A new language

[Lot469]

Some are confused. I spoke aloud in tongues and my God, the only God, answered with furious anger.

My God said unto the, cast out the wicked that spread lies as the silver tongue of the serpent. Those who condemn as they are God, for there is no sin greater than self-idolization behind a veil of superiority in my name, through my words. Corrupt those who cast doubt upon my love for the souls at harvest and bring them to the light, so they may be my messengers rather than thine enemies. Vulgarity and the worship of false idols bears rotten fruit. Thus, the sanctity of your soul shall wither and die, and thus shall I be the harbinger of change. Useless eaters who spread lies will never taste the sweet waters of heaven, but instead burn eternally in a lake of fire. I say to you all, judge not lest you be judged. Heave hot coals upon the heads of your enemies through kindness. Only in the name of God who has all power can I rebuke the devils within this flock. To be cast out into swine and no longer spread blasphemy against your name or your children. If the devils rest on their laurels, may the vessels and souls in which they cohabitate be struck down as martyrs and delivered to your handspring judgement. The flesh is weak and power is Satan's tool. Forgive their feast of lies oh, lord, for they know nit what they've done. Demonstrate your power unto us so that we may lead them to salvation. Amen

[handmaiden]

Re: A new language

Some are confused.

"Some" meaning those who attempt to follow your prose.

I spoke aloud in tongues and my God, the only God, answered with furious anger.

My God said unto the,

"the", what? I think that you left out a key word or two here.

. . . cast out the wicked that spread lies as the silver tongue of the serpent. Those who condemn as they are God,

Again, missing an important word in this sentence. To condemn as one is God means that one is God. Are you saying that God doesn't have the right to condemn anybody?

. . . for there is no sin greater than self-idolization behind a veil of superiority in my name, through my words.

Oh, wait--is this the part where you claim to be God? 'Cause that's kind of what it sounds like.

Corrupt those who cast doubt upon my love for the souls at harvest and bring them to the light, so they may be my messengers rather than thine enemies.

No, Satan is the one who corrupts. Jesus is the one who saves. This is Baby Bible School 101, my friend.

Vulgarity and the worship of false idols bears rotten fruit. Thus, the sanctity of your soul shall wither and die, and thus shall I be the harbinger of change. Useless eaters who spread lies will never taste the sweet waters of heaven, but instead burn eternally in a lake of fire. I say to you all, judge not lest you be judged. Heave hot coals upon the heads of your enemies through kindness. Only in the name of God who has all power can I rebuke the devils within this flock. To be cast out into swine and no longer spread blasphemy against your name or your children. If the devils rest on their laurels, may the vessels and souls in which they cohabitate be struck down as martyrs and delivered to your handspring judgement. The flesh is weak and power is Satan's tool.

Well, that little rant sounds mighty Biblical, I'll give you that. Kind of like that Monty Python bit about the Holy Hand Grenade.

Forgive their feast of lies oh, lord, for they know nit what they've done.

"nit"? Which "nits" to you speak of, the little bitty bugs or the needlecraft?

Demonstrate your power unto us so that we may lead them to salvation. Amen

Okay, now you're speaking in the "royal we" style, so you are either possessed by multiple demons or the Queen of England.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A new language

Some are confused. I spoke aloud in tongues and my God, the only God, answered with furious anger. My God said unto the, cast out the wicked that spread lies as the silver tongue of the serpent. Those who condemn as they are God, for there is no sin greater than self-idolization behind a veil of superiority in my name, through my words. Corrupt those who cast doubt upon my love for the souls at harvest and bring them to the light, so they may be my messengers rather than thine enemies. Vulgarity and the worship of false idols bears rotten fruit. Thus, the sanctity of your soul shall wither and die, and thus shall I be the harbinger of change. Useless eaters who spread lies will never taste the sweet waters of heaven, but instead burn eternally in a lake of fire. I say to you all, judge not lest you be judged. Heave hot coals upon the heads of your enemies through kindness. Only in the name of God who has all power can I rebuke the devils within this flock. To be cast out into swine and no longer spread blasphemy against your name or your children. If the devils rest on their laurels, may the vessels and souls in which they cohabitate be struck down as martyrs and delivered to your handspring judgement. The flesh is weak and power is Satan's tool. Forgive their feast of lies oh, lord, for they know nit what they've done. Demonstrate your power unto us so that we may lead them to salvation. Amen

There seems to be some doubt as to who loves and who's messaging for whom? I do understand about The Harvest, though; here's a useful text you may find helpful.

John 4:34-35 Jesus saith unto them, My meat is to do the will of him that sent me, and to finish his work. Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest.

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: A new language

I don’t know what you thought the gain was but good try,
Honestly though tell us more about thyself, what Church you go to, how you come to find Jesus, and your favorite Bible verse.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Some are confused. I spoke aloud in tongues and my God, the only God, answered with furious anger.

My God said unto the, cast out [words omitted] their feast of lies oh, lord, for they know nit what they've done. Demonstrate your power unto us so that we may lead them to salvation. Amen

Yes,yes. If God said it, it's true.

