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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12992

    #31
    Re: Hi my name is Alex

    Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
    Its massaging not touching
    Hmm, now I'm really curious: how do you massage without touching? I mean, I know that if you massage with your hands you can avoid body-to-body contact with some sort of a massaging implement, but doing so with your feet would require prehensile feet...?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Alex112
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      • May 2020
      • 92

      #32
      Re: Hi my name is Alex

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Hmm, now I'm really curious: how do you massage without touching? I mean, I know that if you massage with your hands you can avoid body-to-body contact with some sort of a massaging implement, but doing so with your feet would require prehensile feet...?
      Massaging is not touching its rubbing and unwinding the muscles (Not simple touching)


      You do not need prehensile feet to perform ashiatsu many ashiatsu massage therapists that are not dexterous can massage with their bare feet

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8418

        #33
        Re: Hi my name is Alex

        This story is really getting too absurd. Tell us, Alex, how old are you?

        Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
        You do not need prehensile feet to perform ashiatsu many ashiatsu massage therapists that are not dexterous can massage with their bare feet
        So it's a form of massage done by people with faulty hands?

        The idea of being touched by someone's bare feet is kind of disgusting, though I suppose foot-fetishists like it. Do the masseurs charge extra for performing in stiletto heels?
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Alex112
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          • May 2020
          • 92

          #34
          Re: Hi my name is Alex

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          This story is really getting too absurd. Tell us, Alex, how old are you?

          So it's a form of massage done by people with faulty hands?

          The idea of being touched by someone's bare feet is kind of disgusting, though I suppose foot-fetishists like it. Do the masseurs charge extra for performing in stiletto heels?
          I'm in my twenties


          No ashiatsu can be done by anybody that is capable of doing it they hands or feet dont have to be perfect


          It has nothing to do with any kind of fetish shiatsu massage is done by hands and that's not considered a fetish neither is ashiatsu your getting dirty ideas about something that is perfectly proffessional

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          • Brother Gonzalez
            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
            True Christian™
             
            • Sep 2016
            • 2087

            #35
            Re: Hi my name is Alex

            Hi Alex, why are you such a racist? Not answering my posts hurts, because I am trying to help you get saved.

            I see: I myself would have fear of answering the posts of a ungodly messican.


            But fear not my friend: my skin and soul have been washed with the blood of Christ. I am now seed of Abraham, so you are safe:


            "Know ye therefore that they which are of faith, the same are the children of Abraham. And the scripture, foreseeing that God would justify the heathen through faith, preached before the gospel unto Abraham, saying, In thee shall all nations be blessed. So then they which be of faith are blessed with faithful Abraham . . . That the blessing of Abraham might come on the Gentiles through Jesus Christ; that we might receive the promise of the Spirit through faith . . . And if ye be Christ’s, then are ye Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise."
            Galatians 3:7-9, 14, 29, KJV
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • Alex112
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              • May 2020
              • 92

              #36
              Re: Hi my name is Alex

              Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
              Hi Alex, why are you such a racist? Not answering my posts hurts, because I am trying to help you get saved.

              I see: I myself would have fear of answering the posts of a ungodly messican.


              But fear not my friend: my skin and soul have been washed with the blood of Christ. I am now seed of Abraham, so you are safe:


              "Know ye therefore that they which are of faith, the same are the children of Abraham. And the scripture, foreseeing that God would justify the heathen through faith, preached before the gospel unto Abraham, saying, In thee shall all nations be blessed. So then they which be of faith are blessed with faithful Abraham . . . That the blessing of Abraham might come on the Gentiles through Jesus Christ; that we might receive the promise of the Spirit through faith . . . And if ye be Christ’s, then are ye Abraham’s seed, and heirs according to the promise."
              Galatians 3:7-9, 14, 29, KJV
              I wasnt answering your posts because I was replying to the others I apologize


              I am saved I've been saved for years...you have no idea how much I worship God and read the bible...lol

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #37
                Re: Hi my name is Alex

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                I thought she wanted to massage a Shi Tzu - nasty little dogs, and utterly useless against intruders, unless your intruder is someone who can be yapped to death. Also, is dog-petting a proper job?

                And what was that meltdown last night all about? Posts #11 to #17 inclusive are some of the worst attention-seeking I've seen in quite a while. Puberty, I suppose, although that is not a sufficient excuse. Puberty and glue, perhaps?
                Those damn things yap constantly, a swift kick or two is needed to shut them up. Honestly, a man cannot pray in peace with one of those things making a ruckus!


                Those kids with their atari game stations, unless it is some wop and an ape, they have no idea what is going on in the world.


