[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello, loves.

I am not mocking any religions. I am catholic and proud.

Is not pride a sin? Does that minion of Satan, the vicar of Rome, Ratslinger, not tell you to be humble?

Isa:13:11: And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.

Mal:4:1: For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch.

1Pe:5:5: Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility: for God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.

See, you must be humble like us at Landover.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: This is how I know that you are real:

Hey Lissy! What brings you here? Still selling your ass to truck drivers on the interstate?

[landoverlover]

Re: This is how I know that you are real:

I guess whatever "god" you worship is so weak and puny that his word can be brought down by a Web site. Doesn't sound like a being worthy of your time; he clearly can't do a lot for you.

The world is full of hunger, war, and death. The environment is deteriorating. Terrorism is threatening every civilized country. Millions of unborn children are being murdered by abortion. The economy is in shambles.

And what are you doing with your time? In your own words, you will never stop creating phony accounts to bring down a Web site that is read by how many people? Is this the best use of your time to make the world a better place?

Attacking a Web site is easy, and you are a coward for choosing to do it, rather than tackle the difficult, ugly, unrewarding jobs of, say, cleaning the pus out of wounds of children whose infected limbs have been hacked off in some third-world cesspool. Sitting at your computer, well, what a courageous act. And if you accuse me of the same thing, lady, I'll tell you point-blank I do more hands-on charitable work in a week than you do in a year.

So take your cowardly, shallow, pompous, self-righteous lazy self out of here. Or not, as we will not be affected one whit by anything you do.

[Disciple Luke]

Re: This is how I know that you are real:

I am catholic and proud.

Hey Lissy! What brings you here? Still selling your ass to truck drivers on the interstate?

Well being a female Catlick her ass wasn't good enough for the papist priests so she's gotta find someone who appreciates it.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: This is how I know that you are real:

So many misguided malicious people who call themselves Christians live on this flat planet. I live in germany and everyday i see those abused children, abused by cathlic priests. Im tired of it!
Leave this holy place alone cathlics and prepare for the hellfire!
God will never forgive you, you have turned away from the Bible.

Exodus20
7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello, loves.

You were not incorrect about the bible. Hovever, you are all twisting it.
Do you think I'm stupid? I can tell, because mostly all of you peoples default pictures on here, arent really of you.
Your lying, trying to turn people against Christ, ones that believe your garbage, at least.
Its not good.
You should be stopped.

Why should we be stopped from spreading the gospel on the internet, Lezzy Abuses Herself? Do we make you feel quilty about your lesbian lifestyle? Do we shed light on the infirmity of your faith? Do you believe that Satan can stop us from spreading the Truth(c)? If so, you doubt scripture, and you are going to burn in Hell, vile Catlick witch! Go kiss the Pope's staff or something.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello, loves.

You were not incorrect about the bible. Hovever, you are all twisting it

How do we "twist" it if we quote it verbatim?

It is the fluffy bunny translations of KJV1611 that are twisted versions.