However, if we may continue to more important matters:

• How much can you tithe?
• Do you need curing of being gay or black?
• Are you beset by demons?
• Have you any marketable talents?
• What is your occupation?
• Are there any houses in your neighborhood with a market value of less than $2 million?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Some are confused.

Speak for yourself, dear. We are not confused.

I spoke aloud in tongues and my God, the only God, answered with furious anger.

As Sister Handmaiden so wisely pointed out, based on this and the rest of your post you also seem to be writing in tongues. Try harder, dear. Pray! You know that with the help of our Beloved Lord, you can learn to focus and perhaps overcome your inadequacies.

Oh, and a very, very warm to the forums.

[Isabella White]

Re: A new language

Some are confused. I spoke aloud in tongues and my God, the only God, answered with furious anger.

My God said unto the, cast out the wicked that spread lies as the silver tongue of the serpent. Those who condemn as they are God, for there is no sin greater than self-idolization behind a veil of superiority in my name, through my words. Corrupt those who cast doubt upon my love for the souls at harvest and bring them to the light, so they may be my messengers rather than thine enemies. Vulgarity and the worship of false idols bears rotten fruit. Thus, the sanctity of your soul shall wither and die, and thus shall I be the harbinger of change. Useless eaters who spread lies will never taste the sweet waters of heaven, but instead burn eternally in a lake of fire. I say to you all, judge not lest you be judged. Heave hot coals upon the heads of your enemies through kindness. Only in the name of God who has all power can I rebuke the devils within this flock. To be cast out into swine and no longer spread blasphemy against your name or your children. If the devils rest on their laurels, may the vessels and souls in which they cohabitate be struck down as martyrs and delivered to your handspring judgement. The flesh is weak and power is Satan's tool. Forgive their feast of lies oh, lord, for they know nit what they've done. Demonstrate your power unto us so that we may lead them to salvation. Amen

Dear Miss Lot: It appears that you have missed the plain-as-the-nose-on-your-face banner at the top of this page, so here it is — highlighted, for your benefit:

The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Nowhere in your tl;dr message did I notice any real form of introduction. We are a friendly group here, Dear; so, please, at your earliest convenience, do provide a polite, well-written message to introduce yourself. Thank you, and we look forward to getting to know you, dear Miss Lot!

[Roland]

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Dear Miss Lot: It appears that you have missed the plain-as-the-nose-on-your-face banner at the top of this page, so here it is — highlighted, for your benefit:

Nowhere in your tl;dr message did I notice any real form of introduction.

Hi Mrs. White, I believe miss Lot heard a three hour sermon at her church and shared the few words she remembered. I think you need to get hands on on this one, she seems more lost than I am.

[Isabella White]

Re: A new language

Hi Mrs. White, I believe miss Lot heard a three hour sermon at her church and shared the few words she remembered. I think you need to get hands on on this one, she seems more lost than I am.

Oh, yes, dear Mr. Roland; something is rather strange there with Miss Lot's very convoluted message. It sounds almost as though she is writing from Patmos! Let us hope that she will return, to post a clarification; I shall be quite interested in her response. And, I know that the same can be said of the Department of Faith menfolk who are hard at work on their thorough investigation into her background!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: A new language

Like the wicked witch of the west had no power in Munchkinland, I hold no power here. But it seems a waste of time to investigate those who claim to hear the voice of GOD. Only pastor hears directly from the Most High. Anyone else is a fake and a charlatan.
In Him that calmeth the troubled sea,
BrotherLarry

[handmaiden]

Re: A new language

Yes,yes. If God said it, it's true.

However, if we may continue to more important matters:

• How much can you tithe?
• Do you need curing of being gay or black?
• Are you beset by demons?
• Have you any marketable talents?
• What is your occupation?
• Are there any houses in your neighborhood with a market value of less than $2 million?

It is key that you mention real estate values, Brother Bathfire. Our visitor is making use of a name that seems to evoke an important Biblical figure, but after reading your own post, I wonder if "Lot469" refers to a parcel of land available for development.

If so, perhaps the individual would like to build a tidy little house upon it? I know of some modest house plans that might serve his/her/its needs.

[Basilissa]

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There are a lot of closets on that picture there, Sister Handmaiden.

Are you subtly suggesting something about our visitor?...

[Didymus Much]

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...Are you subtly suggesting something about our visitor?...

You have to admit they aren't giving us a Lot to go on.

[handmaiden]

Re: A new language

There are a lot of closets on that picture there, Sister Handmaiden.

Are you subtly suggesting something about our visitor?...

The house is intended for American residents who often own a great deal of stuff, hence the need for multiple closets. (Particularly since there is no basement or attic storage.) The average American also has little need for fancy-schmancy art works, so long expanses of blank walls are not required.

Edit to add a sudden thought. Our poster with his/her/its use of the royal we may need lots of closet space for the different wardrobes worn by their multiple personalities.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A new language

(Particularly since there is no basement or attic storage.)

I noticed a room called "WH" with a dotted circle. What is that?