                Petting anything leads to sin!
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                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Alex112
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                  • May 2020
                  • 92

                  #38
                  Re: Hi my name is Alex

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                  Young lady, I have only so much time in a day. There are a lot of sinners in the world and I am a very busy man.
                  Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

                  Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

                  Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

                  John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
                  John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

                  John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
                  John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

                  1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
                  1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
                  1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
                  1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

                  1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
                  1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
                  1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
                  1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
                  1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

                  1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
                  1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                  1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
                  1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
                  1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

                  Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
                  Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
                  Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
                  Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

                  I am the senior Pastor and you are a sin filled pervert.

                  Psalm 9:17
                  The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God. For the needy shall not always be forgotten: the expectation of the poor shall not perish for ever.

                  Proverbs 5:3-5
                  For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
                  But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.
                  Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

                  Proverbs 15:24
                  The way of life is above to the wise, that he may depart from hell beneath.

                  Proverbs 23:13-14
                  Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.
                  Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.

                  Isaiah 33:14
                  The sinners in Zion are afraid; fearfulness hath surprised the hypocrites. Who among us shall dwell with the devouring fire? who among us shall dwell with everlasting burnings?

                  Matthew 3:12
                  Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.

                  Matthew 5:29-30
                  And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
                  And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

                  Matthew 13:38-42
                  The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
                  The enemy that sowed them is the devil; the harvest is the end of the world; and the reapers are the angels.
                  As therefore the tares are gathered and burned in the fire; so shall it be in the end of this world.
                  The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
                  And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

                  Matthew 16:18
                  And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

                  Matthew 18:8-9
                  Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
                  And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

                  Matthew 25:28-30
                  Take therefore the talent from him, and give it unto him which hath ten talents.
                  For unto every one that hath shall be given, and he shall have abundance: but from him that hath not shall be taken away even that which he hath.
                  And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

                  Matthew 25:41
                  Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

                  Matthew 25:46
                  And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

                  Mark 9:43-48
                  And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
                  Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
                  And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
                  Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.
                  And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:
                  Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

                  Luke 3:17
                  Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and will gather the wheat into his garner; but the chaff he will burn with fire unquenchable.

                  Luke 16:23-26
                  And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
                  And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
                  But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
                  And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.

                  Luke 16:28
                  For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment.

                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

                  II Peter 2:3-6
                  And through covetousness shall they with feigned words make merchandise of you: whose judgment now of a long time lingereth not, and their damnation slumbereth not.
                  For if God spared not the angels that sinned, but cast them down to hell, and delivered them into chains of darkness, to be reserved unto judgment;
                  And spared not the old world, but saved Noah the eighth person, a preacher of righteousness, bringing in the flood upon the world of the ungodly;
                  And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;

                  Jude 1:6-8
                  And the angels which kept not their first estate, but left their own habitation, he hath reserved in everlasting chains under darkness unto the judgment of the great day.
                  Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
                  Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

                  Revelation 2:11
                  He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches; He that overcometh shall not be hurt of the second death.

                  Revelation 9:1-2
                  And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
                  And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

                  Revelation 11:7
                  And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.

                  Revelation 14:9-11
                  And the third angel followed them, saying with a loud voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receive his mark in his forehead, or in his hand,
                  The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:
                  And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

                  Revelation 19:20
                  And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone. .

                  Revelation 20:15
                  And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

                  Revelation 21:8
                  But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

                  In case you have doubts.
                  Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

                  Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

                  Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

                  John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

                  1st Corinthians 5:12 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
                  1st Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

                  1st Corinthians 6:1 Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints?
                  1st Corinthians 6:2 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
                  1st Corinthians 6:3 Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.
                  1st Corinthians 6:4 If then ye have judgments of things pertaining to this life, set them to judge who are least esteemed in the church.
                  1st Corinthians 6:5 I speak to your shame. Is it so, that there is not a wise man among you? no, not one that shall be able to judge between his brethren?
                  1st Corinthians 6:6 But brother goeth to law with brother, and that before the unbelievers.
                  (Notice in particular 6:5 where Paul urges us to Judge fellow "brethren" rather than leaving it up to civil authorities.)

                  2nd Timothy 4:1 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
                  2nd Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.
                  2nd Timothy 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
                  2nd Timothy 4:4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
                  2nd Timothy 4:5 But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

                  1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

                  You people tire me so!
                  You people? Huh?


                  I follow all those scriptures you dont need to reply to me with scripture I follow the bible word for word

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #39
                    Re: Hi my name is Alex

                    Wow Alexandra, for a person not debating, you sure do argue a heap!


                    Have you ever read the Bible? Do you follow it? Every single word, as God would not have had it written if He were not 100% serious.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Alex112
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                      • May 2020
                      • 92

                      #40
                      Re: Hi my name is Alex

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Wow Alexandra, for a person not debating, you sure do argue a heap!


