[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I believe in and love God. I'm just not as strict with my beliefs. That doesn't make me a nasty little harlot.
For the last time, I am not a jew. My father may be Jewish but he doesn't practice.
You're such a terrible person.

Does God want you to be hateful and judgmental? Does He command you to talk back to Men? Are you expected to reject the thoughtful counsel of a True Christian Pastor(tm)?

I hope you realize that you are bound for an eternity in hellfire if you keep up this uppity feminazi attitude.

[Frank Jones]

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I'm a witch now? Ha, well I've always liked Harry Potter. Gee thanks guys, I never expected to get a compliment from anyone here!

You think being called a witch is some kind of compliment?

Poor, disillusioned witch. Satan must have a special place in the lake of fire reserved for you. Does the idea of suffering in hell for all eternity really appeal to you?

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Does God want you to be hateful and judgmental? Does He command you to talk back to Men? Are you expected to reject the thoughtful counsel of a True Christian Pastor™?

I hope you realize that you are bound for an eternity in hellfire if you keep up this uppity feminazi attitude.

God didn't write the bible. People did it for him. Times were more strict back then. And I'm really sorry you can't see that.
God isn't like what you think he is. I know God, I can feel him right now as we speak in my presense. He knows I'm doing the right thing.

You talked back to me. Just because you're a man doesn't mean I can't talk back to you. I'm just doing what your doing.
Don't worry I know what I'm doing with my life, and I am most certainly not destined for hell.


To the other guy, the witches in Harry Potter are awesome. I'd like to be a good witch, not a bad one though. =)

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Okay I really DID NOT deserve an infraction for that...
My gosh....baptists are out of their minds

[Nobar King]

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...for Jesus~!

[Jezabel]

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I would like to cover a few things in here.
First to quote a pastor.

“Welcome to God's favorite forum, Alyssa. Jesus has called you here to set you straight on the road to Salvation.

First of all, we follow the entire Holy Bible, not just some of it like most churches out there. Your opinion or imagination has nothing to do with Salvation. The Bible commands us to avoid unsaved scum like queers, witches, gypsies and goths. No where are commanded to "tolerate" them.”

I do believe that this is Pastor Ezekiel, if reference serves me right.
First of, if God was reading this Forum I do believe he would be disappointed. I know in my heart of hearts that he would be very disappointed in your twisting of his word.
Secondly, You base all of your questions off of the King James Bible. Not The Holy Bible. Call it for what it is please, just a knock off, with fancy words rewritten to better suite a majority of people’s views. People are impressionable so they fallow the lead of others mindlessly and think their way is the right way, with out ever seeing that maybe they could be very wrong.
Next, I would love to let you know that God has given us the gift of imagination, to use as we see fit, and the ability to form our own opinions which you seem to enjoy telling people are wrong because it does not coincide with your own little imaginary world. Having ones own opinion can either lead to what you call salvation or damnation. Opinions are guided by thoughts and thoughts are guided by the facts we think we know, ultimately our opinions are based off what we feel, and we are given feelings to do just that, feel. Yes Opinions lead to salvation, it has to be in ones opinion that they do need salvation, not because some one told them so.

However one of my many questions on this site have been answered in this statement alone. “ No we are commanded to “tolerate” them, Proof right there to Wide open that it is not his place to judge but to tolerate, the greater challenge after that is accepting the things you can not change.

Next topic:

This forum is extremely judgmental, with out any real or factual knowledge to back up what it claims… example,
“How many times have you been molested by priests? Why don't your parents take you to a Christian church?”
If I remember correctly, it was the boy’s who were molested, well that’s what hit the news, the real fact of the matter is Ezekiel, it can happen anywhere, with anyone, at any time, it is not limited to the catholic church.

By the way here is the definition of your precious religion, Pay attention to what I’ve highlighted don’t over look it these are the facts as recognized by the world.

