      DCLXVI




                      YOU'RE DEAD.
                      what the what?
                      -Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
                      -Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
                      -James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14681

                        #56
                        Re: Hiya friends it feels nice to be here

                        I should point out that "deadly sins" have nothing to do with The Bible.

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