Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11
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Welcome, Alex. What town do you live in now? I am very sorry it is not to your liking, but getting involved with Asiatic massage parlors may not be the best course. Where I live the police often go to those parlors and arrest everyone there. Prostitution is illegal in most of America.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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I will not say where I live but I'll tell you the ashiatsu massage parlors that are near me dont have that problem. In fact the places getting busted for p rostitution where I live are either those porn stores or those steam. I mean maybe their is some prostitution in some massage parlors in other places but I havent heard anything about that where I liveOriginally posted by Alvin Moss View PostWelcome, Alex. What town do you live in now? I am very sorry it is not to your liking, but getting involved with Asiatic massage parlors may not be the best course. Where I live the police often go to those parlors and arrest everyone there. Prostitution is illegal in most of America.
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Jeremiah 29 is such a lovely read, isn't it? God talks to the Israelites as they are carried away as captive slaves of the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar:Originally posted by Alex112 View PostHello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11
Jeremiah 29:1 Now these are the words of the letter that Jeremiah the prophet sent from Jerusalem unto the residue of the elders which were carried away captives, and to the priests, and to the prophets, and to all the people whom Nebuchadnezzar had carried away captive from Jerusalem to Babylon;
It's a perfect example of a stick now and carrot 70 years later:
Jeremiah 29:10 For thus saith the Lord, That after seventy years be accomplished at Babylon I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.
You should really take this chapter to heart, my dear Alex. As noted by Brother Alvin, God will likely punish you for getting involved in sin. The "stick now/carrot 70 years later" approach by God may not turn out too well for you.God created fossils to test our faith.
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Yeah alot of people tell me it's weird to like the book of Jeremiah but honestly it's a pretty good read and also very accurateOriginally posted by Basilissa View PostJeremiah 29 is such a lovely read, isn't it? God talks to the Israelites as they are carried away as captive slaves of the Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar:
Jeremiah 29:1 Now these are the words of the letter that Jeremiah the prophet sent from Jerusalem unto the residue of the elders which were carried away captives, and to the priests, and to the prophets, and to all the people whom Nebuchadnezzar had carried away captive from Jerusalem to Babylon;
It's a perfect example of a stick now and carrot 70 years later:
Jeremiah 29:10 For thus saith the Lord, That after seventy years be accomplished at Babylon I will visit you, and perform my good word toward you, in causing you to return to this place.
You should really take this chapter to heart, my dear Alex. As noted by Brother Alvin, God will likely punish you for getting involved in sin. The "stick now/carrot 70 years later" approach by God may not turn out too well for you.
Not all massage parlors are in the business of prostitution at least not where I live. Being a massage therapist or a doctor is not sinful it's just the illegal crap that goes on in parlors or offices that's sinful. Besides I was planning on doing research on busineses before I join one in a worst case scenario I'll be an on call ashiatsu therapist that can do individual appointments at their place of work or home instead of doing the massage at a parlor or spa that has that problem
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Oh dear, I would never tell you that Jeremiah is weird. The Word of God is perfect and there is nothing weird about it.Originally posted by Alex112 View PostYeah alot of people tell me it's weird to like the book of Jeremiah but honestly it's a pretty good read and also very accurate
Jeremiah contains many beautiful verses. Here is one of my favorites:
Jeremiah 11:11 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will bring evil upon them, which they shall not be able to escape; and though they shall cry unto me, I will not hearken unto them.
Many people who believe themselves to be Christians falsely believe that God is some sort of a "love and peace for all" hippie. Jeremiah reminds us that God brings evil upon those who disobey Him.
Dear, if you find me a Bible verse that approves of this Chinese massage, I will be convinced.Not all massage parlors are in the business of prostitution at least not where I live. Being a massage therapist or a doctor is not sinful it's just the illegal crap that goes on in parlors or offices that's sinful. Besides I was planning on doing research on busineses before I join one in a worst case scenario I'll be an on call ashiatsu therapist that can do individual appointments at their place of work or home instead of doing the massage at a parlor or spa that has that problem
God created fossils to test our faith.
* * *
My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Yeah Jeremiah is amazing but unfortunetly alot of lukewarm Christians think that book was to harsh but the stuff in Jeremiah is like 100% honest and alot of the stuff that Jeremiah says applie to today
Barefoot Ashiatsu massage is not chinese its japanese
Also there is a verse that supports ashiatsu it's the verse of John 13:12-14
I mean that verse talks about serving others it doesnt mention ashiatsu it uses jesus washing his disciples feet as an example of serving others that's exactly what ashiatsu massage therapists do: they serve others
Ashiatsu massage is completely biblical and I cant wait to get my license
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Hello Alexander. Why you want to fondle autistics?
Without prayer you cannot get the demons out of them. Only a Senior Pastor can remove them by the laying of hands.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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I never said anything about autistics?Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostHello Alexander. Why you want to fondle autistics?
Without prayer you cannot get the demons out of them. Only a Senior Pastor can remove them by the laying of hands.
I was talking about becoming a massage therapist and God
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Originally posted by Alex112 View PostI never said anything about autistics?
I was talking about becoming a massage therapist and God
You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!
Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!

Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Dang it sorry I meant becoming a better follower of god I hate my phone 🙄Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!
Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!

Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Please dont be mad that was not my fault you really their would be better typing technology but Samsung never fixes their cheap crap I typed follower but my phone completely screwed it up
My apologies I meant better follower gosh that's embarressing
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Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
You're thinking about becoming God?! That is Mormonism! They falsely think that they'll get their own 'planets' where they will exert unlimited powers. We know that becoming godlike was a false promise by Satan!
Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Hopes of becoming gods is what led mankind to its current sorry state! Please be very careful!

Yours in Christ,
Elmer
Please please please do not think I did that on purpose I really did not mean that I feel so embarressed I do not feel like that at all I love god. I would never ever ever say that!
I hate those sinners and rap musicians who think they are above god they sicken me! I hate the watchtower society that acts like god to. I dont think like that at all.
I was never meaning to say that deliberately you have no idea how crappy my phone is it's slow when I went to type it it screwed it up because its slow and I couldn't type because it was freezing a nd the autocorrect made it first. I cant wait for a new plan I'm sick of this damn mobile plan like you wouldnt believe friend
Again I never meant to say that i meant better follower damn i feel terrible for not catching that
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I feel really really really stupid for not catching my phone doing that. I hope you guys dont have the wrong idea of me now. Please please please dont punish me or anything I love gods word you have no idea. Samsung atat makes horrid crap that cant operate I cant wait for a better phone plan
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If I could I would make five million apologies I feel so bad for not catching that typo you have no idea how I'm feeling right now
I've litterally prayed to make sure god understood it was my phone screwing up and I have apologized 5 times to him already
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Please please please dont ban me I never ever meant to type what I type i really wish i had looked over that post I'm so sorry like you wouldnt believe
Can we just be polite and civil and forget my accident I dont want this to become an argument I'm sorry it was my phone I feel so bad already 😭
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