Christianity (from the word X??st?? "Christ") is a monotheistic religion[1] centered on the life and teachings of Jesus as presented in the New Testament.[2]
Adherents of Christianity, known as Christians,[3] believe that Jesus is the only begotten[4][5] Son of God and the Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Hebrew Bible (the part of scripture common to Christianity and Judaism). Christian theology claims that Jesus Christ is a teacher, the model of a virtuous life, the revealer of God, as well as an incarnation of God, and most importantly the savior of humanity who suffered, died, and was resurrected to bring about salvation from sin.[6] *Pay close attention here Wide open and you too Ezekiel as I have stated before and will again it is not your place to judge.* Christians maintain that Jesus ascended into heaven, and most denominations teach that Jesus will return to judge the living and the dead, granting everlasting life to his followers. * See as I said NOT your Job, and your not doing yourselves any favors either* Christians call the message of Jesus Christ the Gospel ("good news") and hence label the earliest written accounts of his ministry as gospels.
Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is classified as an Abrahamic religion (see also Judeo-Christian).[7][8][9] Christianity began as a Jewish sect[10][11] in the eastern Mediterranean, quickly grew in size and influence over a few decades, and by the 4th century had become the dominant religion within the Roman Empire. During the Middle Ages, most of the remainder of Europe was christianized, with Christians also being a (sometimes large) religious minority in the Middle East, North Africa, and parts of India.[12] Following the Age of Discovery, through missionary work and colonization, Christianity spread to the Americas and the rest of the world.


By the way incase you didn’t catch that Ezekiel, Christianity derived from Judaism.
As far as Jesus not being Jew, I hate to tell you this but you are very wrong. Christianity think about this, only after his teachings did it become anything at all, Christ in Christianity is for Christ the only son of God, as it’s been put, but I was thought we were all God’s children. I could have sworn I was told that we were created in GOD’S image.
I know it says that some where in the bible.

Now that I’ve said that, there are other things that I want to point out as well, from my previous experience here.

AGAIN I must ask, as I have before.
I have a question, Dose this site discriminate against everyone equally calling them unsaved trash when obviously people don't know the new user from Adam or Eve? Nor are they capable of knowing and understanding outside views and differing relationships with god then there own sick and twisted little fantasy world?
I'm just curious..
Because apparently to this batch of high horse riders I'm unsaved trash.
I don't mind that really, I think your all part of a self righteous cult myself.. and that your narrow minded and are missing the big picture all together.


I was disappointed last night that I didn’t get an answer.

And Enigmatic, oh sweet Enigma..
Are you so far gone that you cant even do research?
Your way is not the only right way out there to show faith, you show faith in a way that allows you to communicate with God the best way you can, however that might be.
And please Prove to me with more then your arrogant banter “exactly” what Wicca is.
If you want to talk to me about falsified religions, please take a look at your own small little cult and then let me know. I know I’m not going to hell, I’m sorry I’m not, no I’m not in a state of denial, I’ve done to much good for others and given myself over time and time again to God’s will. And it is HIS not my own. I am a vessel for him to use as he wishes. And for playing my part in the role he has given me, though not flawlessly (because I am flawed like everyone) I know that I am not doomed to eternal damnation.

What are you supposed to be scared of Enigma? Be afraid of my open mind and open heart. Be afraid of the things I might say because I have a will of my own god given. Be afraid Enigma that you can not scare me because I know that I am with out a doubt saved.


And Nobar
“This one writes like a Juggaloser. Who would be surprised to know that they're chronic masturbators? That's what you get for being ugly, undesirable, and unsocial.”

I have to point this out to you, or can you see it for yourself yet? No I’m not Ugly I’m sorry to disappoint you. If I am so undesirable, then please tell me why there are so many people in my life that love me and care about me? And lastly unsocial? Please, if I wasn’t social I wouldn’t have the balls to come in here and give any of you a piece of my mind.

Bobby-Joe.

Paganism was around long before Christianity ever came about. Long before Christ, long before any organized religions and cults ever came about, Paganism ties more into Greek and Roman mythology then anything else.

One last thing before my very last rant I have to bring this up because I keep seeing it, and I’m tired of it, it seems to be you’re only line of so called defense in anything you say, just because you don’t like what your reading, because some one has a mind of there own. I really am sorry you cant come up with anything better to say to people who do not see your views other then they are going to hell.
Ezekiel that’s for you.


Now my nastily narrow minded occult poppets, my last rant.

God gives each and every one of us gifts to be used, to help guide others to him. Badgering people this way is not a god given gift, and if it is, then it is being misused. I have a few said gifts myself, only one or two I will speak of here.
I am a truth seer. Mock me all you want, it is a god given gift and I use it. I see how people really are, weather they are good deep down inside, some where, confused.. Mislead, misguided… I have to say this now because it bothers me so much every time I see your picture Pastor Ezekiel.
You are very far gone from what your path is supposed to be. The look in your eyes is some what frightening to me. I believe your true vision is clouded by real unholy thoughts and desires. You are more then welcome to deny this, that is fine but I also feel that you are lacking something very important in your life, something is missing and by being a jack ass to other people you get some kind of rise to temporarily fill that hole in your heart.
Something honestly inst right and I suggest you do some soul searching and some talking with your God about what your missing. I get this breaking feeling when I look at your picture, and it truly is unsettling.