                      Have you ever read the Bible? Do you follow it? Every single word, as God would not have had it written if He were not 100% serious.
                      Of coarse I do I'm not like those luke warm Christians that think that some sin is less serious than other sins or believe that evolution can be mixed with the creation story

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12992

                        #41
                        Re: Hi my name is Alex

                        Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                        Of coarse I do I'm not like those luke warm Christians that think that some sin is less serious than other sins or believe that evolution can be mixed with the creation story
                        That's nice, dear. I do look forward toward reading your contributions outside of your intro thread.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                          True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                           
                          • Jul 2014
                          • 8418

                          #42
                          Re: Hi my name is Alex

                          Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                          I'm in my twenties

                          No ashiatsu can be done by anybody that is capable of doing it they hands or feet dont have to be perfect
                          So why, at your age, have you not yet achieved your "ambition"?
                          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                          • Isabella White
                            True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                             
                            • Mar 2019
                            • 4374

                            #43
                            Re: Hi my name is Alex

                            Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                            Hello my name is Alex. I'm a christian I come from the united states and I'm a christian. My dream is to become an ashiatsu massage therapist and live in a nicer town My favorite verse is Jeremiah 29:11
                            Dear Miss Alex: To you, I am very pleased to extend a most cordial I can't begin to tell you how truly happy we are that you have made your way to our blessed part of the interwebs galaxy. It is my prayer that you will seek the with all of your heart, abandoning and forsaking all of your sinful behavior, and that you will join the many righteous servants of Almighty , as we seek through glorious .


                            Now, then, Dear, I do hope you won't mind my saying so, but are you quite sure that you want to be a massage therapist? That does not sound like something that would be pleasing to . Or, was that a typographical error? Did you, in fact, mean that you you want to be a speech therapist -- one that specializes in helping deformed unfortunates deliver their messages verbally?

                            As for living in a nicer town, well, you won't find a nicer place than that of Freehold. Why else would the have placed beloved people here?

                            May bless you as you fellowship with us, Dear.
                            (Mrs.) Isabella White

                            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                            • Alex112
                              Unsaved trash
                              • May 2020
                              • 92

                              #44
                              Re: Hi my name is Alex

                              Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                              Dear Miss Alex: To you, I am very pleased to extend a most cordial I can't begin to tell you how truly happy we are that you have made your way to our blessed part of the interwebs galaxy. It is my prayer that you will seek the with all of your heart, abandoning and forsaking all of your sinful behavior, and that you will join the many righteous servants of Almighty , as we seek through glorious .


                              Now, then, Dear, I do hope you won't mind my saying so, but are you quite sure that you want to be a massage therapist? That does not sound like something that would be pleasing to . Or, was that a typographical error? Did you, in fact, mean that you you want to be a speech therapist -- one that specializes in helping deformed unfortunates deliver their messages verbally?

                              As for living in a nicer town, well, you won't find a nicer place than that of Freehold. Why else would the have placed beloved people here?

                              May bless you as you fellowship with us, Dear.
                              Thank you so much for the kind welcome! I appreciate it! I cant wait to post more here!


                              I'm absolutly sure I want to be a massage therapist! I want to help others I'm pretty sure it will be alright

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                              • Isabella White
                                True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                                 
                                • Mar 2019
                                • 4374

                                #45
                                Re: Hi my name is Alex

                                Originally posted by Alex112 View Post
                                Thank you so much for the kind welcome! I appreciate it! I cant wait to post more here!

                                I'm absolutly sure I want to be a massage therapist! I want to help others I'm pretty sure it will be alright
                                Oh, you are most definitely more than welcome, Miss Alex. As a matter of fact, you are as welcome as the tulips, hyacinths and narcissus in my prize-winning garden.

                                Now, then, I don't know if you realize this or not, but did you know that you can post messages in other parts of ? Feel free to branch out, to look around the various forums, and to post as you wish. I should mention, though, that at this stage, you will be unable to post any new messages. You can reply to messages in any of the forums, though. The Introductory Forum is the only forum where our "Unsaved Trash" newcomers can post new messages -- as you've done so well.

                                I might clarify that the reason for the slight restriction in posting new messages in the other forums is that all Unsaved Trash are subject to a very thorough and intense investigation by our Department of Faith. Our very dedicated servants of the are hard at work -- day and night -- going through the file that they've collected in regard to your affairs. Once their investigation is completed, and if you have succeeded in meeting the extremely high standards that Almighty has given to , then you may receive a nice email from one of our senior, ly menfolk.

                                Until, then, I hope that what you read on our forums will enrich you, as you seek the Face of ; here, at .
                                (Mrs.) Isabella White

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