Lissy,
Honey
Do yourself a favor and don’t associate with these people, you are bright, and have a great future ahead of you. I hope you don’t let any of what they have said get to you, because in all honesty it’s not true. Last night they proved their cowardice to me by banning me simply because they do not like what I have to say, nor will I conform to what they want. Yes Lissy, they are out of their minds, and not for Jesus, for power and control. They have proved to me that they have nothing to back up their falsified religion, except the same phrases over and over again, and some other contradictory statements as well.

Once again I’m sure they will prove their cowardice and ban me once more, simply because that’s exactly what they are, cowards.

[Nurse Clampett]

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if I wasn’t social I wouldn’t have the balls to come in here and give any of you a piece of my mind.

Oh Sweet Baby Jesus, YOU'RE A HERMAPHRODITE???

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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tl;dr

Jezabel is going to Hell!!!

You didn't have to write that much to remind us all that your soul is damned

[JennyD]

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You didn't have to write that much to remind us all that your soul is damned

Goodness, were we supposed to READ that?

I thought she was just doing a touch-typing test, and accidentally posted it on the forum.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

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Goodness, were we supposed to READ that?

I think that was the intent, but I've taken the burden upon myself and conveniently summed it up

I thought she was just doing a touch-typing test, and accidentally posted it on the forum.

She mind as well have been since we already know that she is a satan worshiping hussy.

[Wide-Open]

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I quickly read through it - you never know where you see the glimmer of hope, a word, a phrase, that might lead her to Jesus, hidden in that steaming pile of lies. Alas, nothing.

She has a problem with Pastor Zeke's eyes, don't ask me why.

She tells us not to judge, and then judges us as "cowards".

I think young people would call that an epic fail.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]wards.

As many say that I am blessed by The Lord with a tolerant, kind and patient attitude to fools, I have been asked to reply to you vile diatribe against God. I have concluded that (probably through no fault of your own) you are a filthy particle of self-obsessed garbage. Yours was nothing but a piece of writing (if one can call it that) designed to spit in God’s face with the greatest force.
Your view of True Christianity is to think what you might like, as long as it doesn’t cost you anything, as long as it makes you feel morally superior, and create a god in that image – your own image, then worship that god. The Bible tells us all we need to know of God, we do not alter that we accept His Word as Perfect and Unchanging.

First of, if God was reading this Forum I do believe he would be disappointed.

This Forum is that of God’s Favorite Church in God’s Favorite Land. He has shown us nothing but Bounty and Mercy.

I know in my heart of hearts that he would be very disappointed in your twisting of his word.

On the contrary, He delights in our quoting His Precise Words.

Secondly, You base all of your questions off of the King James Bible.

There IS no other Bible.

People are impressionable so they follow the lead of others mindlessly and think their way is the right way, with out ever seeing that maybe they could be very wrong.

How could God’s Word be wrong?

Next, I would love to let you know that God has given us the gift of imagination, to use as we see fit, and the ability to form our own opinions which you seem to enjoy telling people are wrong because it does not coincide with your own little imaginary world.

…and is that not what that temptress Eve said?

Having ones own opinion can either lead to what you call salvation or damnation. Opinions are guided by thoughts and thoughts are guided by the facts we think we know, ultimately our opinions are based off what we feel, and we are given feelings to do just that, feel.

We True Christians™ prefer the proof of The Bible.

Yes Opinions lead to salvation, it has to be in ones opinion that they do need salvation, not because some one told them so.

You are misguided – show me where God says opinions lead to Salvation.

However one of my many questions on this site have been answered in this statement alone. “ No we are commanded to “tolerate” them, Proof right there to Wide open that it is not his place to judge but to tolerate, the greater challenge after that is accepting the things you can not change.

I can tolerate an in-growing toenail but that is not to say I should respect it or believe it is correct.

This forum is extremely judgmental, with out any real or factual knowledge to back up what it claims… example,
“How many times have you been molested by priests? Why don't your parents take you to a Christian church?”

…perfectly innocent conversational questions that only a paranoid atheist could misinterpret.

If I remember correctly, it was the boy’s who were molested,

So you admit that Catlix are all at it?

Christianity [large cut and paste from unreliable sources deleted] spread to the Americas and the rest of the world.

What I have left is broadly correct.

[…]As far as Jesus not being Jew, I hate to tell you this but you are very wrong.[…] I could have sworn I was told that we were created in GOD’S image.

See what you did there? If Jesus were jooish, then God, His Father, would be jooish, and, being created in His Image, that would mean that we are all Jooish! And we’re not!

AGAIN I must ask, as I have before.
I have a question, Dose this site discriminate against everyone equally calling them unsaved trash when obviously people don't know the new user from Adam or Eve? Nor are they capable of knowing and understanding outside views and differing relationships with god then there own sick and twisted little fantasy world?
I'm just curious..
Because apparently to this batch of high horse riders I'm unsaved trash.
I don't mind that really, I think your all part of a self righteous cult myself.. and that your narrow minded and are missing the big picture all together.

If you don’t mind about it, what is your point?

God gives each and every one of us gifts to be used, to help guide others to him. […]

…and God says that women should be silent in church … and now we know why.

[Brother Temperance]

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I suppose you believe the Holocaust never happened. Okay, I'm about to piffleing go off on you. My grandmother is also JEWISH AND SHES ONE OF THE GREATEST PEOPLE I KNOW!

Wow. Your life must be truly pitiful if you don't know many people who're greater than a shrivelled-up old Jewess. I would write more about why I find your wizened old harlot of a grandmother so repulsive, but thinking about old she-Jews too much makes me nauseous, so I'll just pray for Jesus to send her to Hell soon.

You know what I believe? Thr bible was written by a bunch of stuck up religous men a long ass time ago!

What's an ass time?

AND THEY DONT piffleING HAVE TAILS YOU BASTARD!

Wow, you certainly are pretty touchy on the subject of Jewtails. I wonder why.

I was babtized, I made my first communion and my confirmation. WHERE THE HELL IS THE JEW IN THAT?

Pulling strings behind the scenes. Same place as you'll always find the Jew.

Nope, I told you that my 'friend' told me about this website and that i came to check it out. completely true. i never told you that i came here to be saved. i came here to voice my opinions (true again).

No, you came here because Jesus wants you to quit being a filthy Jewess who strokes her unmentionable parts while harbouring obscene thoughts about her dried-up Jew broodmother, so He led you here to be Saved. The reason why you think you came here is irrelevant.

i dont need to be saved. well, to a certain extent i do. but you people are just rediculous. i bet you think that if a womans not a virgin on her wedding day she will be taken to her fathers house and stoned to death. its in the bible, after all!

We don't think it will happen; we just think it should happen.

[LissyLovesHerself]

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Wow. Your life must be truly pitiful if you don't know many people who're greater than a shrivelled-up old Jewess. I would write more about why I find your wizened old harlot of a grandmother so repulsive, but thinking about old she-Jews too much makes me nauseous, so I'll just pray for Jesus to send her to Hell soon.
What's an ass time?
Wow, you certainly are pretty touchy on the subject of Jewtails. I wonder why.

Pulling strings behind the scenes. Same place as you'll always find the Jew.

No, you came here because Jesus wants you to quit being a filthy Jewess who strokes her unmentionable parts while harbouring obscene thoughts about her dried-up Jew broodmother, so He led you here to be Saved. The reason why you think you came here is irrelevant.
We don't think it will happen; we just think it should happen.

Everything you said in that was hurtful. I honestly do not know what is wrong with you people. God is not like what you think he is. God is kind. God should NOT be feared. The way you call me a Jew when I'm not one is extremely immature.
I feel God called me here for me to know the truth. You all have just confirmed what I believed even more. I love God. He knows everything about me. When I'm in a touch situation all I do is pray and it makes me feel calm, because you know why? I know he's in my heart, showing me the way. Jesus is one of my best friends.
You can tell me I'm going to hell all I want. I know I'm not. I know God loves me.
You people make me out to be a horrible person. When in reality if you want the definition of those kinds of people, look in a mirror.
The past few days I was here it has really strenghtened my relationship with God. So at least you all did some good for me.
So continue with the name calling on everyone here who doesn't COMPLETELY agree with you. I mean don't get me wrong, he knows your intentions are good. I just feel he's frowning down opon you.
But none of you will ever get that.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The past few days I was here it has really strenghtened my relationship with God. So at least you all did some good for me.

We do that for everyone. Most of them hate us for it because SATAN has put scales over their eyes which they use to measure dope.

But none can ever say we didn't bring them closer to GOD.

Amen